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 Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 3:45 am
[Nibelhiem: Shinra Mansion]
Cloud: Hey guys! I found a piece of paper!
Tifa: Oh lord.
Cloud: Lets see...
Lost Number: ~inside the safe~ Hey, hurry up! I'm running out of air in here!
Cloud: Hold on! We have to figure out the code!
Lost Number: Its Right 36, Left 10, Right 59, and Right 97!
Cloud: Be quiet! I have to figure this out! T...T...Th....The....Hey guys! The first word is 'The'!
Lost Number: ...I'm screwed...
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 6:31 am
Constantine Wolf [Nibelhiem: Shinra Mansion] Cloud: Hey guys! I found a piece of paper! Tifa: Oh lord. Cloud: Lets see... Lost Number: ~inside the safe~ Hey, hurry up! I'm running out of air in here! Cloud: Hold on! We have to figure out the code! Lost Number: Its Right 36, Left 10, Right 59, and Right 97! Cloud: Be quiet! I have to figure this out! T...T...Th....The....Hey guys! The first word is 'The'! Lost Number: ...I'm screwed... Vincent: Well... I've been staying alive this 27 years thanks to the small gap I keep open in this coffin. Cloud: Hey guys! Let's close this coffin for good so the vampire inside doesn't come out and suck out blood!! Vincent: DAMN YOU CLOUD!!!!! scream *starts running out of air* if I could just reach my gun... Cloud: WAIT! I smell a gun inside the coffin!! IT'S MIIIINEEEEEE!!!! *opens up the coffin, takes the gun, and closes the coffin again without paying attention to Vincent* WEEEE!! Vincent: I hate you
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 9:57 am
cloud walks up to tifa.
Cloud:tifa will you marry me?
cait sith:that was my job scream
the before day cloud and tifa get married cloud calls barret.
cloud:you will not believe this!!!!
barret:i already know your getting married.
cloud:that's not it!!!!
barret:then what is it???
Cloud:i made Tifa pregnet and now she wants to cancel the wedding gonk
barret:you dumb............*hang up*
cloud:OHH GOD gonk
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 10:21 am
Cloud playing Kingdom Hearts: Why the hell am I weaker then Sephiroth, you must die Sora.
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 4:37 pm
Cloud:hey Aeris,lets do the 'thing'
Aeris: scream what?!ur sooo GROSSS!!!
Cloud:what the heck are you talking about?!
Aeris:lalalalal~im not listening!!!
Cloud:what im trying to mean is to kill Sephiroth by forcing the food into his mouth!!!that's what im trying to mean,you dirty-minded b***h!!!dammit!
Aeris: gonk stupid b*****d!!!
xd THE END xd
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 4:49 pm
Spawn of Sephiroth Cloud playing Kingdom Hearts"What the hell why do i look like Raziel and Vincent. Why is my Sword Bandaged. AND WHY THE HELL IS WAS I BEATEN BY A LITTLE KID!!!" because you ******** suck a**! twisted
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 1:08 am
Cloud: *sneaks into Tifa's room with Vincent in the middle of the night and starts to drool heavily*
Vincent: I hear Tifa sleeps in the nude...
Cloud: *obviously not paying attention grabs the can of Blue Jolt on Tifa's headboard and starts to make funny noises*
Vincent: O_O;;
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 2:54 am
[Junon: Pricilla's Beach]
Cloud: Up up and away dolphin! Hey...that hurts! OW! ~drowns~
Director: Cut! What the hell happened!?
D. Assistant: The fish ate Cloud.
Director: Oh geez...Get the stunt double!
~~~
(Take 2)
2nd Cloud: Ummm...are you sure this thing won't eat me?
Director: Positive. Its harmless. Now, action!
2nd Cloud: Uhhh...~blows whistle~
Mr. Dolphin: ~attacks Cloud~
2nd Cloud: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Director: Cut! Get that sushi out of here! From now on, Priscilla has a pet ladder!
~~~
(Take 3)
Director: Action!
3rd Cloud: ~grabs ladder~ BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT! x.x
Director: ....please tell me that wasn't a metal ladder...
Sephiroth: ~sniggers~
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 7:42 am
muchi-zetsu click this link, it's FF7 characters on Jeopardy and it's f-ing hillarious!!! FF7 Jeopadry
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 7:49 am
sephiroth: ah world domanation... can wait till eastenders is finished...
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 5:50 am
Barrett: blaugh
Vincent: rofl
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 8:20 pm
Cait Sith: I'm Cute, Fluffy, and One of a kind! biggrin
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:18 am
confused rolleyes how old r u?
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:33 am
THE BUZZCAST__!!!!!
I saw this on another sight
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Host: Now to our buzzcastor....
Buzzcastor: Im here with Cloud as he is w00ping Seohiroth
Cloud: Get the **** out of the way.
Sephiroth: *hits cloud while is distracted* JOIN ME BUZZCASTOR!!!
Buzzcastor: NEVER
Sephiroth: I need publicity...
Buzzcastor: No, your evil!"
Sephiroth: Im not evil..im misunderstood. NOW DIE!!
Buzzcastor: *dies*
Cloud: .....wtf
Host: well...okay that's not the first one we've lost, now our first guest...the turk....Reno!!!
Reno: Hello
Host: I understand you never take off those goggles off your head...what are you hididng?
Reno: nothing...
Host: Yes you are! Now take it off
Reno: NO
Host: YES!
Reno: *takes out blade* NO *kills host*
---WE R HAVING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES------
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:01 pm
Cloud: I fought ShinRA and ShinRA won crying
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