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 Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:36 pm
You seem to forget that Lou lost all his muscle mass at the end of the Incredible Hulk series. Lou then came to me all those years later and asked me for help, which I gladly did! That's the power of the Simon System, Gregory Helms! YEAH!
...And no, I didn't make that up. mrgreen
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:38 pm
who's this Gregory Helms you speak of?
(seriously?)
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:39 pm
(( Course not. Lou has been a Muscle God since birth. ))
Don't go Clark Kent on me, buddy! mrgreen
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:42 pm
Clark Kent was who he was before he was Superman so I don't think you know what you mean. however I have always been who I am, the Hurricane! *strikes the hurri-pose*
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:44 pm
I always thought you started off as a hick from North Carolina, who then became a pop star in a humiliating boyband stable!
But that's not the point, Greg! My Simon System works!
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:46 pm
(you're breaking the 4th wall by saying that)
I have no idea who this person you're speaking of is or was. but I feel sorry for them.
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:49 pm
(( No. I'm just carelessly revealing a superhero's identity. ))
Sure, HURRICANE, sure. Next thing your going to say is that I was once a jobber in the WWF who got his a** handed to him by a finnish hoss, then got his big break by being a lackey to a gothic freak and his two assistants, Kevin Nash and Scott Hall. Funny! mrgreen
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:51 pm
it's not my place to say what you did before you found your calling peddling drugs. if you want to tell people that you can.
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:53 pm
Drugs is for phony people, like Barry Bonds and Mark McGuire. Must I correct you again that my Simon System is drug-free?
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:58 pm
you don't know when it's hopeless for you, do you? as I've been saying now and again, I don't care to have your Simon System.
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:59 pm
A Salesman never gives up. That's why I plan to pester you until you purchase my products! mrgreen
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:02 pm
your sales pitch blows harder than Superman though. I mean you couldn't sell kryptonite to Superman, let alone your product to me.
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:04 pm
Superman wouldn't purchase his own weakness, and I doubt my Simon System is yours. Like me, your weakness is to job to inexperienced wrestlers. YEAH
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:05 pm
I've beaten the Rock and he's better than me. so therefore your logic is flawed.
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:07 pm
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