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Missing00

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:00 pm


Des Voh
Why do guys look at me werid when I say I don't like James Bond movies. sweatdrop

Cale: Huzzah to that.


Me neither, it just dosent appeal to me, I did like Casino Royal and Gold Finger. Fun fact did you know that Casino Royal is also a James Bond parody film made by Woody Allen?
PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:01 pm


Nope. pretty easy actually.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:59 pm


I didn't do the 3rd quest so much.

It never loaded the cinemas, but it counted as me having seen them, so I never had to actually sit through them for it to count, so I completed the whole thing pretty quick and got all 3 bags.

And now for something completely different.

If Steven has 3 apples and Dave has 2 apples, why don't they just shut up and eat?
PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:01 pm


How about this math problem, if there are five birds on a fence and one gets shot, how many birds are left?

Missing00

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:02 pm


None. When the one is shot, the others are gonna fly away.
PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:07 pm


Good, now how about this, there re three women on a bench in a park each eating ice cream, the first is just licking it, the second is shoving it down her mouth to the cone, and the third is nibbling at the ice cream. Now which one of these women is married?

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:15 am


Hmm...

The one shoving it down her throat?
PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:05 am


Wheee! New York is fun!

But my stupid hotel charges you a dollar to use the computers there for five minutes... That sucks...

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:12 am


Holy monky-tossing-s**t!

A dollar?!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:14 am


Moop.

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Extuis

PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:38 am


:warning incloding captins:
i lose my temper easly so dont make me made,so claim me down if i am mad,FAST
PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:41 am


Learn to spell, moron.

that way we dont need to drag in a Translator droid to figure out what the hell you're attempting to say.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:50 am


And Honestly, around here, you've got about as much power as I do.
None.
You've no right to demand anything of anyone.
People will make you mad. And if you cant laugh it off, then thats your problem, not ours.
You're not going to get catered to because you threaten a hissy fit.
Because here, the mods won't tolerate it if you fly off the handle.

This isnt a democracy. Its an Autocratic goverment under the rule of Grand Admiral Thrawn.
The voice of the people can be heard, but the Government doesnt have to listen.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:07 am


Darkened Angel
Hmm...

The one shoving it down her throat?


The one with the wedding ring on but I like your thinking.

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Capn Deep Blusi

PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:32 am


Ok, a rooster is on top of a barn and he lays an egg. What ethnicity is the guy screwing the farmer's daughter?
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