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 Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 4:04 pm
 You were rude to a waiter and now you suspect he spit in your food.
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 4:28 pm
 You asked for no (insert something you don't like) on your (insert your favorite food) from (insert restaurant).
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 4:46 pm
 How is it possible that a space shuttle flies?
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 4:54 pm
 Your dog is eating your toilet. Who do you call?
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 5:04 pm
 MEGAN FOX COMES THROUGH THE CEILING OF YOUR CAR.
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 5:07 pm
 Babies are flooding your house!
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 5:09 pm
 You buy a murder weapon at Home Depot. What is it?
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 5:13 pm
 IT WAS THE CLOSEST THING I COULD FIND, GOOGLE IS NOT KIND. ... THAT RHYMED OLOLOLOLOLOL BOX CUTTER FTW You Apparated into a running washing machine.
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 5:17 pm
 Edward Cullen is at your door. What do you do?
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 5:18 pm
 There's a kitten on your counter. What is it doing?
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 5:20 pm
 You wake up at five for school, then you blink and it's 6:30.
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 5:22 pm
 What would happen if you divided by zero?
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 5:24 pm
 Your mom is really your sister.
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