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 Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:33 pm
((Re-enter C.J. from Gotham General Hospital))
BOOOIIIING!!!!
C.J. went back up from the makeshift web trampoline up to where the officer was. "Hello, ugly. Are you intending to use that gun?" he asked sweetly, leaning on the frame of the window and flipping a coin.
Down below, thanks to C.J.'s makeshift escape, the officers that ran after C.J. collided against each other at the last moment in a very slapstick manner. He smiled as he looked at the cops, clearly sizing them up. Seeing Misty handcuffed to the bed however, changed his mood from playful to pissed-off. "Release the beautiful lady, or s**t will hit the fan, boys." he growled, then . . . as if he was really preparing to fi- no, wait . . . what the fu-?!? CAMERON JAMES BENOIT, SINCE WHEN DO YOU KNOW KUNG FU?!?
"Black Belt Jones is on Youtube!"
He then looked like he was going into what looked like the Drunken Master position with a hearty cry of "WHA-TAAAAAH!!!!!" fit for a Bruce Lee-knockoff.
((and the insanity continues. Feel free and wipe the floor with me, hon!))
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:47 pm
/// ^_^ ///
For a moment the officers just looked at each other. Clearly they couldn't just shoot off guns in the middle of a hospital. But they couldn't just let this man do whatever he wanted.
One of the officers turned back to CJ as more officers entered the room. "Sir, this is your only warning. Get down on your knees and put your hands behind your head. You've blown through a list of offences just by your driving. Let along nearly endangering lives by crashing into a hospital. And this woman has been wanted for questioning for vigilantee activity. Now step down, or we'll have to dissarm you."
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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:58 pm
C.J. rolled his eyes. "In a town full of Superheroes, it's a miracle you assholes have jobs." he growled, looking like he was about to get down on the ground.
One of the cops decided to come closer to C.J. at this time. He smirked at Misty, the sprang forth, using the cop as a springboard up in the air. "SIKE!!!" he yelped and caught the fan, going around and letting go in front of the police. "Nice to see I'm so wanted." he said as he dropped.
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:02 pm
A few of the officers holstered their guns, and instead pulled out their bats. The others put away their guns and pulled out their tazers and pepper spray.
Misty moved to get up, but the chain around her wrist reminded her that she couldn't go far. As did the gun pointed at her from the officer standing beside her.
The police opened fire with the pepperspray first. Ready to switch to the tazers if that didn't work. Then they'd just have to do it the old fashioned way if that didn't work.
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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:15 pm
Now rendered blind, the "heroic" C.J. turned essentially into a human twister with fists, throwing blows left and right. Getting to the point where this writer can't see s**t due to the massive DOGPILE in the room!! I know this goes against the contract we all signed as writers not to get involved, but I gotta do what I gotta do! Wait, hold up, I can see so- what are YOU doing on MY side of the fourth wall?!?
"Whew! Sorry, man. I had to get over here real fast. Hey, I know I told Soul I wouldn't do this, but can I borrow a frying pan?" he asked sweetly, sitting on the kitchen counter.
*Sigh* I guess, but clean it off.
"Thanks!! Now I gotta go rescue Misty . . . oh, by the way, tell Crystal I said hi . . . and HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLP!!!!!!" he yelped, diving back over the fourth wall.
"I'mma drop the bass like SKILLET!!! ALALALALALALALALALALAH!!!!!!!!!" he screamed, trying to hit whatever was a cop and was close.
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:39 pm
Aaaand....that was it. Several cops took aim at CJ with their tazers. Once they shot, the other officers tried to pummel the man with their bats, making sure that they weren't hit by the tazers or the pan.
Again Misty moved to try and help, but the officer beside her reminded her that he was there by pulling out his pepper spray. Unwillingly, she looked back at him, then leaned back in her bed. She could help him....she could easily help him. But with a gun and pepper spray so close to her...she'd be hit as soon as she tried to. And if she took care of this guy, the others would come at her as well.
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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:48 pm
((This has gotta be the weirdest fight in this guild.))
"YOU SONSABITCHES CAN'T DO THIS TO US!! WE'RE AMERICAN CITIZENS!! GET OFFA ME!!!!" he yelled, struggling and fighting back, fighting as hard as he could until he shot out of the dog-pile like a watermelon seed and gripped the fan, releasing himself over the cop holding Misty hostage.
"AWHOOOOGA!!! AWOOOOGA!!! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!!!" He screamed, slamming the pan over the cop's head.
KA-WHANG!!!!!!!!
He got the keys from the cop and tossed them to Misty. "Save yourself, hon! I got some unfinished business." he growled, rolling up his sleeves and dove at the sea of cops again.
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:11 pm
/// .....well that Casanova thing is definitely looking like a momentary day-dream thing right now anyway. XD ///
Misty sat there for a moment with a stunned expression on her face. Then she shook her head and moved to get off of the bed and head for the window. She took no more than three steps before the pain in her stomach flared up again.
She grunted and leaned onto the window as her other hand went to her stomach. She looked out the window, then looked back at the now massive pile of policemen.
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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:23 pm
((No worries, I'll fix this!! XD))
C.J. plowed through the cops and up to the doctor, who had just come back with Misty's X-rays. Smiling as he took the papers he tipped his hat to the doctor. "The hospitality's great, but the privacy here STINKS!!!" he said with a laugh as he looked at it. "Mail the manager my bill and- uhh . . . what would y'all suggest for the lovely lady in question?" he asked as one of the officers came up and tried to arrest C.J. from behind, only to meet with the frying pan.
"Sorry about the frying pan, dude." he said over the fourth wall.
My . . . frying pan . . . just go save Misty! I'll yell at you for this later!!
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:27 pm
The doctor looked around the room with a heavy frown. "Well, I'd suggest that she stays here until we can further treat her. By what the x-rays are showing, she's far too thin to have the size of children she has in her stomach right now. One wrong move and they could easily damage one of her internal organs." the man replied.
Misty froze for a moment.
She had been sleeping quite a lot within the past few weeks. More asleep and in bed than she had been up and about. It was possible that they kept growing while she rested.
And....Warp's powers....only worked on keeping her body....not so....oh no....
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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:27 pm
[Enter Lady Deathstrike from Surrounding Area of Gotham]
Teleporting into the hospital in a 'blind' near one of the outside smoking areas, Yuriko walked into the hospital wearing nurse's scrubs and very casually made her way to the elevator. Once in the vertical conveyance, the Japanese assassin tapped the button for ICU....
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:34 pm
C.J. groaned. Hey, YOU'RE the fugitive from the law here, Benoit!
"OH COME ON!!! What's next? Skuld's Character that just showed up trying to run me through with a stick?!"
No . . . Misty needs bed rest. Last I checked, THE BATMOBILE DOESN'T HAVE A BED IN IT!! As well as the fact you have half the ENTIRE Gotham City Police Department after you and on TOP OF ALL THAT, YOU! SCRATCHED! MY! SKILLET!!
"Jesus, you are SO protective of this thing. No WONDER you're just sitting there on your back deck."
He looked back at the doctor. "Okay, we'll stay. How far are they along, doc?" he asked. Hoping for the best at this point.
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Elmira of Elkwood Captain
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:37 pm
"Well, I can't tell for sure without any information from the lady, but....I'd say that they're about seven months or so. Maybe more. It's hard to tell with how close they are together." the doctor replied.
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:43 pm
C.J. looked at Misty. "Change of plans, hon. We'd better stay here for now. At least 'til we figure out a safer way fer all y'all to be alright." he said, pacing the floor. Do a C-section now and those kids were in a world of trouble . . . try to escape, SHE'D be in a world of trouble, none of the solutions to the current problem got them out of the world of trouble!! Not good. Not good at all . . . and I'm not even the FATHER!!! he thought.
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:24 pm
Yuriko calmly entered ICU and checked the charts... finding the last women to be admitted. Of the three women admitted recently, only one was the right age: Misty Gallay, RM 2304. Yuriko read her charts and saw the analysis about her pregnancy...
Perfect.... This will be easier than I thought, Lady Deathstrike thought to herself. Remotely accessing the hospital's database, and sent up orders for an ultrasound, had the printout come to the station she was closest to, and pulled that order off the printer and made her way to RM 2304.
When Yuriko got there, she first saw the doctor present and showed him the orders, "Doctor? Ummmm Doctor Hynamann just ordered an... ultrasound...."
Deathstrike found herself staring at the pile of police officers and jsut stood there just blinking for a few seconds.
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