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 Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 5:12 pm
reignofhavok Today Klein said "69" in a really funny voice. 69...remember what bradford said,"fingering and toungueing are two different things but you need to do them at the same time."
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Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 5:16 pm
psyvamp07 reignofhavok Today Klein said "69" in a really funny voice. 69...remember what bradford said,"fingering and toungueing are two different things but you need to do them at the same time." I don't remember that at all! Did he say it in front of us all?
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Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 5:17 pm
reignofhavok psyvamp07 reignofhavok Today Klein said "69" in a really funny voice. 69...remember what bradford said,"fingering and toungueing are two different things but you need to do them at the same time." I don't remember that at all! Did he say it in front of us all? oh wait that was only the freshman class.
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Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:58 pm
Please, my BD always makes us laugh. Of course he cracks us up everytime though. xd blaugh
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Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 7:28 pm
It's not exactly something my band teacher said, but here goes...
Carlin: *Stangles Ms. Eiland, and won't give her back her sunglasses*.
Ms. Eiland: Give them back to me!!! Grrr! *sais something else I can't remember*.
Carlin:.....Did you just say I'm gonna rape you???...... eek rofl rofl rofl
Band camp...good times...good times...
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Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 8:19 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 9:40 pm
So how do you get a tuba player to get off your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 12:08 am
our band teacher has now reformed to calling himself 'daddy.' i don't know why, but he has. like, when we were marching in practice, we went through the whole thing just about perfectly, and he's like, 'that looks very good, much better, and it makes daddy very happy.' of course he's messin around when he says this, but still it just seems so wrong...
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 12:11 am
LaunchZig "If you hold that note out long, I will slap you...from here...WITH MY TONGUE." heh-heh-heh...that's hilarious. I could envision my teacher doing that... xp
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 12:19 pm
We were at practice this past Wednesday evening. Well, wednesday's aren't our best playing days and we never shut up. We were working on the drill for the senior show and no one was paying attention. There was a part I missed, because it came from the trumpets in the front on the other side of the parking lot, and then my squad sees Jeff (our directors: Mr. L. Lucas, Mr. T. Lucas, Mr. J. Lucas, and Miss Luts) run to the ladder and grab the microphone (we have a speaker because no one in the back can hear the directors or the drum major) and yell, "Violence is not the answer, except in drills!" It was funny at the time.
There are other times when Jeff tries to rap and it's saddly funny. And there are other times, like last night, when he just seems odd. He walked from section to section like 5 min. before half time told them to play concert A, Bb, D, F, Bb, and A. Apparently it's "hollaback girl" or part of it. But then he had to run around telling everyone to stop playing because we had to line up for the show. He's wierd.
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 8:52 pm
Mike (asst. BD) Did we get our shirts?
Mr Rausch (BD) Yes
Mike: So what do they look like
Rausch: *pause* uh... shirts? rofl you kinda had to be there, but I thought it was funny...
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Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 6:05 pm
Here's one from our Asst. band director/percussion instructor:
"Grab the Stick and Squeeze"
and another:
"Who ran me over during that last drill move?!"
(student raises hand nervously)
"Good"
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Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 11:14 am
Hmmm, my BD say's alot of funny things, but I can't really remember any of them. n_n;;
I guess one thing I remember was when we were learning music at Band Camp, and all the flutes were really out of tune. He looked at the band and said. "This is your brain....This is your brain on Flute." Everyone started to laugh. Now all the flutes have shirts with that written on them.
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Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 5:54 pm
Thursday Practice:
Mr.Hendricks, Mr.Lamos and Mr.Hoey were up in this Cherry picker thingie for a "mock-Comp".... Well, Mr.Hendricks was "introducing" our band and said "Directed by A bald black guy, a white boy and a Mexican.." We almost fell over laughing... Some of us did
Today:
We had a competition today and we were walking past a drumline that was practicing. Well, Lamos grabbed Mario, one of our symbal players, but the arm and pointed and said "Listen and learn!" That was frickin hilarious...
A few days ago:
Lamos was playing X-box against Hoey and Hoey won... Lamos was like, this isn't over you filthy saltine!" Note: Saltines are crackers... Hoey is White, Lamos is Mexican....
My BDs are great....
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Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 7:36 pm
Our director, Ms. Smith, has this P.A. she always uses because otherwise, we can't hear her. So after practice one day, we were all crowded around and the parents were out in the parking lot. She was giving us the normal lecture about not making fun of other people. As she was listing things that you shouldn't call people, the P.A. cuts out and it doesn't come until she says "Skank" and it came out wicked loud. Just imagine what our parents thought ... biggrin
Also, she always has this thing about how we're all her kids because she doesn't have any of her own .... Well, one day she was talking about the fact that we're a family, then she looks over at one of our MANY band couples and says "I don't approve of incest in the band room." I guess you had to be there ... but it was really funny.
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