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another_average_asian Crew
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 Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 11:16 am
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 11:29 am
3391
Wait? We have an elephant?!
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 6:05 pm
3392
but we needed an elephant!!!
i've always wanted to assault a heavily fortified position on the back of an elephant.
*takes out a list of things to do before jin dies*
riiiiiiiiight here.
number 56.
between "rob a bank using only a cap gun" and "start war in which no one knows why they are fighting"
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 7:35 pm
3393
So then why are you driving the tank rather than riding the elephant?
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 7:44 pm
3394
it's all part of my intricate plan to cross off all three at once.
just follow my lead.
also, you might want to get off the tank.
*sets explosives on the main gun's ammunition rides the elephant out of the tank*
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Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 4:05 am
3395
Here we go... *groans and pulls broom out of bottomless bag and takes flight.*
I recommend the rest of you hurry. He doesn't joke about these things.
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Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 8:48 am
3396
But there's no bank here???
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Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 9:21 am
3397
*pets elephant*
depends on your definition of 'bank'
i define it as a storage building for valuables.
to me that could also be an armory.
or a liquor store.
or an embasy.
got my cap gun right here.
*takes out cap gun*
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Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 8:51 am
3398
*swoops down to hover near the tank*
I agree. For me, it could be defined as a vault full of grimoirs, potions, talismans, ancient artifacts like Excalibur, the Holy Grail, the Holy Lance, Thor's hammer... etc. Wow, that reved me up. Charge!
*pulls sword from invisible bag and raises it as she flies off towards the front line*
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Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:03 pm
3399
*takes over driving the tank*
Val's definitely not going to like this.
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another_average_asian Crew
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Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:59 pm
*takes out detanator*
good initiative vincent.
if you can drive the tank closer the explosion will cause more damage.
someone wants a promotion.
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Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 6:38 am
3401 (Jin forgot his number!)
I hope you have an escape hole in your pocket. Jin's explosives surprisingly work. It's probably the only thing he succeeds at... that and killing people, destroying things, creating chaos and drinking vodka... Reminds me of my father, actually.
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Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 2:07 pm
3402
*puts up protective shield around the tank* i'd rather us not explode too. And i think I'll avoid meeting your father ^.^
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Posted: Sun Jun 13, 2010 7:19 pm
3403
take that shield down!
we need the explosion to be bigger.
*takes out rpg*
wait... can you make the explosion bigger?
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Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 4:09 am
3404
Actually, my mother is worse... we abandoned him in the Antarctic when he started to get annoying... he's not quite as clever as Jin, though. He could never create high-tech explosives. He might think he can, but he thinks he knows everything.
Anyway... *pulls a potion out of bottomless bag* Can you kindly remove the shield, Soubi? Or I just might be forced to knock you unconscious... that's the thing about magic... doesn't work to well when your unconscious.
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