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 Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:03 pm
phantom: If you could not even bow your own but out of a beer barel with a bumb, how do you expect to get christeine away from me?!
roul: does this cutless make my a** look big?
christeine: so.... who wants to have an orgy?
premadana: Ok I will let you have the spot light...but just this once. wink
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 3:48 pm
angel_of_joy one more in honor of Avenue Q Fermin Aah, an afternoon alone with My favorite book, "Broadway Musicals of the 1940s." No roommate to bother me. How could it get any better than this? Andre Oh,hi Fermin! Fermin Hi Andre. Andre Hey Fremin, you'll never Guess what happened to Me on the subway this morning. This guy was smiling at me and talking to me Fermin That's very interesting. Andre He was being real friendly, And I think he was coming on to me. I think he might've thought I was gay! Fermin Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this? Why should I care? I don't care. What did you have for lunch today? Andre Oh, you don't have to get All defensive about it, Fermin... Fermin I'm NOT getting defensive! What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay? I'm trying to read. Andre Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Fermin. I just think it's something we should be able to talk about. Fermin I don't want to talk about it, Andre! This conversation is over!!! Andre Yeah, but... Fermin OVER!!! Andre Well, okay, but just so you know ? IF YOU WERE GAY THAT'D BE OKAY. I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY, I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY. BECAUSE YOU SEE, IF IT WERE ME, I WOULD FEEL FREE TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY (BUT I'M NOT GAY.) Fermin Andre, please! I am trying to read.... What?! Andre IF YOU WERE QUEER Fermin Ah, Andre! Andre I'D STILL BE HERE, Fermin Andre, I'm trying to read this book. Andre YEAR AFTER YEAR Fermin Andre! Andre BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR TO ME, Fermin Argh! Andre AND I KNOW THAT YOU Fermin What? Andre WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO, Fermin I would? Andre IF I TOLD YOU TODAY, "HEY! GUESS WHAT, I'M GAY!" (BUT I'M NOT GAY.) I'M HAPPY JUST BEING WITH YOU. Fermin High Button Shoes, Pal Joey... Andre SO WHAT SHOULD IT MATTER TO ME WHAT YOU DO IN BED WITH GUYS? Fermin Andre, that's GROSS! Andre No it's not! IF YOU WERE GAY I'D SHOUT HOORAY! Fermin I am not listening! Andre AND HERE I'D STAY, Fermin La la la la la! Andre BUT I WOULDN'T GET IN YOUR WAY. Fermin Aaaah! Andre YOU CAN COUNT ON ME TO ALWAYS BE BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY, TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY, YOU WERE JUST BORN THAT WAY, AND, AS THEY SAY, IT'S IN YOUR DNA, YOU'RE GAY! Fermin BUT I'M NOT GAY! Andre If you were gay. Fermin Argh! Classic. That conversation is so them. XD
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 5:43 pm
Christine (or Raoul or Nadir): *to Erik* Is that a punjab lasso in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Raoul, Nadir, and Erik: *sing* We all live in a yellow submarine! Yellow submarine! Yellow submarine (etc.)
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:16 pm
Christine: *while her and Meg are sitting alone during Angel of Music* Meg....
Meg: Yes Christine?
Christine: *sighs* I have a confession.
Meg: What is it!?
Christine: *looks away* I'm straight!
Meg: crying How could you!?
Christine: *grabs Meg's hand* I'm sorry! But there was this Angel of Music guy, and this other patron guy, and well, I just sort of decided that I loved them both! I hope we can still be friends!!!!
Meg: *looking away* Just leave me to cry.
((Strange, I know, but hey! It's true! They WOULD never say this!!!!))
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Blessed Conversationalist
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:46 pm
tribute to the likes of Bryan Adams, Rod stewart and Sting!
I felt like we were needed a good raoul erik duet!! sing it boys to all the ladies!!!
Erik -When it's love you give
Raoul -I'll be a man of good faith
Erik - Then in love you'll live
Raoul -I'll make a stand I won't break
Both -I'll be the rock you can build on
Erik -Be there when you're old
Raoul -To have and to hold
Erik -When there's love inside
Raoul -I swear I'll always be strong
Erik -Then there's a reason why
Raoul -I'll prove to you we belong
Both -I'll be the wall that protects you
Erik -From the wind and the rain
Raoul -From the hurt and pain
Chorus:
Both:
Let's make it...All for one and all for love
Let the one you hold be the one you want - the one you need
Cuz when it's all for one - it's one for all
When there's someone that should know -
Then just let your feelin's show
And make it all for one - and all for love
Erik -When it's love you make
Raoul -I'll be the fire in your night
Erik -Then it's love you take
Raoul -I will defend
Erik -I will fight
Both -I'll be there when you need me
Erik -when honour's at stake
Raoul -This vow I will make...
Chorus:
Both:
Now it's all for one and all for love
Let the one you hold be the one you want - the one you need
Cuz when it's all for one - it's one for all
When there's someone that should know -
Then just let your feelin's show
When there's someone that ya want -
When there's someone that ya need
Let's make it all - all for one - and all for love
Both:
Don't lay our love to rest
'Cause we could stand up to you test.
We got everything and more than we had planned,
More than the rivers that run the land.
We've got it all in our hands.
*Fermin busts out major guitar solo~ total rock star style!!!!*
Both:
Now it's all for one and all for love.
Erik -(It's all for love.)
Let the one you hold be the one you want,
The one you need,
'Cause when it's all for one it's one for all.
Raoul -(It's one for all.)
When there's someone that should know
Then just let your feelings show.
When there's someone that you want,
When there's someone that you need
Let's make it all, all for one and all for love.
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 2:19 pm
Erik: Bitches.. stare
Raoul: Don't be jealous.. I'm just the next Bishounen((sp?)) like Legolas.
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 5:33 pm
Erik: What up girlfriend?
Erik: iN00yaHsa! q=&yH s3zzy1!1!!1!11
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 5:44 pm
Seraph_Miracle Erik: Bitches.. stare
Raoul: Don't be jealous.. I'm just the next Bishounen((sp?)) like Legolas. Erik: No! I shall be the next Bishounen because girls adore my dark, brooding personality and my sexiness.
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 6:00 pm
Unromantic_Phantom Seraph_Miracle Erik: Bitches.. stare
Raoul: Don't be jealous.. I'm just the next Bishounen((sp?)) like Legolas. Erik: No! I shall be the next Bishounen because girls adore my dark, brooding personality and my sexiness. Persian: Oh don't be silly, you two! I'm obviously the sexiest one here!
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 7:04 pm
Utakan Unromantic_Phantom Seraph_Miracle Erik: Bitches.. stare
Raoul: Don't be jealous.. I'm just the next Bishounen((sp?)) like Legolas. Erik: No! I shall be the next Bishounen because girls adore my dark, brooding personality and my sexiness. Persian: Oh don't be silly, you two! I'm obviously the sexiest one here! Andre: Clearly I'm the sexiest. Can't you all see that?
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 7:14 pm
Koneko Tsukino Utakan Unromantic_Phantom Seraph_Miracle Erik: Bitches.. stare
Raoul: Don't be jealous.. I'm just the next Bishounen((sp?)) like Legolas. Erik: No! I shall be the next Bishounen because girls adore my dark, brooding personality and my sexiness. Persian: Oh don't be silly, you two! I'm obviously the sexiest one here! Andre: Clearly I'm the sexiest. Can't you all see that? Christine: Oh i agree Andre! I wanna be your girlfriend!!
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 7:23 pm
Elven Foxx Koneko Tsukino Utakan Unromantic_Phantom Seraph_Miracle Erik: Bitches.. stare
Raoul: Don't be jealous.. I'm just the next Bishounen((sp?)) like Legolas. Erik: No! I shall be the next Bishounen because girls adore my dark, brooding personality and my sexiness. Persian: Oh don't be silly, you two! I'm obviously the sexiest one here! Andre: Clearly I'm the sexiest. Can't you all see that? Christine: Oh i agree Andre! I wanna be your girlfriend!! Erik: Ew! Old man ba-- Persian: ERIK! Erik: ..bats. What'd you think I was gonna say?
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 7:23 pm
Elven Foxx Koneko Tsukino Utakan Unromantic_Phantom Seraph_Miracle Erik: Bitches.. stare
Raoul: Don't be jealous.. I'm just the next Bishounen((sp?)) like Legolas. Erik: No! I shall be the next Bishounen because girls adore my dark, brooding personality and my sexiness. Persian: Oh don't be silly, you two! I'm obviously the sexiest one here! Andre: Clearly I'm the sexiest. Can't you all see that? Christine: Oh i agree Andre! I wanna be your girlfriend!! Raoul: I WAS ON TEH COVERGIRL MAGAZINE!! W00T!1!!!1
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 7:27 pm
Kitsune Ookami Erik: I think I figured out a way to win them back *a few minutes later* Erik: Ready guys? Persian and Raoul: ready! *all three imatate the badgers and lyrics from http://badgerbadgerbadger.com * girls: *squeel* Haaawwwt!
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Blessed Conversationalist
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 7:57 pm
Erik: *half asleep* awe mom leave me sleep please!!
Christine: um.. i'm not your mom and you have to take me back...
Erik: *still sleepily* but i don't wanna play nice with the other kids!!!
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