Welcome to Gaia! ::

The Literate Spam Guild

Back to Guilds

The original literate chatterbox. 

Tags: Literate, Spam, Lick, Suck, Gulp 

Reply The Literate Spam Guild
CANNIBALS [001] - ENDGAME Goto Page: [] [<<] [<] 1 2 3 ... 20 21 22 23 24 25 ... 49 50 51 52 [>] [>>] [»|]

Quick Reply

Enter both words below, separated by a space:

Can't read the text? Click here

Submit

Yes, anyone can post now.
  And I mean anyone!
View Results

Evil McBadguy

Aged Codger

PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:05 am


Teh Gothic Oreo
Joyfully Subversive
Teh Gothic Oreo
Joyfully Subversive
"Finally," Jaz muttered. "He's actually doing something."
Tig giggled and sat back in the sand with Jaz. "Let's see what he can get."


Jaz grinned as Tig sat down next to her. "This should be interesting. And has anybody bothered to mention that he has a fruit peel on his back?" The remnent of the fruit-throwing fight had dried there.
Tig fiddled in her bag for a sharpie. "Maybe we should add an 'Eat me' to the peel on his back."
XDD
PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:06 am


Joyfully Subversive
Teh Gothic Oreo
Joyfully Subversive
Teh Gothic Oreo
Joyfully Subversive
"Finally," Jaz muttered. "He's actually doing something."
Tig giggled and sat back in the sand with Jaz. "Let's see what he can get."


Jaz grinned as Tig sat down next to her. "This should be interesting. And has anybody bothered to mention that he has a fruit peel on his back?" The remnent of the fruit-throwing fight had dried there.
Tig fiddled in her bag for a sharpie. "Maybe we should add an 'Eat me' to the peel on his back."


"Oooh, I can't wait! SHARPIES!!!!" Jaz grinned wickedly. "Hm, can we think of anything even more scandalous to write?"
"Naw, that'd be funny." Tig shoved her sunglasses on again and pulled a cellphone from her bag. "Dammit!" She held the cellphone up the sky. "No service.."

Tigga Hiccups


Vitamin Crack

PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:06 am


InactiveUsernameSpecified
"Ah. Yes. Er. Well, obviously you see those two girls over there, right?" Elath pointed back at Jaz and Tig. "Well, they want me to talk to you to see if you're a cannibal." After a slight dumbfounded silence, Elath repeated the story of how they had found the radio, how the witch doctor had told them of the cannibals, and of how they were to vote one of their number off each night. "So you see," he concluded brightly "that's why they want me to find out if you're a cannibal!"
Edit: *scribble*



"A cannibal? THERE ARE CANNIBALS ON THIS ISLAND? Well I can assure you that I am NOT a cannibal. I don't even eat animal meat, me being a vegetarian. So...you're saying that among us, there are..." Vittay paused and gulped as she imagined a person gnawing on her leg. She shuddered before continuing in a slightly lower and quieter voice, "Cannibals. How do I know that YOU'RE not a cannibal?". Vittay backed away slightly from both people.
PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:08 am


Vitamin Crack



"A cannibal? THERE ARE CANNIBALS ON THIS ISLAND? Well I can assure you that I am NOT a cannibal. I don't even eat animal meat, me being a vegetarian. So...you're saying that among us, there are..." Vittay paused and gulped as she imagined a person gnawing on her leg. She shuddered before continuing in a slightly lower and quieter voice, "Cannibals. How do I know that YOU'RE not a cannibal?". Vittay backed away slightly from both people.


"Ah, well, yes. Cannibals." Elath said, pondering the woman's last question. "Well, I have enough granola bars in my bag to survive any number of days. I most certainly feel no desire to be a cannibal!"

The Tortoise


Joyfully Subversive

PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:10 am


Teh Gothic Oreo
Joyfully Subversive
Teh Gothic Oreo
Joyfully Subversive
Teh Gothic Oreo
Joyfully Subversive
"Finally," Jaz muttered. "He's actually doing something."
Tig giggled and sat back in the sand with Jaz. "Let's see what he can get."


Jaz grinned as Tig sat down next to her. "This should be interesting. And has anybody bothered to mention that he has a fruit peel on his back?" The remnent of the fruit-throwing fight had dried there.
Tig fiddled in her bag for a sharpie. "Maybe we should add an 'Eat me' to the peel on his back."


"Oooh, I can't wait! SHARPIES!!!!" Jaz grinned wickedly. "Hm, can we think of anything even more scandalous to write?"
"Naw, that'd be funny." Tig shoved her sunglasses on again and pulled a cellphone from her bag. "Dammit!" She held the cellphone up the sky. "No service.."


"Aw, shucks. Ah, well, still got my video camera with a 50 hours battery." Jaz grinned.
PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:15 am


Alex stumbles around for a brief second. "Ugh, I never got my Dr.Pepper! Oh, SO not cool!" She omplains about hot sand for a few minutes. A soft thud follws her as she plops down on a rotting log, breaking it instantly. "Oh, s**t."

LOL shutterBUG

Dapper Ladykiller


Joyfully Subversive

PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:17 am


((Hey there makeshift!))
PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:17 am


InactiveUsernameSpecified
Vitamin Crack



"A cannibal? THERE ARE CANNIBALS ON THIS ISLAND? Well I can assure you that I am NOT a cannibal. I don't even eat animal meat, me being a vegetarian. So...you're saying that among us, there are..." Vittay paused and gulped as she imagined a person gnawing on her leg. She shuddered before continuing in a slightly lower and quieter voice, "Cannibals. How do I know that YOU'RE not a cannibal?". Vittay backed away slightly from both people.


"Ah, well, yes. Cannibals." Elath said, pondering the woman's last question. "Well, I have enough granola bars in my bag to survive any number of days. I most certainly feel no desire to be a cannibal!"



Vittay let out a sigh of relief that she hadn't noticed she had been holding. Now that she thought about it, Vittay was pretty hungry. She hadn't eaten any aeroplane food (she never ate the cold, lumpy slop they served) and the only food resource she had was a bag of chocolate Malteasers. She pulled these out from a pocket in her skirt. She opened it and was greeted with a melted brown mess.

"Well, I don't have any food." Vittay tossed away the packet of chocolate. "If we're going to be on this island for a while, is there any food?"

Vitamin Crack


Evil McBadguy

Aged Codger

PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:20 am


Vitamin Crack
InactiveUsernameSpecified
Vitamin Crack



"A cannibal? THERE ARE CANNIBALS ON THIS ISLAND? Well I can assure you that I am NOT a cannibal. I don't even eat animal meat, me being a vegetarian. So...you're saying that among us, there are..." Vittay paused and gulped as she imagined a person gnawing on her leg. She shuddered before continuing in a slightly lower and quieter voice, "Cannibals. How do I know that YOU'RE not a cannibal?". Vittay backed away slightly from both people.


"Ah, well, yes. Cannibals." Elath said, pondering the woman's last question. "Well, I have enough granola bars in my bag to survive any number of days. I most certainly feel no desire to be a cannibal!"



Vittay let out a sigh of relief that she hadn't noticed she had been holding. Now that she thought about it, Vittay was pretty hungry. She hadn't eaten any aeroplane food (she never ate the cold, lumpy slop they served) and the only food resource she had was a bag of chocolate Malteasers. She pulled these out from a pocket in her skirt. She opened it and was greeted with a melted brown mess.

"Well, I don't have any food." Vittay tossed away the packet of chocolate. "If we're going to be on this island for a while, is there any food?"
There are tons of different kinds of fruits here.
And then there is the real fruit.
PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:20 am


Vitamin Crack
InactiveUsernameSpecified
Vitamin Crack



"A cannibal? THERE ARE CANNIBALS ON THIS ISLAND? Well I can assure you that I am NOT a cannibal. I don't even eat animal meat, me being a vegetarian. So...you're saying that among us, there are..." Vittay paused and gulped as she imagined a person gnawing on her leg. She shuddered before continuing in a slightly lower and quieter voice, "Cannibals. How do I know that YOU'RE not a cannibal?". Vittay backed away slightly from both people.


"Ah, well, yes. Cannibals." Elath said, pondering the woman's last question. "Well, I have enough granola bars in my bag to survive any number of days. I most certainly feel no desire to be a cannibal!"



Vittay let out a sigh of relief that she hadn't noticed she had been holding. Now that she thought about it, Vittay was pretty hungry. She hadn't eaten any aeroplane food (she never ate the cold, lumpy slop they served) and the only food resource she had was a bag of chocolate Malteasers. She pulled these out from a pocket in her skirt. She opened it and was greeted with a melted brown mess.

"Well, I don't have any food." Vittay tossed away the packet of chocolate. "If we're going to be on this island for a while, is there any food?"

"You know, I used to fly a couple times a month. Airplane food is actually delicious. " Tig looked up at Vittay supsiciously, and kicked the melted mass of sandy chocolate. "I've got some jerky, want it?" She reached into a pocket in her bag. "Anyone can have some."

Tigga Hiccups


The Tortoise

PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:21 am


Vitamin Crack



Vittay let out a sigh of relief that she hadn't noticed she had been holding. Now that she thought about it, Vittay was pretty hungry. She hadn't eaten any aeroplane food (she never ate the cold, lumpy slop they served) and the only food resource she had was a bag of chocolate Malteasers. She pulled these out from a pocket in her skirt. She opened it and was greeted with a melted brown mess.

"Well, I don't have any food." Vittay tossed away the packet of chocolate. "If we're going to be on this island for a while, is there any food?"


"Quite a bit, actually." Elath said, pointing in the general direction of Jaz and Tig. "I think they know better than I where to find most of it though. I prefer my granola. " He looked at her for a moment. "Are you...feeling well?"
PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:22 am


Teh Gothic Oreo

"You know, I used to fly a couple times a month. Airplane food is actually delicious. " Tig looked up at Vittay supsiciously, and kicked the melted mass of sandy chocolate. "I've got some jerky, want it?" She reached into a pocket in her bag. "Anyone can have some."


((Doesn't jerky count as meat? surprised

And wasn't there no meat on the island?

CANNIBAL! eek

mrgreen ))

The Tortoise


Joyfully Subversive

PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:24 am


Teh Gothic Oreo
Vitamin Crack
InactiveUsernameSpecified
Vitamin Crack



"A cannibal? THERE ARE CANNIBALS ON THIS ISLAND? Well I can assure you that I am NOT a cannibal. I don't even eat animal meat, me being a vegetarian. So...you're saying that among us, there are..." Vittay paused and gulped as she imagined a person gnawing on her leg. She shuddered before continuing in a slightly lower and quieter voice, "Cannibals. How do I know that YOU'RE not a cannibal?". Vittay backed away slightly from both people.


"Ah, well, yes. Cannibals." Elath said, pondering the woman's last question. "Well, I have enough granola bars in my bag to survive any number of days. I most certainly feel no desire to be a cannibal!"



Vittay let out a sigh of relief that she hadn't noticed she had been holding. Now that she thought about it, Vittay was pretty hungry. She hadn't eaten any aeroplane food (she never ate the cold, lumpy slop they served) and the only food resource she had was a bag of chocolate Malteasers. She pulled these out from a pocket in her skirt. She opened it and was greeted with a melted brown mess.

"Well, I don't have any food." Vittay tossed away the packet of chocolate. "If we're going to be on this island for a while, is there any food?"

"You know, I used to fly a couple times a month. Airplane food is actually delicious. " Tig looked up at Vittay supsiciously, and kicked the melted mass of sandy chocolate. "I've got some jerky, want it?" She reached into a pocket in her bag. "Anyone can have some."


Jaz helped herself to 2 pieces of jerky. "Yeah. The British airlines especially have good food. I love the pasta salad from KLM, personally."
PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:26 am


InactiveUsernameSpecified
Vitamin Crack



Vittay let out a sigh of relief that she hadn't noticed she had been holding. Now that she thought about it, Vittay was pretty hungry. She hadn't eaten any aeroplane food (she never ate the cold, lumpy slop they served) and the only food resource she had was a bag of chocolate Malteasers. She pulled these out from a pocket in her skirt. She opened it and was greeted with a melted brown mess.

"Well, I don't have any food." Vittay tossed away the packet of chocolate. "If we're going to be on this island for a while, is there any food?"


"Quite a bit, actually." Elath said, pointing in the general direction of Jaz and Tig. "I think they know better than I where to find most of it though. I prefer my granola. " He looked at her for a moment. "Are you...feeling well?"



"I guess it's a bit weird but I feel a little jet-lagged?" Vittay turned her attention to the new girl who had just wandered towards them. She listened to her offer.

"Sorry. I'm a vegetarian. No meat for me." She declined the offer of jerky and shrugged, looking at the girl suspiciously and tried to figure out what signs of cannibalism could be. The thought of cannibals rather put food out of Vittay's mind for now.


Vitamin Crack


Tigga Hiccups

PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:26 am


Joyfully Subversive
Teh Gothic Oreo
Vitamin Crack
InactiveUsernameSpecified
Vitamin Crack



"A cannibal? THERE ARE CANNIBALS ON THIS ISLAND? Well I can assure you that I am NOT a cannibal. I don't even eat animal meat, me being a vegetarian. So...you're saying that among us, there are..." Vittay paused and gulped as she imagined a person gnawing on her leg. She shuddered before continuing in a slightly lower and quieter voice, "Cannibals. How do I know that YOU'RE not a cannibal?". Vittay backed away slightly from both people.


"Ah, well, yes. Cannibals." Elath said, pondering the woman's last question. "Well, I have enough granola bars in my bag to survive any number of days. I most certainly feel no desire to be a cannibal!"



Vittay let out a sigh of relief that she hadn't noticed she had been holding. Now that she thought about it, Vittay was pretty hungry. She hadn't eaten any aeroplane food (she never ate the cold, lumpy slop they served) and the only food resource she had was a bag of chocolate Malteasers. She pulled these out from a pocket in her skirt. She opened it and was greeted with a melted brown mess.

"Well, I don't have any food." Vittay tossed away the packet of chocolate. "If we're going to be on this island for a while, is there any food?"

"You know, I used to fly a couple times a month. Airplane food is actually delicious. " Tig looked up at Vittay supsiciously, and kicked the melted mass of sandy chocolate. "I've got some jerky, want it?" She reached into a pocket in her bag. "Anyone can have some."


Jaz helped herself to 2 pieces of jerky. "Yeah. The British airlines especially have good food. I love the pasta salad from KLM, personally."

"Be careful with that, there's only a few pieces left. I don't know why my father packed that stuff, I can't stand it!" Tig kicked the sand and pulled out a pack of gum. "I'm too restless, dammit!" She shoved an unwrapped piece of mint into her mouth and sat back down in the sand. "Ugh."
Reply
The Literate Spam Guild

Goto Page: [] [<<] [<] 1 2 3 ... 20 21 22 23 24 25 ... 49 50 51 52 [>] [>>] [»|]
 
Manage Your Items
Other Stuff
Get GCash
Offers
Get Items
More Items
Where Everyone Hangs Out
Other Community Areas
Virtual Spaces
Fun Stuff
Gaia's Games
Mini-Games
Play with GCash
Play with Platinum