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 Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 3:22 pm
Quote: Dear otawara, When I think of you, I get bars of soap in my pancreas. Though it makes me feel smelly, it's also exciting. Whenever we munch together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are sparkling at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously Jewish and vampiric with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a crunch of the chin resembling a butt? I hope we can keep lurking together for 451751015720815270512 years. LIKE A BOSS yours, Lady Psycho Sexy 
And this one. WTF
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 3:25 pm
Lady Psycho Sexy Quote: Dear otawara, When I think of you, I get bars of soap in my pancreas. Though it makes me feel smelly, it's also exciting. Whenever we munch together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are sparkling at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously Jewish and vampiric with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a crunch of the chin resembling a butt? I hope we can keep lurking together for 451751015720815270512 years. LIKE A BOSS yours, Lady Psycho Sexy
And this one. WTF
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 3:41 pm
Quote: Terara Drakon, You know how the song goes: "thirsty men say only monkeys rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your hungry embrace. Now I know how your mom felt when the cans of shaving cream first parted to reveal Jesus silhouetted against a bite-sized sky. It was herpes at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, playing Starfox LIKE A BOSS until you get here. Yours truly, Lady Psycho Sexy
OMFG THEY ALL ARE
If this is the whole event I am going to be PISSED.
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 3:43 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 3:44 pm
Quote: Dear Lady Psycho Sexy, I believe it was Red Hot Chili Peppers who once sang, "Oh, my rice, my videro jame, I've hungered for your box a long, twelve time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, Mr. Wiggles, who said "cutting ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing black people like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine? XOXO, l-Kriel-l
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 3:46 pm
Quote: l-Kriel-l, You know how the song goes: "stanky men say only dix rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your more stanky embrace. Now I know how The genie from Aladdin felt when the peoples first parted to reveal Your Mother silhouetted against a even more stanklier sky. It was 8D at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, sexing whats an adverb until you get here. Yours truly, l-Kathulu-l and Quote: Wantcookie, You know how the song goes: "p***s men say only p***s rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your p***s embrace. Now I know how p***s felt when the p***s first parted to reveal p***s silhouetted against a p***s sky. It was p***s at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, p***s p***s until you get here. Yours truly, l-Kathulu-l
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 3:55 pm
Quote: My beloved Wantcookie, You and I are just two willy people trying to make it in this wee-wee world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of johnson in the past, and I know you've dabbled in wang-doodle, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our p***s love. Without you, I'm nothing but a ding-a-ling c**k. Yours d**k,
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:09 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:09 pm
Quote: Le Tortue Terrible, You know how the song goes: "homosexual men say only Cookies rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your stinky embrace. Now I know how Naked Snake felt when the giant enemy crabs first parted to reveal MORE CRABS silhouetted against a crab-filled sky. It was complete hatred at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, attacking its weak point for massive damage until you get here. Yours truly, The Awkwardest Turtle Oops I accidentally know where all the words go now. Also, I am aware I combined two crab-related memes, thank you.
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:18 pm
Quote: Dearest Ribbin, I cannot begin to describe how gayly my FOOT burns for you. As I write this, I'm crossing in my The Boss, unable to contain my snorting desire. Please, accept my stupid embrace and know that you're truly the Cookie of my eye. I yearn for you recklessly, digi734
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:22 pm
Where is David? I sent him a valentine. Why doesn't he care.
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:29 pm
So I forgot I left a can of Mountain Dew outside last night and I went and got it and cut it opened and am now sucking on a giant Mountain Dew Popsicle.
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:31 pm
l-Kathulu-l So I forgot I left a can of Mountain Dew outside last night and I went and got it and cut it opened and am now sucking on a giant Mountain Dew Popsicle. lucky
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:40 pm
Dearest Prince Noir,
I cannot begin to describe how very my leg burns for you. As I write this, I'm loosing in my game, unable to contain my ending desire. Please, accept my precise embrace and know that you're truly the apple of my eye.
I yearn for you lastly,
The Rawk Hawk
xD
THE GAME
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 5:08 pm
Quote: Dearest Meta_Fish, I cannot begin to describe how ungrateful my backhand burns for you. As I write this, I'm mother ******** in my tongs, unable to contain my chewing desire. Please, accept my whimsical embrace and know that you're truly the a*****e of my eye. I yearn for you in a truck, l-Kriel-l
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