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Name: The WALL
Mode of Combat: Sedentary
Birthday: November 12, 2006
Height: 15 feet 0 inches
Weight: 128,000 lbs. (58 metric tons)
Measurements: 15 feet x 15 feet x 15 feet
Birthplace: Shadow Island
Hobby: Making faces at things
Personal Treasure: N/A
Favorite Food: N/A
Dislikes: Opposition
Forte in Sports: A racquetball court
Other things worth mentioning: Construct traits




Name: The WALL
Height: 15 feet 0 inches
Weight: 128,000 lbs. (58 metric tons)
Origins: The epic legend of the WALL dates back to the Heaven or Hell tournament in 2006, where WALL the first slew the gibbering n00b and freed all of Gaia from his tyranny. No matter how hard the n00b struggled against the WALL, his efforts were in vain, and stoic statements of pure and unrelenting logic overcame the n00b with much impunity. Since then, the WALL has been held as an ever-present symbol of raw, unimaginable power. The WALL is not any one being, object, or creature, but a force of nature that exists solely to destroy the ignorant as they struggle blindly against their own stupidity.
Construction: 15 feet cubed of solid adamantium, with a thick loophole at the top.
Description: Pure and solid construction without a seam or a c***k, the WALL is nearly three times the height of a normal person and roughly six times the width. The surface has been painted black over the entirety of it as a base coat, with a face painted onto the front face of the cube. On the right face, the words ‘this end up’ have been painted with an arrow indicating the direction.
Equipment: Thick steel cable threaded through the loophole.
Abilities:

• Solid Construction: As a solid block of one of the strongest materials in existence, the WALL is very difficult to damage and very hard to move.
  
• Weight: The WALL weighs 58 metric tones. God forbid it ever attempts to body-slam someone.
  
• Faces: The expression that is painted onto the front face of the WALL changes periodically, depending upon mood and the current role of the WALL in combat. Each face is painted on top of another one with magical paint that causes only one to be displayed at any time.
  
  • Mean Face: The standard face. The WALL looks very angry and ready to break someone.
    
  • Hungry Face: The WALL opens its mouth wide and seems as if it is trying to eat someone. Terrifying. When this face is displayed energy attacks directed at the wall will be absorbed into it and stored.
    
  • Angry Face: The WALL is covered with flaming rage, and looks like it is shouting angrily. When this face is displayed, absorbed energy is expelled from any facet.
    
  • Satanic Face: Satan wants a cookie. Bring Satan a cookie. Bring Satan a cookie or he will destroy you. This is the taunting face. From time to time random profane statements will appear painted anywhere on the WALL.
    
  • Happy Face: Obscenely happy. The WALL likes it when you bring it cookies.

History: The hard part wasn't getting enough adamantium together to construct something of this size, Walter was generous enough to supply what was needed. The hard part was the two weeks of mixing different colors of magical paint in order to completely cover the WALL and give it the personality that it so richly deserves. It was Joshua's crazy idea, that he managed to convince Maximos to go along with, and during the painting they even managed to get Walter to supply a few brush strokes of his own.
Quote: "THWOMP!"

WALL STRIKER > ALL OTHER STRIKERS COMBINED

WALL STRIKER > THE COCKTOWER

Wait a minute... 15 x 15 x 15?

Wouldn't that make the WALL, the CUBE?