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Grumbling he kissed her back. "Yeah yeah, we'll do it." he said with a half grin. "Ooh but you're going to owe us. We'll show you." he said poking her side to make her jump a little. "You'll kind of have to let go though. As much as we enjoy being this close to you, and believe us we do, trying to prepare food with a woman hanging around our neck like a necklace just doesn't sound probable or fun for either of us eh?" he responded.

Yawgmoth's lips curled for a moment. Oh no no no. She wasn't going to win this little debate. Thinking for a moment he said without looking at her. "Well, we have a better compromise then. We don't care if you're the one 'in charge' around here. Out there. Around whoever. But." he said turning his head around with a strange expression. His jaws open and his tongue hung out for a moment licking all around his lips. Suddenly however he vanished. Appearing just behind the chair she seated in. His hands forcefully grappled just underneath her bosom. Leaning his head down closer to hers, cheek to cheek he whispered. "But there is one place where we will reign. Always." his voice said in a seductive tone. The same tongue she'd just seen licked her cheek but did not stop there. The strange appendage snapped quickly and dove down the opening in in the top of her dress. It too lapped at the soft skin on the rather questionable locale. Before he released his hands and his tongue slid quickly back behind the enclosure of his jaws "The bedroom." he whispered finishing his statement. Without saying another word he started back for the food, just to add the dramatic effect of suddenly jumping her like that. He thought she'd like it.

He didn't get too far before he noted her falling and immediately doubled back to catch her just before hitting the floor. Standing up in a smooth motion with her in his arms he looked down to her with a pleased expression. Not quite what he was going for...but good enough. "My my, certainly caught you off guard huh? Are you alright my dear?" he asked not terribly worried but just in case something did go wrong and it wasn't his actions.

"uh huh." was all he said to begin with. Once she was comfortable and in her chair again he continued back to preparing at the least the bits she requested him too. Humming lightly he stopped for a moment and turned around looking at her with devious eyes. He licked his lips purposely at her and winked. Turning back to the food he replied then. "Now we know what you like a little more. Won't be hard to work that in. We didn't even get to the good part yet. Won't you absolutely love that though. Oh yes, we think you will." he said. Not particularly to her as it could've been taken as talking to himself about what twisted perversions danced through his skull this moment.

Using one hand to continue with the food and the other to raise over his shoulder and wag the finger back and forth he chuckled. "Now now. You're feeding our ego. We hope you know that's not such a good thing." he said. Pausing though he scratched his chin and shrugged lightly. Sticking one arm out he flexed the muscle, tensing it to the point where it ripped the shirt open a bit. "That's trying to impress you. We're not constantly flaunting our greatness, our physique or anything else are we? We know you enjoy us, we enjoy you. More than we'd care to admit some days. Utmost pleasure you say. Oooh believe us. You will. We promise." he said letting his arm fall back down. Turning around to her he pointed at the eggs, bacon and tomatos. "We suppose you will take care of the rest?" he asked. That was all she'd asked him to make.

"We'll just take that as a yes.." he said shaking his head. She was so strange sometimes. Walking towards the table the titan stretched his arms high and backwards cracking the shoulders, elbows and even the knuckles on his fingers. All in sickening succession which would create quite a sound. Hoping she wasn't the type to be grossed out by such a thing he eye'd her with a raised eyebrow waiting.

He nodded shaking his head back and forth as he yawned blinking afterwards. "Mm yes. Still kind of waking up. Our body is....different. Is all. Requires more maintenance because of its physical conditions." he said with a light shrug. What he didn't add was that despite his condition, vitality and stamina he was still well...old. Ancient as a matter of fact. Immortality only helped so much. "Why do you ask? Is that many cracks so rapidly not a good thing for someone like you?" he asked now curious if thats how she perceived it. As a bad sign.