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Dragain rolled 2 8-sided dice: 7, 4 Total: 11 (2-16)

Dragain

PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:09 am


WRONG DICE
Dragain rolled 2 10-sided dice: 10, 3 Total: 13 (2-20)
PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:17 am


Ariane was just confused.

So confused she hurt the enemy in her confusion.

HP: 50/50
Damage: 7x2 = 14 (apparently?)
Charge: 1/3

Boss HP: 170

Dragain

Sosiqui rolled 2 10-sided dice: 2, 8 Total: 10 (2-20)

Sosiqui

PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:20 am


Oh god. Oh Santa. And all his reindeer. What was happening. Madison managed to crawl behind a snowbank, her ankle still stinging and twinging and were her superiors seriously HELPING THE SNOW CREATURE WHAT.

Coal. Coal for them all.

When the hideous monstrosity wobbled close enough, Madison stabbed it in the robo-thigh. That was about all she could manage at this point.


HP: 6/50 LOL
Damage Done: 4
Charge: 2/2??
Target's HP: 166/250
Bittiface rolled 2 8-sided dice: 6, 4 Total: 10 (2-16)
PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:48 am


The math alone was enough to confuse Otto`s player, and Otto himself was brought down when Cass pulled them both out of harms way. "Why is Santa trying to kill us?" He asked Cass in a disjointed tone.

Bad Santa. =<

Otto got up after a moment and charged the enemy, pelting him with a snowball back.

Ooooh maybe he's just playing? *u*

HP: 19/40
Status: @A@
DMG: 4
Boss HP: 162

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prolixity rolled 2 8-sided dice: 7, 6 Total: 13 (2-16)

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 10:52 am


Jordan paused to stare at the Santanator. Was this some kind of bizarre test? Of course it was. Wasn't everything? Yes, actually, this was his life now.

Laughing apparently didn't make him any less accurate. Excellent.

HP: 28/40
Damage: 7 - 2 = 5 (odd) x 2 = 10
Boss HP: 152
iloveyouDIE rolled 2 10-sided dice: 7, 4 Total: 11 (2-20)
PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:22 am


Bix stood up and pointed dramatically at the evil santa-bot. "OH NO YOU DON'T! I AM THE REAL SANTA CLAUS!!"

The santa suit he was wearing apparently had leaked into his brain. It didn't help that Otto was also calling him Santa. He started to run around the monstrous snow-creature and fire wildly into it.

HP: 38 / 50
Target: SANTANATOR 3000
Charge: 3 / 3
Damage done: 11 - 8 = 3 * 2 = 6 !
Boss's HP: 146

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kuropeco rolled 2 10-sided dice: 4, 9 Total: 13 (2-20)

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:38 am


Gale was vaguely confused, but mostly he just wanted to shoot things.

"Things" being:

a) Bix for running around calling himself Santa,

and

b) the thing that was actually pretending to be Santa and therefore causing Bix to run around calling himself Santa.

Gale swung the rifle around, aimed it at the giant snow monstrosity, and fired.

He did pretty well, too (this new rifle of Jinhai was pretty badass).


HP: 50/50? I think? /has been gone OTL
Target: SANTANATOR 3000
Charge: 1/3
Damage: 14
Boss HP: 132
Lilwolfpard rolled 2 8-sided dice: 4, 1 Total: 5 (2-16)
PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 11:53 am


Joy was such an amazing thing... amazing enough to half the battle, Ceres had sat around in the snow making a snow angel or two. Only until she was fully satisfied that they were the best snow angels EVER, did she look up. Blinking in confusion at the mess that happened... she flung a snowball, only to miss, at the enemy.

HP: 40/40
Target: Santanator
Charge: 0/2
Damage: 0
Boss HP: 132

Lilwolfpard

Syusaki rolled 2 8-sided dice: 5, 6 Total: 11 (2-16)

Syusaki

PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 12:09 pm


Wilson had been glad when all of the snow sculptures had been defeated. In his JOY he had completely forgotten about the Santanator and decided to just chill in a pile of snow. It wasn’t until a while later did he realized that the robot sculpture had come back. “What?!” He scrambled to his feet and aimed his weapon at the thing. Wilson wasn’t sure how effected poison gas was against snow, but apparently it was pretty effective?!

HP: 22/40
Target: Santanator
Charge: 2/2
Damage: 11-8=3
11-6=5x2=10
Boss HP: 122
Manda rolled 2 8-sided dice: 2, 8 Total: 10 (2-16)
PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 3:37 pm


Somehow or other, Tedan had managed to completely space out (or just be useless) when all the snow sculptures first came to life. But now .... NOW he was going to get in on the action! They had to take this last one out! And fast. Otherwise, there probably wouldn't be presents. emotion_0A0

(( HP: 40/40
Damage: DOING MATH OH GOD .............. 4 + 0. ZOO YOU ARE A TROLL.
Charge: 1/3
Boss HP: 122-4 = 118 ))

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:20 pm


Julie finally looked up from her judging rubric to see several trainees engaged in what looked like a fun and exciting battle. She watched, a happy smile on her face as all of them fought in the spirit of Christmas giving together: the final contestant winner could always wait.

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Santanator 3000, on the other hand, had taken some heavy damage as parts of its delicately assembled snow and ice structure were already peeling off. However, it would not go down without a fight. Without warning, it raised its free arm and shot lasers everywhere, which though rather impressive in terms of lights and display, did very little in terms of damage. As in, instead of leaving the trainees a charred mess on the ground, it only lightly sizzled the skin, and in some cases, burnt a small amount of flesh or clothing.


FINAL BOSS ROUND 1


SANTANATOR 3000: HP 118/250

RULES:

- BEFORE YOUR ATTACK ROLL, roll a 20'sided dice. This is the damage you take from Santanator 3000, regardless of if you are attacking or not. You can NOT go below 0 HP though, so for example if you have 3 HP and you take 20 damage, you can only hit 0. You can then attack normally, once a turn. Be sure to rp out both posts.
- exclaim If you are targeting an ally, be sure to quote them. This includes using an ability or just communicating!
- You can only attack once this round. You can have unlimited reaction posts however!
- At the bottom of your post, please post your character's total HP value, the damage done, and your target's HP so far. Your HP values CARRY OVER from the last boss fights, so you have what your HP is unless healed by another player!
- Be sure to include the three bonus GM effects posted
- Good luck and save Christmas.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:23 pm


You know what the snow sculpture needed? More fire. Aria doubled back around the trainees, slipping through them as if she were the creation of a game moderator godmod deus ex. Behind the ex-sculpture, Aria ran up to it and coated it in even more blue flames.

The flames licked and cackled around the Satanator. If they weren't blue or giving off an aura of cold, the effect would have been rather cozy. For now, it was cold and rather difficult to hit the boss... was the ice thickening under the flames?!

NPC DEBUFF

The next 10 successful hits now deal only 50% damage. ie, if you hit it for 2 HP, you deal only 1 damage. If you hit it for 5, you deal 3 damage (2.5, ROUND UP to the nearest whole number please!).

This effect lasts for the next 10 successful hits. If you miss, it does not count towards breaking the extra ice armor Aria just placed on it.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:38 pm


The trainees put a fairly decent dent in the creature, but Dr. H wasn't about to make this any easier for them. Pulling a small sphere out of his pocket, a tossed it into the clearing where it exploded into a hundred....sprigs of mistletoe? Something about them proves to be entirely distracting to the JOY addled combatants.

THE OOC


If your first 1-d20 roll is

1: You must find someone or something to hug/cuddle/kiss/make-out with! You are too distracted for anything else and miss your attacking turn!

A multiple of 2: You blush but power on! Subtract 1 from your final damage totals!

A multiple of 3: The Santanator is suddenly more attractive than you can bear. You try to give it a nice smooch, but sadly it's not that into you! Subtract 20% of your current HP for the damage it does to YOU!

Everything else: the power of the mistletoe bomb is a pretty heady thing, but it doesn't affect your attack or health!

(If you happen to roll a 6, 12, 18 BOTH effects hit your hunter!)

(out of my infinite kindness, you no longer have to subtract 8 instead of 6 to determine hit/miss)
PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:48 pm


While Caelius was still busy elsewhere, unfortunately all of Santanator 3000's lasers, where they missed, instead hit the ground, burning a sizeable hole in the nice, packed snow. Trainees should probably look into that avoiding the obstacles sort of thing.

THE OOC


- IF a trainee makes it past the mistletoe/boss damage zone, into their attack phase, calculate their attack damage accordingly. If their own attack is a miss (0 damage or lower), they manage to get themselves stuck into a sizeable hole in the snow and cannot attack next turn. Good job!


Zoobey
Artist

Blade Kuroda rolled 1 20-sided dice: 20 Total: 20 (1-20)

Blade Kuroda

PostPosted: Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:58 pm


Deryk took some ice to the head. It hurt like hell.

HP: 0
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