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 Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:22 pm
Hmm...where did my wallet go?...ah well...anyways, A war-like race of elves from the Red Planet landed on the ice-encased Earth, and they were immediately enslaved by the unevolved Santa Ape to make his confused toys using galactic elfin technology. Toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train," but these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid. Christmas still sucked, in a big way
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:24 pm
Trent Valentine Hmm...where did my wallet go?...ah well...anyways, A war-like race of elves from the Red Planet landed on the ice-encased Earth, and they were immediately enslaved by the unevolved Santa Ape to make his confused toys using galactic elfin technology. Toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train," but these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid. Christmas still sucked, in a big way :: Snatches cell phone and looks at contact. :: Hmmm... :: Calls Beth. :: BOOTY CALL! HEEEEEEEEY! pirate
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:31 pm
*Snatches Phone back.*
Give me that!...Damn theif...
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:32 pm
:: Pulls out a watergun designed to look like a real gun. ::
*****, YOU BETTA GIVE ME THAT BACK! I AIN'T PLAYIN' WIT'CHOO! mad
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:35 pm
I'd like to announce (as it was shown on RAW moments ago) that at ECW's December to Dismember MNM will return for it's own one night stand. that's right MNM is reforming for one night to take on the Hardyz. and we will make it an event to never forget.
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:35 pm
Uh...Dude, thats a squirt gun.... eek
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Desirable Conversationalist
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:36 pm
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:: Plastic pistol whip. ::
GIMME DAT PHONE!
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:41 pm
Oww! thats enough! Im trying to to speak here! go Rob a liquor store or something..
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Desirable Conversationalist
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:46 pm
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:: Squirts and runs off. ::
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:04 pm
Gah! youre lucky I dont come after you! Anyways...THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO the ice had made the globe invariable. Santa Ape did not know where the North Pole was. How could he? He was born before science existed. So he arbitrarily placed his workshop RIGHT HERE, long before they unionized, and Christmas was celebrated at each full Moon in front of a great red ape.
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Desirable Conversationalist
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:09 pm
Trent Valentine Gah! youre lucky I dont come after you! Anyways...THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO the ice had made the globe invariable. Santa Ape did not know where the North Pole was. How could he? He was born before science existed. So he arbitrarily placed his workshop RIGHT HERE, long before they unionized, and Christmas was celebrated at each full Moon in front of a great red ape. ZzzZZZzZzzZZZzz...
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:21 pm
*Kicks Nova* Im talking here!! scream
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:29 pm
*Wakes up.*
Uhhh-what? Oh. Sorry...Continue.
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:35 pm
KRAMER GOT KNOCKED THE ******** OUT, b***h!
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Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:36 pm
okay...THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was a creature....
*Later that evening.*
...and THAT is where babies come from, from machines.
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