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 Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:24 pm
Karaoke of "Hypnotize" by System of a Down
Sephiroth: vocals
Kefka: Guitar and vocals
Kuja: Bass
X-Death: Drums
Sephiroth: Why don't you ask the kids at tennament squarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre
the special reason why they were therrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre
Kefka: They disguise it
hypnotize it
television made you buy it
Sephiroth: I'm just sitting in my car and waiting for my--
Kefka: She's scared that I will take her away from therrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreee
Her dreams and her country left with no one therrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreee
Sephiroth: Mesmerize the simple minded
Propaganda leaves us blinded
Sephiroth: I'm just sitting in my car and waiting for my girl
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 11:06 pm
(don't know if this has already been done...but...)
Sephiroth: Ha, ha, ha...... Stop acting as if you were sad. There's no need to
act as though you're angry either. Because, Cloud. You are...a woman...
Cloud: WHAT?!?!?!?!??! *looks* Holy sh**...you're right...
Tifa: How did I not catch that...?
Everyone else: 0.0
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 11:17 pm
Sephiroth: gah!...damn split ends.....i can practically make myself a god, but i cant get rid of these blasted split ends......how does that lil puppet cloud do it?
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:27 am
Valron Seth Sephiroth: gah!...damn split ends.....i can practically make myself a god, but i cant get rid of these blasted split ends......how does that lil puppet cloud do it? Cloud: *running around picking daisies* Wheee. ^.^ I lurve teh daisies. smile They so pwetty. ^.^ heart
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 5:43 pm
Sen Akumu Sayneveralways Sen_Strife Sayneveralways Sen_Strife Deaths Apprentice Yuffie: So... Reno: So what? Yuffie: So where is the listerine? Reno: In the toilet somewhere I'm sure. Yuffie: Why is it in there? Reno: Made the bathroom smell better. Yuffie: Why what happened? Reno: There was a vent that led from the meeting room to the bathroom. *at the bathroom* Scarlet: Lalalala... URGHH!!! *pushes* ARRGGGGHHH!!!! Baby: *comes out covered in poop* WWWWWAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!! Scarlet: DAMN IT REEVE, I TOLD YOU NOT TO CRY IN PUBLIC!!! *flushes* Reeve:"....huh..wha-?" *heads to the bathroom* Scarlet:*climbs out of the bathroom via the vent* Reeve:*enters the bathroom....looks in toilet* ".....oh...my...god.." *shouts up the vent* "Scarlet you little whore!" *in the toilet is a half human, half Nanaki type baby* Scarlet: TAKE THAT BACK YOU CRYBABY!!!!! *climbs out of the vent and kicks Reeve's a*** Reeve: OUCH!!!!! Scarlet: Say it! SAY IT!! Reeve: I SLEPT WITH CLOUD!!!!!! Scarlet: I knew it! *In the meantime...Cloud and the gang are at Costa Del Sol* Tifa:"Well that was great...I even got a nice tan." Barret:"My tan didn't turn out so well..." Nanaki:*chasing his tail* "Back here damnit!" Cloud:*bust out of the bathroom* "I'm pregnant!" Everyone:"........" *9 months later, at the hospital* Cloud: AAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!! *pushes* Doctor: It's a... AHHHHHH!!! Tifa: What? *takes a look at the baby* OMG WTF Cloud! YOU SLEPT WITH CAIT SITH!?!?!?!? Cait Sith: ninja Cloud: It was a romantic night...remember? Cait Sith: ...Yeah ninja ~flash back~ *lathering, squishy sounds* ~ends flash back~ Barret: He's mine! scream *Barret grabs Cait Sith by his left arm* Cait Sith: Let go of me! stressed It was Cloud's idea, in fact he wanted to do it to me too! stare Cid: *drops his cig* eek Barret: *abruptly lets his bottle of root beer fall out of his hand* eek Tifa: eek Nanaki: woof... stare I mean, eek Vincent: I've heard worse 3nodding Cloud: redface redface redface redface redface redface redface Tifa: *grabs Cait's right arm, Barret is holding onto his left arm* He's mine, let go! scream Barret: Not if your mom was a stripper! scream Tifa: Not if YOUR mom was a stripper! scream Cait Sith: KNOCK IT OFF! scream Tifa gets to keep me cause Barret, it would sound extremely gay for a guy to make out with another guy! Cloud: stare Barret: BUT YOUR NOT A GUY! gonk Cait Sith: But your imaginary strip mom was... 3nodding ~Flash back~ Mr. Wallace: *pregnant with Barret* Doctor: PUSH SIR, PUSH!! DAMN YOU, I SAID PUSH! scream ~Ends Flash back~ Barret: I told you not to tell anyone stare
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:29 pm
ShadowLord99 Sen Akumu Sayneveralways Sen_Strife Sayneveralways Reeve:"....huh..wha-?" *heads to the bathroom* Scarlet:*climbs out of the bathroom via the vent* Reeve:*enters the bathroom....looks in toilet* ".....oh...my...god.." *shouts up the vent* "Scarlet you little whore!" *in the toilet is a half human, half Nanaki type baby* Scarlet: TAKE THAT BACK YOU CRYBABY!!!!! *climbs out of the vent and kicks Reeve's a*** Reeve: OUCH!!!!! Scarlet: Say it! SAY IT!! Reeve: I SLEPT WITH CLOUD!!!!!! Scarlet: I knew it! *In the meantime...Cloud and the gang are at Costa Del Sol* Tifa:"Well that was great...I even got a nice tan." Barret:"My tan didn't turn out so well..." Nanaki:*chasing his tail* "Back here damnit!" Cloud:*bust out of the bathroom* "I'm pregnant!" Everyone:"........" *9 months later, at the hospital* Cloud: AAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!! *pushes* Doctor: It's a... AHHHHHH!!! Tifa: What? *takes a look at the baby* OMG WTF Cloud! YOU SLEPT WITH CAIT SITH!?!?!?!? Cait Sith: ninja Cloud: It was a romantic night...remember? Cait Sith: ...Yeah ninja ~flash back~ *lathering, squishy sounds* ~ends flash back~ Barret: He's mine! scream *Barret grabs Cait Sith by his left arm* Cait Sith: Let go of me! stressed It was Cloud's idea, in fact he wanted to do it to me too! stare Cid: *drops his cig* eek Barret: *abruptly lets his bottle of root beer fall out of his hand* eek Tifa: eek Nanaki: woof... stare I mean, eek Vincent: I've heard worse 3nodding Cloud: redface redface redface redface redface redface redface Tifa: *grabs Cait's right arm, Barret is holding onto his left arm* He's mine, let go! scream Barret: Not if your mom was a stripper! scream Tifa: Not if YOUR mom was a stripper! scream Cait Sith: KNOCK IT OFF! scream Tifa gets to keep me cause Barret, it would sound extremely gay for a guy to make out with another guy! Cloud: stare Barret: BUT YOUR NOT A GUY! gonk Cait Sith: But your imaginary strip mom was... 3nodding ~Flash back~ Mr. Wallace: *pregnant with Barret* Doctor: PUSH SIR, PUSH!! DAMN YOU, I SAID PUSH! scream ~Ends Flash back~ Barret: I told you not to tell anyone stare Vincent: *grabs Cait Sith and runs away* HE'S MINE!!!!! *Later in Nibelheim* Cloud: *opens up Vincent's coffin and finds him and Cait Sith* Cloud: Oh god! Where else did you do it? Vincent: Over the shelves, in the tubes, on the desk... Cid: *jumps in and closses the coffin* *9 months later* Vincent: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *baby pops out* Cid: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *baby pops out* Cait Sith: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *baby pops out* Nanaki: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *baby pops out* Cloud: eek confused neutral *faints*
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Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 6:57 am
Sen Akumu ShadowLord99 Sen Akumu Sayneveralways Sen_Strife Sayneveralways Reeve:"....huh..wha-?" *heads to the bathroom* Scarlet:*climbs out of the bathroom via the vent* Reeve:*enters the bathroom....looks in toilet* ".....oh...my...god.." *shouts up the vent* "Scarlet you little whore!" *in the toilet is a half human, half Nanaki type baby* Scarlet: TAKE THAT BACK YOU CRYBABY!!!!! *climbs out of the vent and kicks Reeve's a*** Reeve: OUCH!!!!! Scarlet: Say it! SAY IT!! Reeve: I SLEPT WITH CLOUD!!!!!! Scarlet: I knew it! *In the meantime...Cloud and the gang are at Costa Del Sol* Tifa:"Well that was great...I even got a nice tan." Barret:"My tan didn't turn out so well..." Nanaki:*chasing his tail* "Back here damnit!" Cloud:*bust out of the bathroom* "I'm pregnant!" Everyone:"........" *9 months later, at the hospital* Cloud: AAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!! *pushes* Doctor: It's a... AHHHHHH!!! Tifa: What? *takes a look at the baby* OMG WTF Cloud! YOU SLEPT WITH CAIT SITH!?!?!?!? Cait Sith: ninja Cloud: It was a romantic night...remember? Cait Sith: ...Yeah ninja ~flash back~ *lathering, squishy sounds* ~ends flash back~ Barret: He's mine! scream *Barret grabs Cait Sith by his left arm* Cait Sith: Let go of me! stressed It was Cloud's idea, in fact he wanted to do it to me too! stare Cid: *drops his cig* eek Barret: *abruptly lets his bottle of root beer fall out of his hand* eek Tifa: eek Nanaki: woof... stare I mean, eek Vincent: I've heard worse 3nodding Cloud: redface redface redface redface redface redface redface Tifa: *grabs Cait's right arm, Barret is holding onto his left arm* He's mine, let go! scream Barret: Not if your mom was a stripper! scream Tifa: Not if YOUR mom was a stripper! scream Cait Sith: KNOCK IT OFF! scream Tifa gets to keep me cause Barret, it would sound extremely gay for a guy to make out with another guy! Cloud: stare Barret: BUT YOUR NOT A GUY! gonk Cait Sith: But your imaginary strip mom was... 3nodding ~Flash back~ Mr. Wallace: *pregnant with Barret* Doctor: PUSH SIR, PUSH!! DAMN YOU, I SAID PUSH! scream ~Ends Flash back~ Barret: I told you not to tell anyone stare Vincent: *grabs Cait Sith and runs away* HE'S MINE!!!!! *Later in Nibelheim* Cloud: *opens up Vincent's coffin and finds him and Cait Sith* Cloud: Oh god! Where else did you do it? Vincent: Over the shelves, in the tubes, on the desk... Cid: *jumps in and closses the coffin* *9 months later* Vincent: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *baby pops out* Cid: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *baby pops out* Cait Sith: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *baby pops out* Nanaki: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *baby pops out* Cloud: eek confused neutral *faints* Zack: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Cloud pops out*
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Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 7:12 am
Masamune12003 Sen Akumu ShadowLord99 Sen Akumu Sayneveralways *In the meantime...Cloud and the gang are at Costa Del Sol* Tifa:"Well that was great...I even got a nice tan." Barret:"My tan didn't turn out so well..." Nanaki:*chasing his tail* "Back here damnit!" Cloud:*bust out of the bathroom* "I'm pregnant!" Everyone:"........" *9 months later, at the hospital* Cloud: AAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!! *pushes* Doctor: It's a... AHHHHHH!!! Tifa: What? *takes a look at the baby* OMG WTF Cloud! YOU SLEPT WITH CAIT SITH!?!?!?!? Cait Sith: ninja Cloud: It was a romantic night...remember? Cait Sith: ...Yeah ninja ~flash back~ *lathering, squishy sounds* ~ends flash back~ Barret: He's mine! scream *Barret grabs Cait Sith by his left arm* Cait Sith: Let go of me! stressed It was Cloud's idea, in fact he wanted to do it to me too! stare Cid: *drops his cig* eek Barret: *abruptly lets his bottle of root beer fall out of his hand* eek Tifa: eek Nanaki: woof... stare I mean, eek Vincent: I've heard worse 3nodding Cloud: redface redface redface redface redface redface redface Tifa: *grabs Cait's right arm, Barret is holding onto his left arm* He's mine, let go! scream Barret: Not if your mom was a stripper! scream Tifa: Not if YOUR mom was a stripper! scream Cait Sith: KNOCK IT OFF! scream Tifa gets to keep me cause Barret, it would sound extremely gay for a guy to make out with another guy! Cloud: stare Barret: BUT YOUR NOT A GUY! gonk Cait Sith: But your imaginary strip mom was... 3nodding ~Flash back~ Mr. Wallace: *pregnant with Barret* Doctor: PUSH SIR, PUSH!! DAMN YOU, I SAID PUSH! scream ~Ends Flash back~ Barret: I told you not to tell anyone stare Vincent: *grabs Cait Sith and runs away* HE'S MINE!!!!! *Later in Nibelheim* Cloud: *opens up Vincent's coffin and finds him and Cait Sith* Cloud: Oh god! Where else did you do it? Vincent: Over the shelves, in the tubes, on the desk... Cid: *jumps in and closses the coffin* *9 months later* Vincent: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *baby pops out* Cid: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *baby pops out* Cait Sith: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *baby pops out* Nanaki: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *baby pops out* Cloud: eek confused neutral *faints* Zack: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Cloud pops out*
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Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 12:19 pm
Cloud: HADOUKEN!!
Cid: SONIC BOOM!!
Barret: SHORYUKEN!!
Vincent: YOGA FLAME!!
Tifa: OMFG Now you guys are copying Street Fighter!! Can't you be original?
Cloud: GET OVER HERE!!
Cid: Okey-dokey
Barret: I need a weapon
Vincent: WAAAIYAA!!!
Tifa: *sigh* I had to ask
Reno: Hey yo
Tifa: At least your being original
Reno: Hell no yo, I'm copying Dante yo, notice my big a** sword and my pistols and red leather jacket?
Tifa: Well might as well jump on the band wagon, ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US!
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Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 12:44 pm
Edge22 Cloud: HADOUKEN!! Cid: SONIC BOOM!! Barret: SHORYUKEN!! Vincent: YOGA FLAME!! Tifa: OMFG Now you guys are copying Street Fighter!! Can't you be original? Cloud: GET OVER HERE!! Cid: Okey-dokey Barret: I need a weapon Vincent: WAAAIYAA!!! Tifa: *sigh* I had to ask Reno: Hey yo Tifa: At least your being original Reno: Hell no yo, I'm copying Dante yo, notice my big a** sword and my pistols and red leather jacket? Tifa: Well might as well jump on the band wagon, ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US! Yuffie: neutral Sephiroth: Come here Yuffie... *grabs her arm and gets far, far away from everyone else* Yuffie: What do you want Sephiroth? Sephiroth: *takes aim at everyone* Ka Yuffie: What? Sephiroth: Me Yuffie: What are you doing? Sephiroth: Ha Yuffie:Oh no! I know what you're going to do! You're going to fire it at everyone! Sephiroth: Me... Yuffie: Well at least I'm not any part of this plan Sephiroth: You'll see... HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *fires the blast at a gigantic hot vapor geyzer near everyone, the gases released incinerate everyone else and Sephiroth and Yuffie are blasted to the high, high, high up* Yuffie: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sephiroth: Wait... I get the feeling that I forgot something... *They hit the ground and immediately become nothing but splattered blood and pieces of organs on the ground* Sephiroth's spirit: Oh that.
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Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 4:23 pm
Roselite Blade (don't know if this has already been done...but...) Sephiroth: Ha, ha, ha...... Stop acting as if you were sad. There's no need to act as though you're angry either. Because, Cloud. You are...a woman... Cloud: WHAT?!?!?!?!??! *looks* Holy sh**...you're right... Tifa: How did I not catch that...? Everyone else: 0.0 Lol, That's awesome.
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Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:47 pm
please don't hate me for this!!!
Sephiroth: "Cloud!"
Cloud: "What?!"
Sephiroth: "I ******** Tifa and she is having my baby."
Cloud: " eek I thought you were gay!"
Sephiroth: *kills Cloud*
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Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 9:49 pm
Sephiroth: *hold his sword out* HA! Mines bigger!
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:17 am
Cid: Star Wars!
Cloud: Doo bee doo Clean the Droids
Tifa: Help me Obi Wan!
Cloud: I Should Save Leia!
Sephiroth: I got you now!
Barret: No! *gets Blown up by Super Nova*
Sephiroth: Obi-Wan we meet again *Flies down from the Sky Stabbing aries*
or Not rolleyes
Aries: Im a Ghost, Use the force Luke
Cloud: I cant! *Scratches the back of his head*
Cloud: Ah what the hell Ok! *Points the Shinra Cannon at the Crater and Blasts it*
Cloud: No more Death Star!
Tifa: I luv you Luke!
Cid: Part Two The Empire Strikes Back!
Yuffie: Brrr... Its Cold
Vincent: *Spots Emerald Weapon Comming at them* The Empire!
Everyone: RUN AWAY!
Red XIII: *Talks Like Yoda* Hmm your a Jedi like your Dad
Cloud: Wow!
Sephiroth: Luke i am your Father *Takes his Sword and Strikes Zack*
Zack: Ow! My Hand! Ow my... oh wait *drops Dead*
Reno: Part Three Return of the Jedi!
Rufus: Wow Look at Leia's Bikini *Stares at Tifa*
Cloud: Its Java! *Points at Cait Sith*
Yuffie: Look little Bears *Points at the Chocobo's going Mad from Random Stuff*
Sephiroth: Come to the Darkside!
Cloud: No!
Sephiroth: Yes!
Cloud: I cant Kill you Dad!
Sephiroth: I'll Do it! *Stabs himself with his own Sword* AHHH!!
Cloud: Leia Your My Sister!
Tifa: Pig!
Cloud: Eh?
Tifa: I love you Han!
Reno: thanks!
-= The End! =- *All the Chocobo's Die from the Randomness*
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RedVI rolled 2 6-sided dice:
4, 5
Total: 9 (2-12)
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:45 pm
Final Fantasy VII: Advent...
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