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 Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 3:04 pm
I told you that you should have took Vulpix!
I'm calling from jail because I killed 20 people in a mini mall.
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Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 3:32 pm
I told you you should have said "in a video game" or they would arrest you!
I'm calling from jail because broke in.
Yeah, broke into jail.
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 12:24 am
I told you not to do anything stupid without me!
I'm calling from jail because I pushed someone off the Golden Gate Bridge.
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 12:30 am
How many times do i have to tell you? kill them in Then throw them in the river.
I'm calling from jail because I made a teleporter.
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 2:46 am
Oi! We went over this several times; when you still parts from NASA they will hunt you down.
I'm calling from jail because I choked a water bottle with a rope.
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:40 pm
 I told you that's not why water bottles "sweat" condensation! I'm calling from jail because the DJ wouldn't play my song.
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:22 pm
I told you specifically the DJ didn't like you!
I'm calling from jail because I killed a man with my pinky! twisted
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 10:03 pm
I told you practicing in gingerbread men was ok, but that on real men would land you in trouble! I'm calling from jail because my cable went out.
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:21 am
I told you sexual innuendos were inappropriate.
I'm calling from jail because I used a frozen gun to commit murder in the 28th degree. xp
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Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 9:19 pm
I told you what happens when you tell bad jokes! I'm calling from jail because I said Bloody Mary into the bathroom mirror at night.
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Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 9:33 pm
I told you that you should stop trying to preform forbidden rituals.
I'm calling from jail because i summoned a shadow creature to unleash upon my enemy's.
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Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 10:32 pm
I told you a shadow creature wouldn't be enough. . .
I'm calling from jail becuase I walked into a door.
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Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 11:11 pm
I told you to avoid certain doors while on our tour of the White House! I'm calling from jail because because I substituted turkey bacon for the real thing.
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 2:20 pm
I told you someone would find out.
I'm calling from jail because I'm a ninja. ninja
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Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 6:04 pm
How many times have I told you? You're not a ninja.
I'm calling from jail because I turned it to eleven.
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