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Sorry, kid. Gotta have you sign a waiver. *Produces a paper from his pocket with a pen that basically says,

"Due to high levels of alcohal within this drink, the consumer is held fully and completely responsible for willing concent to consumption of liquor. Weapon V: Russian Vodka suplier is not held responsible or liable if consumer suffers from heart failure, brain damage, and/or death.

Sign here _____________ "

and slides it over, while getting a bottle from behind the bar, and one of the shot glasses. Pours her a shot of the brew*

Sign yer life away and bottoms up, kid.

EDIT

Yeah, you might handle it for a moment. *Leans in and drapes his arm over her shoulder and looks at her worridly* But keep in mind, Jessica... I have the heights level healing factor around... That stuff knocks me on my a**... You're gonna be done for the night.

*Lifts her head from the wall and staggers towards Logan's table. She looks at him absently and... grins*

Wanna bet?

Y...Y'know what's wrong with you ********' bipeds? THUMBS. Ya apes go a 'long'n develop thumbs, and start thinkin' you're the best ********' creatures on God's green earth...

*wiggles his thumbs in front of his face*

They're good fer hitchin' a ride....not much else. But y're all like, 'oh, lookit me, I got ********' THUMBS, watch me invent tools n' fire 'n s**t...

*Watches Bigby rant* Yeah, yer the angry drunk... *Looks back to see how Jessica holding up*

*A twisted grin slithers across her face as she takes the shot glass into her hand*

Let me tell you a little story, Logan. When I was little, around seven, my parents discovered uranium on their property in Wundagore. My mom and I were tasked with helping to mine that stuff. I got radiation poisoning and so did my mom. She died from it, but my father placed me in cryo stasis and began to treat me, eventually injecting me with irradiated spider's blood that he had developed as an experiment to combat human diseases and sickness. We all know what kind of powers it gave me so I won't get into that, but I will tell you about a nifty little side effect it had on me...

*She swirls the drink in the glass.*

it gave me a natural immunity to all poisons and toxins. In the case of something new, like this, it could make me sick, depending on the amount of exposure, but once my body gets a taste for it, it goes on the list too. That's why I took such a small shot, to introduce it to my system.

*Smirks and watches her swirl the glass.* Well, then, if yer so hot for what you got, down the hatch. Finish the bottle. I'm physically immune to poisons, too. Gives me a head ache or maybe make me sneeze. But this, *picks up the bottle of Weapon V in presentation* Is alien distilled. Its a bit more potent than just poison or what ever it is we brew here on Earth. Add a little Russian Vodka into the works, and we got somethin' potent enough that even you'll be dancin' on the table an' swingin' her panties about. So if you think you can take it, *Sets the bottle down and slides it over*

Enjoy the rest of this bottle on me.