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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:38 am
((I'm normal...if you count wearing flourescent pink tights in public, having a coffee addiction, and being very very hyper most of the time, sane.))
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:13 pm
((I just like to mess with people. Have you ever seen the "15 things to do in Wal-mart" thing? I've done them all. Although my favorite was the randomly putting boxes of condoms in carts. I'm not sure if I told y'all that story before.))
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:03 pm
[By "crazy," I mean nut house. No pun intended. xp
And, no, you haven't yet graced us with that story, Kibo, Do tell...]
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 5:25 pm
[I had a incounter with condoms in ASDA. I was arsing around by the drinks, lost balance and fell into a shelf. Its top shelf was loaded with condom boxes, that decided to fall fowards, instead of backwards. To my friends, I am now "Mr. Safe" -_-; ]
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Keep Calm I am The Doctor
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 5:35 pm
((Well, I bought about 20 boxes of condoms (which in itself was hilarious, checking out at the store), and went to Wal-mart, and walked by random people's carts, discreetly dropping a box of condoms into the cart. Then I watched as they checked out. My friend was there, and dropped it in the cart of a couple he found, which apparently hadn't "taken it to the next level," per say. When they were checking out, the guy didn't notice the box, but his girlfriend did. She looked at the box, then at the guy, then back to the box, then back to the guy, and then she just sort of smiled mischievously, and let the box go through (which the guy still didn't notice). The girl went ahead to put stuff in their car, I presume, and we caught up to the guy, and patted him on the back as we left. He had no idea what was going on... at the time.))
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 6:08 pm
[LOL You're a regular match maker, aren't you, Mr. Botch. xD I can only imagine the looks when you bought 20. I got funny looks when I bought one. T'was my first time buying them, and one of the shop keepers kept giggling. It drove me bloody nuts. Dx]
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Keep Calm I am The Doctor
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 6:21 pm
((The funny thing was, it was a pretty hot girl at the counter. She kept looking at me every time she rang one of them up. It was friggin hilarious. Before I left with my giant bag-o'-condoms, and shrugged (in retrospect, it was prolly pretty similar to that Gaelic shrug Storm does), and said "Hey, what can I say?" In that vain tone of voice, winked at her, and walked out.))
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 7:40 pm
((you guys are seriously twisted........tell us more of your funny adventures, admiral))
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 7:44 pm
[Us? Twisted? Perish the thought, young padiwan.-assumes ancient yoda wisdom- First, seems that way, it does. Learn of our ways, you will. Only then will you be one with the force in our perspective.
Why do men always get weird looks when buying "femine" supplies for their fem half?]
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:15 pm
((Well, I got kicked in the shins when I tried another thing on the list. I hid in a coat rack, and whispered "Pick Me! Pick Me!" when people walked up to look at coats. One guy walked up, heard me, and shoved his foot right into the center, kicking me in the shin. b*****d. He got 2 boxes of condoms in his carts.))
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:18 pm
[Ah, poor mister Kibo, got hurt for his li'le prank. xp You know, I did that once in Khole's and was banned for life. xp
'Twas okay. I hated the store anyway.]
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Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 7:54 am
((ha! i done one better: i did the stand still like a manaquin thing in Kholes, and pissed off this big-a** bodybuilder, cus i was doing a twist on that thing to do when bored, and the guy broke my middle finger, heheh))
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Keep Calm I am The Doctor
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Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:24 am
[xD I bribed someone to run into HMV once, and start squarking like a parrot at the top of their voices. They chickened out, so I ended up doing it. I've never been there since. I wonder if they still remember. confused ]
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Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:07 pm
[I have to ask, Auron, what were you doing in Kholes in the first place?]
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Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:39 pm
((Kholes? Damn, I haven't been there in at least 4 or 5 years...))
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