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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 6:24 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 6:32 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 6:57 pm
holy catchphrases! whaz up wit dat?!
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:05 pm
Wow, you're scrawny for a superhero! My pattented Simon System will bulk you up, then you'll have the physique of Superman! YEAH!
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:12 pm
a true superhero doesn't take drugs, besides I'd rather be naturally built like Superboy than be a drugged up Superman.
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:13 pm
Drugs?! Why, if my Simon System was considered a drug, Jeff would have a natural attraction to it and Batista would be fired by now! mrgreen
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:15 pm
I stand by my prior comment.
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:16 pm
Like Richard Simmons' choice of weight loss program and outfit, your statement is WRONG! mrgreen
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:19 pm
but your system hasn't been proven to be totally natural. and I won't set a bad example for children by taking possible drug products.
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:20 pm
I could name atleast FIVE people who took my Simon System with positive results. No drugs included!
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:21 pm
go peddle your wares to someone who really needs it. I'm not buying anything from you.
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:24 pm
Hold on, Peter Robinson! (( I don't expect you to get that. ))
May a BEFORE and AFTER picture make you consider taking my product? mrgreen
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:26 pm
no way would it.
(yea, your reference went way over my head.)
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:29 pm
(( He was a famous sideshow freak, known as The Living Skeleton. ))
*Goes on and shows anyways.*
Have you ever heard of Lou Ferrigno? The Incredible Hulk use to look like this!
*Shows a picture of a boney kid.*
Now after taking my pattented Simon System, he looks like this!
*Shows a picture of the current muscled Lou Ferrigno.*
If my Simon System works for Lou, it can work for you! mrgreen
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:32 pm
that's a farfetched sale you're using. Lou was making the Incredible Hulk before you were old enough to sell your product, so you couldn't of helped him get the heroic part he's well known for. now shouldn't you be teaching some fat ladies how to sweat to the oldies?
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