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 Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 6:34 pm
*At a New Years party....everyone is pissed drunk.*
Cloud: "So then this one guy -hic- goes up to this chick and -hic-."
Barret: *Making out with the coat rack.* "Baby you are my life!"
Aeris & Tifa: -Insert Boobs joke here.-
Nanaki: *Has had 50 shots of Jack Daniels.* "I still don't feel this thing you call waste-" *Dies of alchohol poisoning.*
Reno: "Lightwieght!" *Kicks Nanaki out of the window.*
Yuffie: "MY LOVE!" *Jumps out the window after Nanaki. Hits the pavement 20 stories below.*
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 6:59 pm
Sephiroth: Hey cloud......CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG "says while weeping on his knees ninja stressed
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 11:42 pm
Sen Akumu Edge22 Cloud: *on a killing spree* CRACK b***h!! *kills Reno* SHOULD HAVE BEEN SELLING CRACK!! *kills Vincent* YOU SHOULD HAVE SPENT YOUR LIFE SELLING CRACK!! *kills Cid* SELL CRACK b***h!! *kills Tifa* SELL CRACK!! *kills Yuffie* CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!! *kills Rufus* Barret: Cloud your out of crack aren't you? Cloud: Maybe.... Barret: I'll sell you some for 50000000 gil. Cloud: WHAT!!!! That's such a rip off!!!! Barret: You want it or not? Cloud: Hell yeah!!! I'll take 40! *pays up* Barret: Weeee!!! Oh crap I ran out of crack... Oh well *uses the mopney to get hismelf a new hand* *later that day* Cloud: Barret, I've noticed you've become useless to the team now that you don't have your machin gun arm Aeris: No, he can still beat up the bad guys... Cloud: All right, here's the truth. I'm kicking you out of the team because you don't have anymore crack. Barret: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Reno: Hey I got some crack can I join the team? Cloud: Depends how much you got Reno: This much *30 Bahamuts stuffed with crack fall from the sky* Cloud: YOUR IN!!! Tifa: How did you get that much crack? Reno: How the hell do you think Shin-RA makes so much gil? they hella don't use electricity thats for sure
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 6:22 am
Edge22 Sen Akumu Edge22 Cloud: *on a killing spree* CRACK b***h!! *kills Reno* SHOULD HAVE BEEN SELLING CRACK!! *kills Vincent* YOU SHOULD HAVE SPENT YOUR LIFE SELLING CRACK!! *kills Cid* SELL CRACK b***h!! *kills Tifa* SELL CRACK!! *kills Yuffie* CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!! *kills Rufus* Barret: Cloud your out of crack aren't you? Cloud: Maybe.... Barret: I'll sell you some for 50000000 gil. Cloud: WHAT!!!! That's such a rip off!!!! Barret: You want it or not? Cloud: Hell yeah!!! I'll take 40! *pays up* Barret: Weeee!!! Oh crap I ran out of crack... Oh well *uses the mopney to get hismelf a new hand* *later that day* Cloud: Barret, I've noticed you've become useless to the team now that you don't have your machin gun arm Aeris: No, he can still beat up the bad guys... Cloud: All right, here's the truth. I'm kicking you out of the team because you don't have anymore crack. Barret: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Reno: Hey I got some crack can I join the team? Cloud: Depends how much you got Reno: This much *30 Bahamuts stuffed with crack fall from the sky* Cloud: YOUR IN!!! Tifa: How did you get that much crack? Reno: How the hell do you think Shin-RA makes so much gil? they hella don't use electricity thats for sure Cloud: Wait... Aren't Reno and Tifa dead? Reno & Tifa: *blow up* Cloud: Now that's more like it
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 6:38 pm
Sen Akumu Edge22 Reno: Hey I got some crack can I join the team? Cloud: Depends how much you got Reno: This much *30 Bahamuts stuffed with crack fall from the sky* Cloud: YOUR IN!!! Tifa: How did you get that much crack? Reno: How the hell do you think Shin-RA makes so much gil? they hella don't use electricity thats for sure Cloud: Wait... Aren't Reno and Tifa dead? Reno & Tifa: *blow up* Cloud: Now that's more like it Zack's Ghost: *thinks to self* Now I get all the crack for myself once I get rid of that look-a-like poser *end thinking now* twisted Cloud: Wow... Aeris, something stinks, did you cut the peas again?! Aeris: *Holding Zack's dead body and a pair of scissors covered in rotted blood* ..... Umm... No, I did not.... ninja Remove the peas... ninja
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 7:06 am
-right after Sephiroth stabs Aeris-
ACK! x.x...That's not where you're supposed to stick you sword, sweety! -dies- x.x
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 9:11 am
Vincent: *sings* I'm picking out a Thermos for you, no ordinary Thermos for you.
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 4:22 pm
tifa and cloud married.....
tifa: *stares blankly at the chocolate muffin in her hand"
cloud: u gonna eat that?
tifa: *swallows the muffin whole*
cloud: ......whore
tifa: *slaps cloud*
cloud: *has a seizure*
barret: *shoots tifa* kekekekekeke! ^^
zack: *eats barret*
cloud: *dead by this point*
sephiroth: didnt i kill u at the mt nibel reactor 7 years ago?
zack: u really gotta get off the pipe sephy........
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 7:43 pm
-Cloud, spraying AxE all over Nanaki....spray hits tail and erupts-
Cloud: Oh, sh!t!
Nanaki: Sunuvabitch putitoutputitoutputitout!
-Cid jumps in and stomps on nanaki, putting out the fire, screaming: Quick Tifa! The rug's on fire, the rug's on fire!
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:16 am
Reno: It godzilla!!! Loz: THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR SUPER LOZ!!!!!  UP UP AND AWAY *Flys away* Cloud: My turn!! THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR SUPER CLOUD!!! *rips off his shirt to reveal the super man uniform* UP UP AND AWAY!!! *flys away* Barret: Let me try! THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR SUPER BARRET!!! *rips off his shirt to reveal the super man uniform* UP UP AND AWAY!!!! *flys away Tifa: How do they do that? Cid: I dunno, I'm so high right now I have no f*ckin clue wtf is going on right now Tifa: Ok I'm gonna give it a try!!! THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR SUPER TIFA!!!! *rips off clothes to reveal her naked body* EEEEP!!! *tries to cover herself* Reno: *Takes picture if Tifa* I think I just made $100 bucks with this baby
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 4:05 pm
Cloud: Aeris...? Aeris Who?
Aeris: Noooooooo, I hate my life! *sings that simple plan song* Sephiroth, just KEEEL me!!! *dies*
Cloud: *starts rapping*
Cait Sith: Well, looks like I'LL have to save the world for you guys again!
Sephiroth: All I wanted was a friend... *stabs Aeris*
Cid: Airships? Nah, Origami's my thing now!
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 8:37 pm
RedXIII: Look Cloud, all I'm saying is you've been exposed to WAY too much Mako energy, just let me have Bugenheigen take a look at you
Cloud: Look, I told you, I'm fine. You think I could be hall'n this giant sword around if it was still effecting me?
RedXIII: Still, it's better to be safe then sorry...
Cloud: OMG!!! Everybody, this dog thing just SPOKE!
RedXIII: Wha? Imbecile...
CLoud: *throws a stick* Go get it RedXIII, c'mon boy.
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 5:52 am
SephirothJr0 RedXIII: Look Cloud, all I'm saying is you've been exposed to WAY too much Mako energy, just let me have Bugenheigen take a look at you Cloud: Look, I told you, I'm fine. You think I could be hall'n this giant sword around if it was still effecting me? RedXIII: Still, it's better to be safe then sorry... Cloud: OMG!!! Everybody, this dog thing just SPOKE! RedXIII: Wha? Imbecile... CLoud: *throws a stick* Go get it RedXIII, c'mon boy. Nanaki: *bark bark* *runs after the stick* Tifa: Hey Cloud... *eating some nachos* Cloud: eek *stares* Tifa: Cloud... Cloud: eek *drools* Tifa: CLOUD!!!! Cloud: eek *keeps drooling* Tifa: CLOUD STOP STARING AT MY NACHOS!!!!!!!
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Posted: Tue Dec 20, 2005 7:08 pm
Cloud: Hey whats up shinra?
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 5:43 pm
Vincent: Lucreciaaaaa........... who...?
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