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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 5:21 am

Cloud: My back hurts. can someone give me a smaller sword?

Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 10:11 am

Cloud: If I said I like Dr. Pepper would you kill me?

Mr. Pepsi: .....

Cloud: Are you sure Mr. Pepsi?

Mr. Pepsi: .....

Cloud: Thank you!

Mr. Pepsi: *pulls a rifle out of his pocket that is bigger than Cloud's Buster Sword*

Cloud: O_O;; Where the...

Mr. Pepsi: *shoots Cloud in the head*

Quake Announcer Voice: HOLY SH$#

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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:08 am

Aeris: Sup Homez! I gotz some Mary Jane and some pot and some marijuana. cool

Cloud: Marijuana, pot, and Mary Jane are the same drugs, dipshit.

Aeris: U WANNA ME TO b***h SLAP YA! scream

Cloud:...no... crying

Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:20 am

Sephiroth:*hugs Cloud* Sorry for the death of ur parents. I was just a little....weird, but sorry. Wanna be budz?

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Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:42 pm

Radijiu

Sephiroth:*hugs Cloud* Sorry for the death of ur parents. I was just a little....weird, but sorry. Wanna be budz?

Sephiroth: I'm sorry Cloud, I'm sorry! The drug store ran out of my anger management pills! crying

Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 5:23 pm

Cloud: HEYYY *hiccup* sephy *hic* let's play spin the masamune.....*hiccup*

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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:42 am

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Aeris: Oh Sephiroth... Marry me! heart

Sephiroth: Hey! What!? o_O NO! I wanna marry Cloud!

Vinnie: scream No I Wanna Marry Cloud!!!

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:42 pm

CLOUD: tifa, yeah I hate to tell you this, but your breasts are way to big
CID: yeah seriously, you could get back problems in later life
*tifa cries*

SEPHIROTH: does my bum look big in this?

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Hai Tien

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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 2:08 pm

Cloud: I have announcement to make!

Tifa: What?

Cloud: I've been living a lie!!!

Tifa: huh?

Cloud: *takes of his face to reveal Napolean Dynamite* Gosh..

Tifa: Holy crap...

Reno: So what did you do today Cloud Strifemite?

Cloud: Gosh like save people from the end of the world

Reno: How many people

Cloud: Like 7 billion gosh, with one hand cut off too, and I got attacked by a band of space ninja's from the future on the way home I took em down with my secret Shin-RA karate technique

Reno: So what are you gonna do now?

Cloud: Gosh whatever I want

Reno: Wanna go race motorcycles?

Cloud: Flippin sweet

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 2:19 pm

cldstrife15

Cloud: My back hurts. can someone give me a smaller sword?

rofl

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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 3:25 pm

Barret: oooo crackers crying

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:38 am

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Narrator voice O Choice: Cloud and Sephiroth set out on a legendary journey to meet... >.>;; <.<;; SANTA CLAUS!!! .... okay anyways...

Cloud: Yo, Sephiroth! Let's go meet Santa man...

Sephiroth: Sure, we can go meet Santa. *thinks *I hate you Cloud, your time will come. *end thinking number 3*

Narrator Voice O Choice: After a long ride in the highwing and an exhausting fight over supper they arrive North of where they used to be.

Cloud: *sees a Jackknife Carrot Swinging Bunny thing* Hey, Rabbit, where's the North Pole?

Sephiroth: *pulls masamune* Tell me where the North Pole is or die, Bunny!

Narrator voice O Choice: Battle of wits occurs

Cloud: O_O;;

Sephrith: Huff, Weeze, pant, pant...

Bunny: *points to his left at a large stick in the ground and a fat man sitting next to it*

Cloud:*sees Santa* Hey, Santa. Do you think I could get a present?

Santa: Ho ho ho, I'm sure you could. I know exactly what too.

Santa: Ho! *Tifa Appears* Ho! *Yuffie appears* Ho! *Aeris appears* Merry Christmas!

Yuffie: *hugs Cloud* Aye, so Kawaii!

Aeris: Oui, zo Kyoote.

Tifa: Oh ya wink

Cloud: Thank you so much Santa Claus! ^.^

Sephiroth: O_O!! .... Santa, may I have a present too?!

Santa: I know the perfect gift for you!

Santa: HO! *Barret Appears at Sephiroth's Right side* HO! *Cid appears at his left* HO! *Vincent appears behind him* Merry Christmas!

Barret: heart heart heart

Cid: Sweet! Score Bizatach!

Vincent: ^.^ Kawaii Bishii! ^.^

Sephiroth: O_O;;..... AHHHH I can't believe Santa did thisto me!!! crying *runs off screaming and crying*

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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 5:45 am

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Narrator voice O Choice: Cloud and Sephiroth set out on a legendary journey to meet... >.>;; <.<;; SANTA CLAUS!!! .... okay anyways...

Cloud: Yo, Sephiroth! Let's go meet Santa man...

Sephiroth: Sure, we can go meet Santa. *thinks *I hate you Cloud, your time will come. *end thinking number 3*

Narrator Voice O Choice: After a long ride in the highwing and an exhausting fight over supper they arrive North of where they used to be.

Cloud: *sees a Jackknife Carrot Swinging Bunny thing* Hey, Rabbit, where's the North Pole?

Sephiroth: *pulls masamune* Tell me where the North Pole is or die, Bunny!

Narrator voice O Choice: Battle of wits occurs

Cloud: O_O;;

Sephrith: Huff, Weeze, pant, pant...

Bunny: *points to his left at a large stick in the ground and a fat man sitting next to it*

Cloud:*sees Santa* Hey, Santa. Do you think I could get a present?

Santa: Ho ho ho, I'm sure you could. I know exactly what too.

Santa: Ho! *Tifa Appears* Ho! *Yuffie appears* Ho! *Aeris appears* Merry Christmas!

Yuffie: *hugs Cloud* Aye, so Kawaii!

Aeris: Oui, zo Kyoote.

Tifa: Oh ya wink

Cloud: Thank you so much Santa Claus! ^.^

Sephiroth: O_O!! .... Santa, may I have a present too?!

Santa: I know the perfect gift for you!

Santa: HO! *Barret Appears at Sephiroth's Right side* HO! *Cid appears at his left* HO! *Vincent appears behind him* Merry Christmas!

Barret: heart heart heart

Cid: Sweet! Score Bizatach!

Vincent: ^.^ Kawaii Bishii! ^.^

Sephiroth: O_O;;..... AHHHH I can't believe Santa did thisto me!!! crying *runs off screaming and crying*

Cait Sith: *comes falling down from the sky* AHHHHHHH!!!! *crashes next to Cloud*

Cloud: Yo Cait Sith! 'Sup?

Cait Sith: Reno just slightly touched me and I was sent off into the sky like I was hit with three hundred bombs. I went all around the planet like 3 times before I crashed here. Damnit that just took the last of my self-steem crying

Cloud: Bad luck dawg.

Cait Sith: Why the hell are you talking like some black dude with a machine gun on his arm?

Barret: WWWWAAAHHHH!!! *runs away crying*

Cloud: Just shut up and ask for a present dawg!

Cait Sith: Ok! *looks at Santa* I want a present!!!!!!!!

Santa: Ho ho ho, well then, here-

Cait Sith: WHAT!!! WHO ARE YOU CALLING A HO!?

Santa: Wait I-

Cait Sith: Grrrrr!!! *starts beating up Santa*

*3 hours, 7 minutes, 44 seconds later*

Cait Sith: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! *keeps beating up Santa*

Santa: How long is this gonna take?

*749 years, 8 months, 2 weeks, 13 hours, 54 minutes, 28 seconds later*

Cait Sith: -Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! *still not finished*

Cloud: Is it even hurting at all, Santa?

Santa: Nope

Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 7:25 am

Sephiroth: "ahh wheres the damn scissors, so i can cut this ******** GUM OUT OF MY HAIR! stupid hair, first thing tommarro ima gonna dye it pink."

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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 9:46 am

Cloud: ~arrives at the Chocobo Sages house~ Huh? Where the hell is this?

Chocobo Sage: Hello!

Cloud: Santa! I wanna new chocobo for Christmas!

Chocobo Sage: ....

~

Sephiroth: Wow, thats a big rock. Maybe I went overboard...

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