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 Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 7:49 am
.:][Painkiller Jer][:. - NECROPEDOPHILE LULZ. says:
YON MOOR HATH TAKEN MINE WARES.
Shadow - The meaning of life is "Bucket" says:
lolwut?
.:][Painkiller Jer][:. - NECROPEDOPHILE LULZ. says:
***** stole my TV.
Shadow - The meaning of life is "Bucket" says:
b***h please.
.:][Painkiller Jer][:. - NECROPEDOPHILE LULZ. says:
Foolish wench, know not with whom you trifle?! 'Tis I, The Juggernaut, harlot!
Shadow - The meaning of life is "Bucket" says:
Hark! Thou is nothing but a madman! What thou spews is madness!
.:][Painkiller Jer][:. - NECROPEDOPHILE LULZ. says:
'TIS NOT MADNESS FROM WHICH THIS FESTERING FOOD PORTAL SHRIEKS.
Shadow - The meaning of life is "Bucket" says:
DAMNIT THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A 300 REFERENCE!
.:][Painkiller Jer][:. - NECROPEDOPHILE LULZ. says:
Yeah, I know.
.:][Painkiller Jer][:. - NECROPEDOPHILE LULZ. says:
I totally ran away with it, though.
Shadow - The meaning of life is "Bucket" says:
b***h
.:][Painkiller Jer][:. - NECROPEDOPHILE LULZ. says:
Harlot.
Shadow - The meaning of life is "Bucket" says:
Mongrel.
.:][Painkiller Jer][:. - NECROPEDOPHILE LULZ. says:
Cretin.
Shadow - The meaning of life is "Bucket" says:
That which works the dirt path at night,
.:][Painkiller Jer][:. - NECROPEDOPHILE LULZ. says:
That's actually a pretty good one.
.:][Painkiller Jer][:. - NECROPEDOPHILE LULZ. says:
Congratulations, sir.
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:29 pm
This convo is between me, Rosie, and a friend of mine not the in guild yet.... Jerbear had been gone for a few minutes before we started to talk.
Wolfie says (7:23 PM):
>> I have a feeling Jer's taking care of that erection I accidentally gave him. XDD
Rosie - 40 More Days. ^^ says (7:23 PM):
XD
Rosie - 40 More Days. ^^ says (7:24 PM):
Or posting. XP
Wolfie says (7:24 PM):
both?
Wolfie says (7:25 PM):
he's got two hands after all
Wolfie says (7:25 PM):
well, three actually.
Rosie - 40 More Days. ^^ says (7:25 PM):
Four.
Rosie - 40 More Days. ^^ says (7:25 PM):
IF you count Amanda's. XP
Wolfie says (7:25 PM):
>> foour?
Wolfie says (7:25 PM):
counting amanda's is six actually.
Rosie - 40 More Days. ^^ says (7:25 PM):
>>;
Wolfie says (7:25 PM):
>> or seven.
Rosie - 40 More Days. ^^ says (7:25 PM):
That's not a mouth... and he's not double jointed.
Rosie - 40 More Days. ^^ says (7:25 PM):
*a hand
Rosie - 40 More Days. ^^ says (7:25 PM):
XD
Wolfie says (7:26 PM):
two hands, and three orifices from amanda dear. I'm counting anything that can grip.
Wolfie says (7:26 PM):
Plus two hands, his other "hand" and we have eight.
Painkiller Jer™ says (7:26 PM):
...I love how I go to the kicthen for a minute and you two are talking about how Amanda can give me a handjob while I post and give myself oral.
Painkiller Jer™ says (7:26 PM):
What the ******** is wrong with you two, goddamn...
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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:46 am
*roan on the blob*
Tampon i choose YOU !!!!
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Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:42 pm
BARD!
I hate that turn of phrase. But yes. Tampon was the right choice.
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:54 pm
First Mate "Painkiller" Jer™ says:
[8:26pm]«@ Kairu_Hakubi» this poor girl
[8:26pm]«@ Kairu_Hakubi» she's never going to get a man
[8:26pm]«@ Kairu_Hakubi» if she freakso ut when someone mentions they just masturbated
[8:26pm]«@ Kairu_Hakubi» mens do that
[8:26pm]«@ Cap`n_Ronin» did you just tell a girl you wanked off?
Rosie - 37 More Days. ^^ says:
XDD
Rosie - 37 More Days. ^^ says:
I love Ronin. He usually says the best htings.
Rosie - 37 More Days. ^^ says:
And should I ask why she freaks out? Women do it, too. >>
First Mate "Painkiller" Jer™ says:
Do YOU do it?
First Mate "Painkiller" Jer™ says:
I would ask Wolfie, but we already know the answer.
Rosie - 37 More Days. ^^ says:
XD
Rosie - 37 More Days. ^^ says:
You should have your answer without aksing, Jer... Look who I was married to. >>
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:59 pm
Wolfie says (8:57 PM):
I smacked at the light and this bee fell down, and so I smacked it. ._.; and it kept trying to use it's stinger, even though it couldn't move.
Wolfie says (8:57 PM):
...kinda looked like Jer humping air.
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 5:37 am
[8:34am]« Ryou» 360's are great but their hardware quality is pretty lol
[8:34am]«+ Kuraineko» it's called 360 because of the trip it takes
[8:34am]«+ Kuraineko» from microsoft, to you, back to microsoft, to you again
[8:345am] That's a 540, you ******** 'tard.
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 2:04 pm
Rosie - 35 More Days. ^^ says:
*Cuddles.*
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. says:
*curls up in*
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. says:
...
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. says:
Eh, that works.
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 4:20 pm
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. says (7:17 PM):
What? I like girls who don't break when you gut them.
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. says (7:17 PM):
...
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. says (7:17 PM):
HUG.
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. says (7:17 PM):
HUG.
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. says (7:17 PM):
I MEANT HUG.
Rosie - 35 More Days. ^^ says (7:17 PM):
XDDD
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. says (7:17 PM):
/awkward serial killer moment
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. says (7:17 PM):
;-;
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 4:48 pm
2 priests are in the shower, they just got soaked and realise there is no soap.
Naked father John goes to get some forgetting his towel.
He grabs 2 bas of soap and heads back.
Halfway down the hall 3 nuns head his way.
Father john pretends to be statue!
The nuns cant believe how life like he looks.
The first one pulls his manhood and startled he drops a bar of soap.
"Oh, its a soap dispenser!"
The second nun does the same and he drops the second bar.
The third one keeps tugging and tugging,
"sweet Jesus" she says........
HAND LOTION TOO!
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Dagoth DeSeer Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 5:34 pm
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. says:
[8:25pm] Is Chris Benoit gonna haveta choke a b***h?
[8:26pm]«@ Kairu_Hakubi» he deayid right
[8:30pm] No, dude. It turned out to be a hoax.
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. says:
>_>
.: Dagoth DeSeer :.Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life says:
LMAO
.: Dagoth DeSeer :.Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life says:
Tell him it was kayfabe
.: Dagoth DeSeer :.Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life says:
and he just won the title
.: Dagoth DeSeer :.Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life says:
by submission
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. says:
He has no idea what the ******** kayfabe is.
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. says:
I'd spend 20 minutes explaining it.
.: Dagoth DeSeer :.Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life says:
is he a jew?
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. says:
Yeah, actually, he is.
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. says:
XD
.: Dagoth DeSeer :.Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life says:
WIN
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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 7:47 pm
Rosie - 33 More Days. ^^ says (10:42 PM):
So am I'm ugly then?
Wolfie says (10:43 PM):
=D they jiggle!
Wolfie says (10:43 PM):
>> no.
Wolfie says (10:43 PM):
you're pregnant.
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. says (10:43 PM):
XD
Rosie - 33 More Days. ^^ says (10:43 PM):
>>
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. says (10:43 PM):
Nice excuse.
Rosie - 33 More Days. ^^ says (10:43 PM):
I'm only pretty cause I'm pregnant?
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Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 1:09 pm
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. says:
I molested myself last night. I told myself no, but I knew I wanted it.
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Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 5:15 pm
Rosie - 30 More Days. ^^ says (8:11 PM):
He's a puppy. <3
Wolfie says (8:11 PM):
pff.t
Wolfie says (8:11 PM):
D< He's got the d**k of a horse.
Rosie - 30 More Days. ^^ says (8:11 PM):
XDD
Rosie - 30 More Days. ^^ says (8:11 PM):
Mhmm.
Wolfie says (8:11 PM):
if he was a puppy he'd try to run and POLEVAULT
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. says (8:11 PM):
And the stamina of one, too.
Wolfie says (8:11 PM):
without ******** trying.
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Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 5:17 pm
Rosie - 30 More Days. ^^ says (8:14 PM):
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. says (8:12 PM):
HECTOR SAYS HALLO.
Wolfie says (8:12 PM):
>>
Wolfie says (8:13 PM):
Can I ******** Hector?
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. says (8:13 PM):
Hector = my mouse.
Rosie - 30 More Days. ^^ says (8:14 PM):
Wolfie says (8:13 PM):
..
Rosie - 30 More Days. ^^ says (8:13 PM):
o.o
Wolfie says (8:13 PM):
nevermind then
Rosie - 30 More Days. ^^ says (8:13 PM):
Super girl!
.:][Painkiller Jer™][:. says (8:13 PM):
xD
Wolfie says (8:13 PM):
<3 I want to be inside Hector. <3
Wolfie says (8:14 PM):
...wait
Wolfie says (8:14 PM):
that said MOUSE?
Wolfie says (8:14 PM):
...
Rosie - 30 More Days. ^^ says (8:14 PM):
XDDD
Wolfie says (8:14 PM):
._. I seriously thought that said HOUSE
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