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 Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 6:41 pm
JohnnyNitro_MNM Montel Vontavious Porter JohnnyNitro_MNM *looks at MVP's Megaeyesore* I've seen props in indie films that look better than that thing. you got ripped off big time buying that. You must be Johnny Nitro. I've heard so much about you. I'm MVP. cool :: Holds out hand to shake. :: *laughs* you sure don't look like an MVP to me. you're nowhere near my league. now why don't you go hang out with people that are closer to your league, like Pauly Shore and Kathy Griffin. True. I'm not in your league. I'm above it! But don't worry. I have confidence you'll move up soon, buddy. cool
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 6:46 pm
Montel Vontavious Porter JohnnyNitro_MNM Montel Vontavious Porter JohnnyNitro_MNM *looks at MVP's Megaeyesore* I've seen props in indie films that look better than that thing. you got ripped off big time buying that. You must be Johnny Nitro. I've heard so much about you. I'm MVP. cool :: Holds out hand to shake. :: *laughs* you sure don't look like an MVP to me. you're nowhere near my league. now why don't you go hang out with people that are closer to your league, like Pauly Shore and Kathy Griffin. True. I'm not in your league. I'm above it! But don't worry. I have confidence you'll move up soon, buddy. cool
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 6:47 pm
Daffney Unger Montel Vontavious Porter JohnnyNitro_MNM Montel Vontavious Porter JohnnyNitro_MNM *looks at MVP's Megaeyesore* I've seen props in indie films that look better than that thing. you got ripped off big time buying that. You must be Johnny Nitro. I've heard so much about you. I'm MVP. cool :: Holds out hand to shake. :: *laughs* you sure don't look like an MVP to me. you're nowhere near my league. now why don't you go hang out with people that are closer to your league, like Pauly Shore and Kathy Griffin. True. I'm not in your league. I'm above it! But don't worry. I have confidence you'll move up soon, buddy. cool AH, s**t! stressed :: Stumbles over, covering his ears. :: Will you stop that?! scream
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 6:47 pm
Montel Vontavious Porter JohnnyNitro_MNM Montel Vontavious Porter JohnnyNitro_MNM *looks at MVP's Megaeyesore* I've seen props in indie films that look better than that thing. you got ripped off big time buying that. You must be Johnny Nitro. I've heard so much about you. I'm MVP. cool :: Holds out hand to shake. :: *laughs* you sure don't look like an MVP to me. you're nowhere near my league. now why don't you go hang out with people that are closer to your league, like Pauly Shore and Kathy Griffin. True. I'm not in your league. I'm above it! But don't worry. I have confidence you'll move up soon, buddy. cool don't kid yourself. the only reason Teddy Long caved in on hiring you is cause he had to make up for the talent he lost when he fired me.
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 6:47 pm
Daffney Unger Montel Vontavious Porter JohnnyNitro_MNM Montel Vontavious Porter JohnnyNitro_MNM *looks at MVP's Megaeyesore* I've seen props in indie films that look better than that thing. you got ripped off big time buying that. You must be Johnny Nitro. I've heard so much about you. I'm MVP. cool :: Holds out hand to shake. :: *laughs* you sure don't look like an MVP to me. you're nowhere near my league. now why don't you go hang out with people that are closer to your league, like Pauly Shore and Kathy Griffin. True. I'm not in your league. I'm above it! But don't worry. I have confidence you'll move up soon, buddy. cool Gah!!! *nearly spills his soda.* Daff, please, you're cute as hell but please, find a less stressful way to get our attention..
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 6:49 pm
JohnnyNitro_MNM Montel Vontavious Porter JohnnyNitro_MNM Montel Vontavious Porter JohnnyNitro_MNM *looks at MVP's Megaeyesore* I've seen props in indie films that look better than that thing. you got ripped off big time buying that. You must be Johnny Nitro. I've heard so much about you. I'm MVP. cool :: Holds out hand to shake. :: *laughs* you sure don't look like an MVP to me. you're nowhere near my league. now why don't you go hang out with people that are closer to your league, like Pauly Shore and Kathy Griffin. True. I'm not in your league. I'm above it! But don't worry. I have confidence you'll move up soon, buddy. cool don't kid yourself. the only reason Teddy Long caved in on hiring you is cause he had to make up for the talent he lost when he fired me. Man, I'm the highest paid superstar on the roster. How much did they pay you to leave that dump, OVW? 5,000? 10,000? 50,000? Pfft. Chump change to me, boy. cool
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 6:50 pm
Trent Valentine Daffney Unger Montel Vontavious Porter JohnnyNitro_MNM Montel Vontavious Porter JohnnyNitro_MNM *looks at MVP's Megaeyesore* I've seen props in indie films that look better than that thing. you got ripped off big time buying that. You must be Johnny Nitro. I've heard so much about you. I'm MVP. cool :: Holds out hand to shake. :: *laughs* you sure don't look like an MVP to me. you're nowhere near my league. now why don't you go hang out with people that are closer to your league, like Pauly Shore and Kathy Griffin. True. I'm not in your league. I'm above it! But don't worry. I have confidence you'll move up soon, buddy. cool Gah!!! *nearly spills his soda.* Daff, please, you're cute as hell but please, find a less stressful way to get our attention..
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 6:51 pm
Daffney Unger Trent Valentine Daffney Unger Montel Vontavious Porter JohnnyNitro_MNM *laughs* you sure don't look like an MVP to me. you're nowhere near my league. now why don't you go hang out with people that are closer to your league, like Pauly Shore and Kathy Griffin. True. I'm not in your league. I'm above it! But don't worry. I have confidence you'll move up soon, buddy. cool Gah!!! *nearly spills his soda.* Daff, please, you're cute as hell but please, find a less stressful way to get our attention.. b***h, you may of just blew up my ear drums, I swear. :: Picks up cellphone. :: Yo, Rey-Rey! 'Dis is MVP! 'Dis b***h right here just scream in my ear! Contact my lawyer, okay?! Lawsuits all around! stressed
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 6:52 pm
if you're as good as your name implied you'd of beaten Kane by yourself now. and in a non-gimmick match no less. but we've seen very little of your talent. so it all proves I've got you outclassed, not only in looks but also in talent.
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 6:54 pm
Don't go hypocrite on me, now. You got that little rumpshaker helpin' you out with your matches, and that other freak who was caught with the drugs was carrying you in those tag team matches. cool
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 7:03 pm
Mercury hardly carried me in our tag matches. he was just there for looks and because it's usually a good idea to have a seasoned veteran in a tag team. we weren't aware of his drug problem when MNM started though. and my lil rumpshaker as you call her is not the common music video ho you make her sound like. she's the best damn girlfriend there is and can hold her own against the pretty faces of the other divas. now that's a great girl to have, pretty and can fight off the competition for her man.
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 7:06 pm
Fine. How about we see how we do on our own? Singles Match, now. cool
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 7:11 pm
to quote Elvis, "wiseman say, only fools rush in." if you really think you can beat me first you have to prove you deserve to be in a match with me.
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 7:15 pm
*comes in from the shadows, tail swishing* Edge...It's me, Beth. *sexy smile*
Great... We have an MVP in here now. He gives me migranes.
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Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 7:15 pm
Oh, come on. You barely finished one match in this guild. (Going account wise on that one)
I never thought you'd come out like a chump, Nitro. cool
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