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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:37 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:39 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:41 pm
>>....<<.....
I guess this sorta counts
as both 'Kaa-chan and I...
but who knows?
O:
It was too long to post here,
so I put it in my journal for everyone to see~
[CLICKIE! >D]
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:42 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:43 pm
This kinda reminds me of what happens when people get hacked/scammed on Gaia.
Pw.
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:45 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:45 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:46 pm
The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:47 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:49 pm
Police Officer: Hey. That's Against the law. You're coming with me.
Peter: (singing to the tune of U Can't Touch this) Ah ah ah ah. Can't Touch Me/ Can't Touch me/ Ja ja ja ja just like the bad guy/ from Lethal Weapon 2/ I've got diplomatic Immunity/ so Hammer, you can't sue/ I can write graffiti even jay-walk in the streets/ I can Riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat/ Can't touch me/ Can't touch me/
Adam West: What in God's name is he doing?
Peter: Can't touch me.
Cleveland: I believe that's the worm.
Peter: (still singing) Can't touch me/ STOP, Peter time/ I'm a big shot, there's no doubt/ light a fire then pee it out/ Don't like it, kiss my rump/ Just for a minute, let's all do the bump/ Can't touch me/ Yeah, do the Peter Griffin Bump/ Can't touch me/ I'm Presidential Peter/ Interns think I'm hot/ Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot/ I've been around the world/ from Hartford to Back Bay/ It's Peter, Go Peter, I'm so Peter, Yo Peter, Let's see Regis rap this way/ Can't touch me.
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:51 pm
If you don't have aproblem with just straight up vulgarity, then this is for you.
Harry Potter's wang.
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:51 pm
heres one:
Okay, so Jesus, a preist, and a Rabbi are sitting at a picnic, and Jesus says, " I left the butter in the car hold on!" He gets up and runs across the lake. The preist gets up realizing he also left something in the car and runs across the lake.
"Holy crap!!!!" states the Rabbi.
"I want to try"
He gets up and trys to run across the water, but in stead drowns because of his lack of swimmabilitation! Jesus had retreived the butter and was just about to run across when he sees the Rabbi drown...He turns around and looks at the preist and says
"you think we should have told him where the stones were?
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:51 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 5:52 pm
Something I read before.
An officer pulls over a drunk man and begins to tell him his rights. "You are to remain silent anything you say can and will be used against you." The drunk then yells out "BOOBIES!"
Okay I'm done. xd
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