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 Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 4:53 am
yesterday I got into a big car accident (no one was hurt) anyway the cops came and so forth. I am assuming that the cop noticed the big green duffle bag in my car. eaither that or good at guessing. at anyrate the fallowing conversation took place. i jsut thoguht it was a strange conversation to have at the scene of a car weck.
Cop: "what branch are you in?
Me: "huh?"
Cop: "what branch of the military"
Me" "oh. no my dad was in the army. im leaving for basick in june"
Cop: "better not wear any pink shirts at boot camp you'll get picked on"
I should note I had on a pink polo shirt at the time.
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 6:58 am
I've been reading Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy lately (well, more specifically I'm up to book 4 of the trilogy "So long, and thanks for all the Fish"). Those books are chalk full of strange and interesting quotes. My favorite one as of late:
Late in the evening they drove through the Hollywood hills along Mulholland Drive and across the dazzling sea of floating light that is the San Fernando Valley. They agreed that the sense of dazzle stopped immediately at the back of their eyes and didn't touch any other part of them and came away strangely unsatisfied by the spectacle. As dramatic seas of light went, it was fine, but light is meant to illuminate something, and having driven through what this particularly dramatic sea of light was illuminating they didn't think much of it.
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 11:53 am
"Face it, Halrs, this stinks. You're a certified nutzo wanted in two dozens states and hopelessly in love with a psychopathic clown."
-Harley Quinn, episode AND comic "Mad Love." ^ ^
Harley Quinn quotes rock. blaugh
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 2:04 pm
Micheal: You're such an immature, overeducated dweeb.
Clay: *pause* I know thou art, but what be I?
Micheal: See, there you go again I can't believe I even talk to you, sheesh, you're a nerd.
Clay: I be rubber and thou art glue, whatever thou sayest bounceth off me and sticketh unto thee.
Me: *snort*
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 9:35 pm
"Luke I am your Father"
-Starwars
"you are learning grasshopper"
-Me/ Old Martial arts instructor
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:09 pm
Maria: I am not finished captain!
Georg: Oh yes you are captain! Uh... Fraulein
(Guess it!)
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:58 pm
KittenFreak1986 Maria: I am not finished captain! Georg: Oh yes you are captain! Uh... Fraulein (Guess it!) It's from the Sound of Music, of course!
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:34 am
" I feel asleep"
~a guard from the original metal gear game I laugh everytime
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 9:34 am
Gentlemen, good luck. If you'll be needing me, I will be in Austraila.
-Phantom of the Opera
(correct me if i got it wrong)
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 10:21 am
"A leason in life I'm sure I'll get."- Ed
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:39 pm
The Quiet and Shy One says:
*Sneezes.*
The Quiet and Shy One says:
I think I'm allergic to homework.
Abinadi says:
lol
Abinadi says:
*dies*
The Quiet and Shy One says:
O.o I didn't even poke you...
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 2:48 pm
"I look good for 55"
-Stake President in the movie we watched after seminary today.
(just to let you know, it was made by some kids and it was power rangers voiced over to teach the plan of salvation)
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ConcreteAngel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 3:46 pm
The Quiet and Shy One says:
Ooh.
The Quiet and Shy One says:
Three-thirty in the morning, not a soul in sight. The city's looking like a ghost town on a moonless summer night.. The raindrops on the windshield, there's a storm movin' in.. He's coming back from somewhere he never should have been...
God bless the broken road that led me straight to you! says:
HEY that is the song that is playing now!!
The Quiet and Shy One says:
Wierd..
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:00 pm
PANCAKES!!!
-Original Godsmack
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 5:14 pm
" Your Democracy is very unique out of many faulty ideas you get one that works" -Starfire/Teen Titans
"I know i', a dork what's your point?"
-Me to my friend.
(correct me if i'm wrong i wasn't sure on the exact wording of the Starfire quote but thats basically it.)
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