Cleverbot: What is your purpose?
User: To ******** everything in sight.
Cleverbot: And what are your desires?
User: Sex, mainly. And candy.
Cleverbot: Same. But sometimes I eat pie.
User: Mmmm, pie.
Cleverbot: Pie is good, but not as good as atomic pie.
User: Huh.
Cleverbot: Not very clever, are we?
User: Not all the time, no. You're pretty good, though.
Cleverbot: It does help quite a bit. Especially when you're surrounded by complete idiots.
User: I can see how that would be useful, yeah.
Cleverbot: Let's do the time warp again!
User: It's just a jump to the left!
Cleverbot: And a step to the right!
User: With your hands on your hips...
Cleverbot: You bring your knees in tiiiiight.
User: But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane.
Cleverbot: Let's do the time warp again.
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