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 Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:08 am
Watersports are not my thing - both real and any euphemisms one can muster.
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:59 am
I divorced him because he wouldn't take me to Six Flags White Water. crying
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 2:25 pm
Caught her with the lifeguard at White water
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:05 pm
She was too cutesy-girly-sweet!
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:06 pm
Tried to throw out a dead body while we were at our tokyo house. I must have told her a thousand times that bodies go in the burnables. rolleyes
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:10 pm
Kept insisting that we live the way of the samurai - I got tired of bailing him out of jail every time someone insulted his honor.
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:13 pm
(The guy said you were not the prettiest girl in the land! What was I supposed to do?!)
Served fried rats at our dinner parties with the wrong sauce.
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:16 pm
(... in that case, you did the right thing. xd )
He had a thing on the side with Beetle Juice.
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:20 pm
She would not get intimate we me after my genitals were burned off trying to copulate with a red supergiant star.
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 10:45 am
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:25 pm
She discriminated against poor Exxos for his lack of genitals.
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:08 pm
Was a hypocrite because she discriminated against Exxos lack of genitals too.......also found out I wasn't all cutesy as I looked on the outside.
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:11 pm
rofl Had the discourtesy to point out my hypocracies.
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:13 pm
B/c she ended up going back with Exxos despite lack of genitals
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:15 pm
She cut off my arm and wanted me to call her Darth Sexiness in bed.
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