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 Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:30 pm
Well...some things that I do to my director, is...
~Randomly talk to him, about anything, the weather...anything
~Contiuously ask about the same thing yu want everyday valve oil, reeds, books, anything, just ask him everyday for the same thing
~Tell him he should direct differently
~complain all the time when you don't like a song you're playing
~Come in for a game and yell, "WHOS PUMPED UP!?!! YEEEEAAAAHHH"...when everyone else is sitting in silence.
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 6:31 pm
Hehehehehe.....
1. Squeak like crazy.
2. TALK. Just talking sends him over the edge.
3. Interrupt, or tell him how his strategies aren't working. Whew. That one'll make him insane. xd
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 6:39 pm
Wad paper up while the band is playing then un wad it during the rests or when he is talking.
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 3:29 am
say ''i have to go to the bathroom''' every time they start a song
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 9:27 am
stare at him...
play something right the first time so he doesn't have anything to yell at
smile at a marching-band competition
tell him that you forgot your instrunment, and then go get it out of the locker in the back of the room...
play the trombone with a bassoon reed.
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 9:33 am
Flirt with the opposing team.
Or.
Tell the opposing team they stink.
domokun
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 9:35 am
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:16 am
Or you can ask him why people kill his instruments.
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 6:13 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 7:12 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 7:55 pm
--turn your music upside down and try to play it then tell him you dunno why it sounds wierd.
--put everyone on the harmony part so no one has the melody
--steal the scores to all his music
--take out one instrument's part in a new box of music
--jump around like a retard xD
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 7:57 pm
--turn your music upside down and try to play it then tell him you dunno why it sounds wierd.
--put everyone on the harmony part so no one has the melody
--steal the scores to all his music
--take out one instrument's part in a new box of music
--jump around like a retard xD
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 7:57 pm
of course, but i've never done it to mine...i'm a goody-twoshoes
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 7:58 pm
We make random noises directed in his direction.
Much fun.
*We also say "Snarf" alot.*
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 8:00 pm
Keara-chan --turn your music upside down and try to play it then tell him you dunno why it sounds wierd. we actually had to "pretend" to do that for a concert. It was called Jingle Bells Upside Down with trombones as the stars! xd
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