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 Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:57 pm
The Awkwardest Turtle digi734 Quote: Dear The Awkwardest Turtle, When I think of you, I get Ocelot in my spleen. Though it makes me feel cruel, it's also exciting. Whenever we snipe together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are crushing at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously retarded and goofy with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a crawl of the nose? I hope we can keep farting together for 5976 years. courageously yours, Digi734 wat WHY DID YOU EAT OCELOT YOU JERK? D:< I'M SORRY. HIS REVOLVERS WERE TASTY AND I THOUGHT I WAS EATING LIQUID gonk
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:57 pm
Quote: Dear Owwin, When I think of you, I get tentacle monsters in my left kidney. Though it makes me feel sciencey, it's also exciting. Whenever we accidentally together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are sciencing at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously awesome and mutated with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a dissection of the left nostril? I hope we can keep experimenting together for 1285964156156346434561485 years. like a boss yours, The Awkwardest Turtle @Digi- NOT GOOD ENOUGH. D<
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:58 pm
The Awkwardest Turtle Quote: Dear Owwin, When I think of you, I get tentacle monsters in my left kidney. Though it makes me feel sciencey, it's also exciting. Whenever we accidentally together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are sciencing at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously awesome and mutated with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a dissection of the left nostril? I hope we can keep experimenting together for 1285964156156346434561485 years. like a boss yours, The Awkwardest Turtle Well nostril dissection would make you feel pretty mutilated.
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:59 pm
Owwin The Awkwardest Turtle Quote: Dear Owwin, When I think of you, I get tentacle monsters in my left kidney. Though it makes me feel sciencey, it's also exciting. Whenever we accidentally together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are sciencing at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously awesome and mutated with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a dissection of the left nostril? I hope we can keep experimenting together for 1285964156156346434561485 years. like a boss yours, The Awkwardest Turtle Well nostril dissection would make you feel pretty mutilated. It says mutated, not mutilated.
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 2:00 pm
Quote: otawara, You know how the song goes: "fast men say only speakers rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your mechanical embrace. Now I know how Yogi Bear felt when the entrances first parted to reveal Green Lantern silhouetted against a blue sky. It was ******** pissed man at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, projecting on a bridge I think until you get here. Yours truly, l-Kriel-l
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 2:01 pm
The Awkwardest Turtle Owwin The Awkwardest Turtle Quote: Dear Owwin, When I think of you, I get tentacle monsters in my left kidney. Though it makes me feel sciencey, it's also exciting. Whenever we accidentally together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are sciencing at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously awesome and mutated with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a dissection of the left nostril? I hope we can keep experimenting together for 1285964156156346434561485 years. like a boss yours, The Awkwardest Turtle Well nostril dissection would make you feel pretty mutilated. It says mutated, not mutilated. That isn't right, you wouldn't feel mutated. THIS IS BULLSHIT I HATE THIS HOLIDAY!
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 2:01 pm
Terara Drakon Oh, there it is. x3 I got yours J. Sending you one now! :'3 Also, Quote: Dear J of the Wind, I believe it was 30 Seconds to Mars who once sang, "Oh, my TV remote, my fat ********, I've hungered for your ...some loud thing a long, mystical time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, Fish, who said "flying ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing eggs like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine? XOXO, l-Kriel-l These are so great
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 2:05 pm
Quote: Dear l-Kriel-l, How I long to hear your funny song again. What was it called? Ah yes, SNAAAKE EATEEERRR!. How your grating voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded Ocelot. Such incredible fury! Let us join together and stab you in unison, your lame song carrying our hearts to tiny heights. With love, The Awkwardest Turtle
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 2:06 pm
Quote: Dear otawara, Please, my beloved, come with me on a awkward journey to the deepest Phsyco Mantis of my rectum. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in ZANZIBARLAND and dance with me across the undulating Big Boss? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and work like spanking ferrets? Yours truly, digi734 @Turtle- ALL RIGHT THEN I'LL SPIT HIM OUT *BLAAAAARRGHALGHGHGHGHGHRRLDNDLKJSOULSILVERFLAPJAWNFODSJKL* HAPPY?
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 2:07 pm
digi734 Quote: Dear otawara, Please, my beloved, come with me on a awkward journey to the deepest Phsyco Mantis of my rectum. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in ZANZIBARLAND and dance with me across the undulating Big Boss? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and work like spanking ferrets? Yours truly, digi734 @Turtle- ALL RIGHT THEN I'LL SPIT HIM OUT *BLAAAAARRGHALGHGHGHGHGHRRLDNDLKJSOULSILVERFLAPJAWNFODSJKL* HAPPY? NO. YOU SPELLED "PSYCHO" WRONG.
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 2:09 pm
The Awkwardest Turtle digi734 Quote: Dear otawara, Please, my beloved, come with me on a awkward journey to the deepest Phsyco Mantis of my rectum. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in ZANZIBARLAND and dance with me across the undulating Big Boss? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and work like spanking ferrets? Yours truly, digi734 @Turtle- ALL RIGHT THEN I'LL SPIT HIM OUT *BLAAAAARRGHALGHGHGHGHGHRRLDNDLKJSOULSILVERFLAPJAWNFODSJKL* HAPPY? NO. YOU SPELLED "PSYCHO" WRONG. YOU WOMEN AND YOUR CONSTANT BITCHING! *rides away in Metal Gear RAY* lawl it rhymed.
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 2:11 pm
digi734 The Awkwardest Turtle digi734 Quote: Dear otawara, Please, my beloved, come with me on a awkward journey to the deepest Phsyco Mantis of my rectum. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in ZANZIBARLAND and dance with me across the undulating Big Boss? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and work like spanking ferrets? Yours truly, digi734 @Turtle- ALL RIGHT THEN I'LL SPIT HIM OUT *BLAAAAARRGHALGHGHGHGHGHRRLDNDLKJSOULSILVERFLAPJAWNFODSJKL* HAPPY? NO. YOU SPELLED "PSYCHO" WRONG. YOU WOMEN AND YOUR CONSTANT BITCHING! *rides away in Metal Gear RAY* lawl it rhymed. *shoots with stinger missiles*
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 2:12 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 2:13 pm
The Awkwardest Turtle digi734 The Awkwardest Turtle digi734 Quote: Dear otawara, Please, my beloved, come with me on a awkward journey to the deepest Phsyco Mantis of my rectum. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in ZANZIBARLAND and dance with me across the undulating Big Boss? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and work like spanking ferrets? Yours truly, digi734 @Turtle- ALL RIGHT THEN I'LL SPIT HIM OUT *BLAAAAARRGHALGHGHGHGHGHRRLDNDLKJSOULSILVERFLAPJAWNFODSJKL* HAPPY? NO. YOU SPELLED "PSYCHO" WRONG. YOU WOMEN AND YOUR CONSTANT BITCHING! *rides away in Metal Gear RAY* lawl it rhymed. *shoots with stinger missiles* ARGLEBARGLE *shoots with built-in rail gun and missiles*
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Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 2:14 pm
******** YOU MYSTERY ******** YOU MEW
I DIDN'T WANT ONE ANYWAY
;_;
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