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 Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 11:03 am
You got your eraser, but then the shavings go into your eyes and you die. :0
I wish the weekend was way longer.
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 12:33 pm
Granted, but only because you keep repeating Sunday over and over again with no change in the course of actions you take.
I wish I had muscles.
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 2:29 pm
You get muscles bigger than Major Armstrong's! But when you get pricked by a pin, you deflate.
I wish I wasn't so bored.
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 2:30 pm
Granted, but only because you are being chaced by a serial killer.
I wish my best friend never moved to Japan. crying
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 2:32 pm
She didn't. She died of cancer.
I wish these chips weren't so darn addicting! ToT
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 2:37 pm
Granted, you're anorexic.
I wish my exboyfriend weren't stupid.
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 2:42 pm
He's not stupid, he's smart. Smart enough not to choose you. (No offense.)
I wish my computer had more GBs.
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 2:44 pm
Granted, but GB now stands for Gross Blood... eek
I wish my friend hadn't moved to Alabama and stopped calling me...
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 3:06 pm
Granted, but you become lesbian and marry her.
I wish my ex-girlfriend came back to me crying
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 6:46 pm
Granted, but she now has herpes.
I wish life was fun.
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 6:52 pm
@ HNF :
Granted, but now you can only do one thing that's fun over, and over, and over again for the rest of your life.
I wish I had a hermaphrodite as a girlfriend.
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 7:04 pm
Granted, But then they leave you for another hermaphrodite biggrin
I wish I could just get a girlfriend sad
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 7:41 pm
Granted but she is the ugliest (man) in the world
I wish i had every game system known to man
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 7:46 pm
Granted, but you end up selling your house to get them all.
I wish for love and world peace.
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 8:48 pm
Granted, but now its illegal to kuss.
I wish I didn't have acne.
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