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 Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2011 10:36 am
A dementor themed amusement park with such attractions as the dizzying cold spin-o-rama and the soul-sucker supreme.
What is the Chudley Canons?
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Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2011 12:27 pm
The noise that Bill makes when he blows his nose.
Why did Ron and Hermione really "hate" each other?
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Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2011 6:29 pm
((First, I'd just like to say how much I'm thoroughly enjoying reading people's responses for this, and will forever think of my bathroom as the room of requirement. @Aya LOL!!!!))
Well as it turns out, Ronald is a member of a wizarding gang known as the Brooms, while Hermione is the leader of their rival gang, the Squids. And let's not forget the fact that Ronald has fallen madly in love Harry, Hermione's best friend. (this unfolded in that unforgettable song and dance number "Harry! I just met a boy named Harry!"  How will it end?!?)
(OMG! And let's also not forget Harry's memorable song... "I feel Voldy. Yes it's Voldy. He's not happy, my owie, it buuurrns! And I pity, any lacky who couldn't kidnap me!" .... "See that boy with that scar up there? Who can that enchanted boy be? Such a Voldy past! Such a Voldy tongue! Such a Voldy fate! Some of Voldy in me!!!")<--Absolutely couldn't resist...
How did Lucius Malfoy really earn his wealth?
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Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2011 6:35 pm
Selling the finest quality of used cars in all of Britain.
3nodding
Why does Hogwarts have a Giant Squid?
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Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 8:08 am
Because Cthulhu was friends with the Hogwarts founders, and wanted to leave his baby with them as a sort of mascot. 3nodding
Why are hippogriffs so sensitive?
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Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 6:26 pm
They are sensitive because they got their hearts broken when they asked Aragog's children out to the prom and were rejected! XD
Why is Hagrid obsessed with rare/strange creatures?
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Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 10:40 pm
Because-- he....uh makes his living off of capturing and selling them on the black magic market? sweatdrop I had a hard time coming up with anything that wasn't the truth on that one...
Who is Dolores Umbridge?
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 7:25 am
vivacious_red Because-- he....uh makes his living off of capturing and selling them on the black magic market? sweatdrop I had a hard time coming up with anything that wasn't the truth on that one...
Who is Dolores Umbridge?
A Dolores Umbridge is a magical toad which, rather than turning into a prince/princess when kissed, turns into an evil substitute teacher with political aspirations. (This may be too close to the truth, lol.)
What does Ron really have a tattoo of, and where is it?
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 8:02 am
He has a tattoo of a spider eating a butterfly on his left butt cheek. duh
Did good ole' Voldie really want Harry dead? And why?!?!?!?!
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 2:08 pm
Jitterbug5x5 A Dolores Umbridge is a magical toad which, rather than turning into a prince/princess when kissed, turns into an evil substitute teacher with political aspirations. (This may be too close to the truth, lol.)
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! rofl I was watching a movie with my family when I read this, and burst out laughing at a really inappropriate moment. xd
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 6:06 pm
What?!?! Voldemort? Want Harry dead?!? Where did you hear such utter nonsense? No, Voldemort was following Harry because when they bumped into each other at Quality Quidditch Wear, Harry accidentally dropped his wallet--er-- galleon sack? and Voldemort just wanted to get it back to him.
What are Nifflers?
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 6:27 pm
Uh, um, I don't know. I thnk it's some kind of bomb... probably not...
IS THIS THE TIME FOR PANIC?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Is this truly the time for panic?
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 6:38 pm
Yes, Yes it is. It goes off in T minus 23 minutes. And when it goes off, all of your shiny valuable objects will be missing. emotion_jawdrop
Why does Augusta Longbottom really wear a stuffed vulture on her head?
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2011 7:41 pm
Shhh, don't tell anyone, but she's part of a secret organization of crackheads and hippies who call themselves, The Stuffed Vulture Hat Allience.
Why does the above organization sound like it was made so Voldemort could harness the minds of witches and wizards and enslave them as his zombie army?
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Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 5:19 pm
Because that's exactly what it is, it's real, and it totally happened!
I forget... Did Snape ever get married? And if he did, then to whom?
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