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 Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:08 pm
still beat him. and a win's a win.
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:09 pm
That's like saying The Brooklyn Brawler is the greatest wrestler ever just for beating Triple H! mrgreen
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:11 pm
that's overdoing it a bit. then again you're a Richard Simmons ripoff so you would overdo it.
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:12 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:17 pm
your style really screams Richard Simmons. just without the gay overtones. now shouldn't you be failing to sell your product on an informerial.
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:24 pm
May I make a list of comparisons between me and Tony Little?
We both are energetic
We have memorable catchphrases
We both sell excercise machines and other products
We were both overweight losers, before discovering fitness
We "exaggerate" a little on what our products can really do
We both have a female sidekick to help advertise in our infomercials
We both have been involved in wrestling or been friends with a wrestler
We have the same image
We're both gimmicks
The only thing I have in common with Richard Simmons is that we used to be overweight ((Well, Richard is still chunk)) and that we have alot of energy. I do NOT dance around to 70s music with a bunch of old ladies, I do NOT dress like a fruit in short shorts, and I do NOT release home videos.
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:27 pm
but we all you would if you could. you just haven't sold enough products to be marketable on video/DVD. and you do dress like a fruit, mostly like a plum.
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:30 pm
I mean "fruit" in the terms of "homosexual."
And I would rather not release videos of me dancing. That'd be humiliating as having to deal with Tank Abbott every Monday night.
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:34 pm
Mike Bucci May I make a list of comparisons between me and Tony Little? We both are energetic We have memorable catchphrases We both sell excercise machines and other products We were both overweight losers, before discovering fitness We "exaggerate" a little on what our products can really do We both have a female sidekick to help advertise in our infomercials We both have been involved in wrestling or been friends with a wrestler We have the same image We're both gimmicks The only thing I have in common with Richard Simmons is that we used to be overweight ((Well, Richard is still chunk)) and that we have alot of energy. I do NOT dance around to 70s music with a bunch of old ladies, I do NOT dress like a fruit in short shorts, and I do NOT release home videos. ..I don't know why, but Tony Little reminds me of Van Hammer from WCW...or one of those failed gimmicks that couldn't get over in early WWF..
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:35 pm
I'm sure that would be humiliating. but do you have a point?
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:37 pm
Gregory Helms I'm sure that would be humiliating. but do you have a point? Yep. Richard Simmons is an exercise hack. BUY MY SIMON SYSTEM! YEAH! mrgreen
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:39 pm
I wouldn't buy your system if I was dying of hunger. I'm not going to buy your drugs.
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:40 pm
There's no point arguing with him Hurricane..all the exercize products he's taken have gone to his head, so maybe its best you sit this one out.
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:41 pm
I made your fat sidekick drink my Simon System when I kicked his a**, Gregory. Don't make me do the same to you! mrgreen
YEAH!
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:50 pm
did you notice that your products did nothing to help him?
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