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 Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 1:59 am
    After a while, the red liquid inside the dough started to boil violently and started to pop and squirt out boiling liquid. Sylthfreiyn quickly grabbed his sister and pulled her away from the dangerous thing.
"It seems it has become lava." Sylthfreiyn remarked. "Is that supposed to happen when one is backing cherry pie--erm--eggroll? It is a very violent dish."
Suzanne gave a nod. "Yes. It is, Sylthfreiyn. I didn't realize it would make such a mess. It'll be painful to clean since it's so violent." Suzanne agreed.
"Suzanne, there is a burning smell in the air and it's getting easier to breathe in here. I believe it is burning. We must put a stop to it before the cherry eggroll burns the school down." Sylthfreiyn informed.
"Yes, we'll lose our jobs if we don't put a stop to it." Suzanne agreed. The pan suddenly burst into flames. Suzanne grabbed the water squirter and squirted water at the fire but it didn't go out. In fact, it got worse!
"Sylth! It's more violent than I thought!" Suzanne cried out. "I never knew cooking could be such a battle! I hate battles!" Sylthfreiyn reached towards the fire and grabbed the pan and used his demon strength to hurl it out of the window. There was a loud crash as it broke through the glass and because it became a hurling fireball in the sky. Sylthfreiyn had an amused smile.
"I pity the fool who stands at the landing of that projectile." Sylthfreiyn remarked.
The stove top was burnt, but little harm was done to it since it was thrown so quickly. Water was all over the kitchen floor. Suzanne turned off the stove top.
"Well, what a shame. We didn't get to eat what we made. I'm sure it would have been delicious if we had known a way to defeat the creation. For cooking to be such a battle, I've gone and lost my interest in it." Suzanne huffed as she crossed her arms.
Who would have thought that during the cooking process, food comes to life and the baker has to beat down the food and kill it before it becomes a delicacy.
Suzanne swept the broken glass to the shadows and transported them to a trash bin. Sylthfreiyn had already called a repair service to repair the school window and they would be here right away to fix it so by the time the others got to the classroom, it would be fixed.
After cleaning up their mess, Suzanne's stomach grumbled. She looked helplessly at her little brother. Sylthfreiyn smiled and patted her head. "Why not we go eat out today? Never mind cooking."
Suzanne gave a nod. "I'm hungry! I can't wait to eat already. Let's go!"
[Both exit]
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:45 pm
"Life is like a box of chocolates...
Full of maggots and roaches.
Oh, that's just me?" ~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~ Something felt... different about the classroom, but Simon couldn't really tell what it was. The room was the same as how he left it, but was that window new? It certainly looked cleaner. He honestly didn't care though, because he decided that instead of hunting down and punishing the student who stole his rum, he was going to drink several bottles to compensate for it. Figuring that no one would be at the school during the weekend, he ended up drinking himself to sleep. He had a horrible nightmare about his terrible students as he snored on his desk, covered in a small pile of empty rum bottles. He awoke several times, a bit paranoid that someone would come and see him in this hungover state, but he eventually decided that no one would come and drifted off into sleep so he could have some more horrific nightmares about his students... ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ KISS THE COOK - Mr. Sweet
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Elen_Gilthoniel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:55 pm
Zhori 
"He is!" Zhori said. "Well, at least I think he is. I always have loads of fun when I'm with him anyway, but then, I'm not one of his students and it would be kind of awkward to regale you with tales of our dates so I'll just stop while I'm ahead."
She led the way to the cooking class, pushing the door open quietly so she and Dante could at least put the groceries away before she showed....Simon. Who was apparently currently sleeping on his desk amidst empty bottles. She shook her head and laughed slightly. "Of course, at the moment, I don't think he's in a position to make the very best first impression but let's just pretend he didn't drink himself to sleep."
Though that was kind of worrying. Why was he in here drinking alone. Maybe he was depressed because he couldn't scare enough people. Though they'd certainly done a number on that one girl at the festival but still. Hrm. She hoped he was alright. "Maybe we should just leave these here for him to find when he wakes up."
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:06 pm
 ｄａｎｔｅ ❃ ｓａｎｇｕｉｎ"That's good to hear... and you're dating him?" Dante asked when the headed into the classroom. The old man version of this cooking teacher was out of the question now since Zhori mentioned she was dating the guy. He must be a younger fellow, or maybe she was into old men? No, this Simon person was young... and passed out drunk. As they entered the classroom, Dante set the groceries down on a counter then looked at a man who was passed out, surrounded by many bottles. "He doesn't look good," Dante commented.
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:17 pm
"Life is like a box of chocolates...
Full of maggots and roaches.
Oh, that's just me?" ~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~ "Ungh..." Simon shifted in his seat slightly and buried his head in his arms when he heard footsteps in the room. He was just about to doze off again when he heard them talking. With a long sigh, he grumbled, "Can you at least whisper or something...?" It took him a long time to actually register that there were people in his room, and when he did, he shot straight up, causing a few bottles to roll away and fall off the desk. He looked at the two of them with bloodshot eyes for a brief moment before ducking under his desk, completely embarrassed. Zhori picked the perfect times to drop by, didn't she? And she brought along some student he didn't even know! What the hell!? And moving around so quickly made his headache even worse. This was just... great. ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ KISS THE COOK - Mr. Sweet
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:33 pm
ｄａｎｔｅ ❃ ｓａｎｇｕｉｎDante jumped a little when the man suddenly sat up and stared at them with a scary expression. He remained like that for a moment before suddenly disappearing behind his desk, as if to hide from them. "Should we be here? I can leave if now is not a good time..." Dante said as he began backing away towards the door. The man seemed to be very tired and a bit odd. Maybe Dante should leave, he didn't want to be rude and bother the teacher. It would be bad if he were to get on his bad side before he was even able to attend class! That would be terrible.
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Elen_Gilthoniel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:47 pm
Zhori
"You could say that," Zhori said, grinning. She placed a finger to her lips. "But we don't advertise it." She leaned against the counter and smiled slightly, watching Simon.
"Sorry!" she whispered loudly. "I didn't think you'd be drinking yourself into a stupor. Want me to make you coffee?" She could barely contain her amusement at this situation. "Or should we just leave you alone to wallow."
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:13 pm
"Life is like a box of chocolates...
Full of maggots and roaches.
Oh, that's just me?" ~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~ It was obviously too late to hide, so Simon rose from his hiding spot so he could lean back on his chair, feeling a bit dizzy. He looked down at his desk when he heard a muffled hiss, watching as his two cockroaches crawled around inside one of the empty bottles, occasionally bumping into each other. Were they... drunk? He didn't even know bugs could get drunk. He shook his head, trying his best to ignore that little distraction. "N-no, no, I should be the one that's sorry. I really shouldn't drink at a school anyway. And coffee would be nice," He gave Zhori an embarrassed smile before looking over at the student he didn't recognize. He gave him a suspicious look, wondering if he was going to ruin his day just like all of his other students, "And you are...?" ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ KISS THE COOK - Mr. Sweet
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:41 pm
ｄａｎｔｅ ❃ ｓａｎｇｕｉｎDante stood next to Zhori uncomfortably since the cooking teacher turned out to be a scary and strange person. He also seemed to be in a bad mood and Dante would hate to cross him when he's in such a bad mood. Zhori wasn't helping the situation either since she was taunting the man, but they were dating so it was okay, right? Dante remained silent until the man suddenly looked at him and demanded who he was. "I-I'm Dante," Dante replied nervously. "I'm one of your students," he added sheepishly.
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:12 pm
Zhori
"I'll get started on that," Zhori said, laughing as she shook her head and went to find the coffee machine. "So yeah, this is Dante. I met him outside and he helped me carry my things in. I bought some things for you, by the way. Among other things--they had blood oranges on sale! I assumed you'd know some great recipes with them. I love them so if you don't want them, I'll just take them with me to the dorm."
She set up the coffee maker, turning it on so it would start brewing--she was careful to make the coffee strong. "Anyway, Dante's new I guess since you two haven't met. I thought it would be nice to introduce you." She went to Dante and prodded him inside
((Ben and Jerry! D= Drunk buggies! Simon is such a bad daddy! ))
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Elen_Gilthoniel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:32 pm
"Life is like a box of chocolates...
Full of maggots and roaches.
Oh, that's just me?" ~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~ Great, so it was one of his students, here to ruin his day. He didn't seem too bad though. In fact, he seemed a bit nervous around him. To keep himself awake, he tried to fish his roaches out of the empty bottle, but they were being stubborn and refusing to come out. Why did bugs hate him lately? It was bad enough that he couldn't stop the ant attack at the field trip because he was being attacked by that giant spider, and now his own pets were defying him. With a sigh, he gave up and set the bottle down so he could greet Dante, "I'm Simon Sweet, the cooking teacher. ...Well, I guess you already knew that. But don't worry, I don't bite... much." He gave the student that creepy grin of his, which only looked worse when paired with his bloodshot eyes. That grin faded right back into a normal smile when Zhori spoke, "Ah, you didn't have to..." Wait, there was no point in arguing with Zhori. She would win no matter what he said. "Blood oranges? I know plenty of wonderful recipes with them. Have you ever tried blood orange upside-down cake? Or..." He stopped when he realized he was just going to start listing out a million different recipes, and that would be boring. Especially since he knew even more with blood oranges than prunes. ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ KISS THE COOK - Mr. Sweet
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:09 pm
ｄａｎｔｅ ❃ ｓａｎｇｕｉｎDante was almost to the door until Zhori ushered him back into the room. He obediently followed her until he was closer to the strange, blonde man. Dante was a little uncomfortable that is until he noticed the man trying to get something out of one of the bottles. With Dante's eyesight, he was able to see that there were two cockroaches in the bottle. Why was Simon trying to get the cockroaches out? Most people would just leave them alone, since cockroaches were not very desirable things... especially in a kitchen. Dante made a mental note to himself to never eat in this classroom, or leave food out. The cooking teacher soon noticed Dante's presence, so he walked over to introduce himself. Dante was a bit disturbed at the man's smile, but it wasn't like he had seen such an expression before. When you lived with a psychotic vampire for most of your life, you got used to shady characters. "That's good to know," Dante replied, finding the joke amusing since he was the vampire, or half at least.
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Elen_Gilthoniel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:28 pm
Zhori
"No, but I've tried blood orange sorbet and a blood orange tart. I usually just eat them fresh though," Zhori said. She picked up the bag with tissue paper over it and grinned slightly. Well, she'd probably at least wait until Dante left before giving that one to Simon. In the mean time, she poured Simon a cup of coffee. And...decided he really needed it black and not with cream and sugar. Drunken fool.
She carried it over and set it in front of him. "Here. Hope this makes you feel better.....are Ben and Jerry drunk!?"
Zhori snatched up the bottle with the roaches and held it up so she could watch them stumble around pathetically and bump into each other. Whaaaaaah!? "Oi! Get out of there you little cretins!" She set the bottle on the desk and shook it slightly. "Out. Now. Simon, really!" She leaned down and tapped the bottle "Look at them. They can't even walk straight. Poor little babies."
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:49 pm
"Life is like a box of chocolates...
Full of maggots and roaches.
Oh, that's just me?" ~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~v~ Simon looked over the student with a scowl, making it clear that the biting thing certainly wasn't a joke. He would bite him if he deemed it necessary. And it would definitely be necessary if he tried to steal his rum like that other little brat. Oh, yeah, he still needed to track him down and whack him over the head with an empty bottle. He smiled at Zhori when she set the mug in front of him and was just about to take a sip when she freaked out over his roaches being drunk. He choked on his coffee and eventually managed to get it down. Jeez, he felt bad for them. Being nagged by her like she was their mother... "Maybe they were enjoying themselves. Way to ruin a roach party, Zhori," Simon chuckled and watched as the two popped out of the bottle and landed on their backs on the desk, squirming and trying to flip around like turtles. He scooped Ben up and motioned for Dante to move closer, asking him, "Have you ever pet a roach before? Err, a drunk roach?" ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ KISS THE COOK - Mr. Sweet
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:37 pm
ｄａｎｔｅ ❃ ｓａｎｇｕｉｎDante couldn't help but smile at the way Zhori treated the insects. She treated them like they were her children, even though they were mere insects. Simon, er Mr. Sweet suddenly choked because of her reaction which put him on edge a little until the man motioned for him to come over. Dante headed over to him and looked down at the bug he was holding. "No, I don't believe I have," Dante replied. He had never willingly touch a cockroach since they had often crawled around on him when his father put him in a certain room as punishment. It was not a pleasant feeling to have something crawl all over one's body. Dante's expression became a little a dark as he rememebered something painful. He shook his head slightly and focused on the bug. "Strange, I didn't think it was possible for insects to get drunk..." Dante commented.
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