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| POLLWHORE |
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 Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:21 pm
((My friend, I really think this is a conversation that you don't want to get in to. I have stories. twisted ))
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:27 pm
((If you're not familiar with the term "Strappado" then your stories are weaksauce.
If you are, they just might be kinky enough to amuse me. Just maybe.))
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:32 pm
((I know of it, yes. I don't think you have enough balls to do that. xd
How bout we get back to the RP and stop creeping out the only chick that does it with us, hmm?))
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:36 pm
Jokerman-EXE ((I know of it, yes. I don't think you have enough balls to do that. xd How bout we get back to the RP and stop creeping out the only chick that does it with us, hmm?)) ((Are you kidding? Strappado and stockings are probably my biggest fet- ... ... You know what? We should end this conversation. At least in end it publicly (NO NOT PUBICLY). Also... Jokerman-EXE ((I know of it, yes. I don't think you have enough balls to do that. xd How bout we get back to the RP and stop creeping out the only chick that does it with us, hmm?)) Jokerman-EXE ((How bout we get back to the RP and stop creeping out the only chick that does it with us, hmm?)) Jokerman-EXE ((stop creeping out the only chick that does it with us, hmm?)) Jokerman-EXE ((the only chick that does it with us, hmm?)) Jokerman-EXE ((chick that does it with us)) ))
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:41 pm
((The boobs are no longer particularly pleased. Teeth scare the boobs.
Okay, Bayer, I am officially taking the psychic stuff, as it just occurred to me that she is built like a stick, and would not be able to carry something like that.))
Jaclyn noticed the jovial little group and immediately started toward them, her expression openly hostile. "Nice job, Paul," she growled, "You managed to capture the guy after he blew up 20 city blocks." Her eyes flicked from Devin's face to Jack's without becoming any more friendly, or even particularly curious. "And the new guys. You helped with that amazing feat, didn't you?"
((THERE! I POSTED SOMETHING USEFUL! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? xp I thought my comments on giant laser cannons and boobs were very useful, personally.))
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:46 pm
"Yes, through the amazing awareness of the situation and what the ******** was going on, we managed to stop the bad guys before harm was done," Devin declared, dumping Alexandrov to the floor. "You ********, if I wasn't paranoid and licensed for concealed carry, I would've been dragged into that shitfest unarmed."
((The boobs fear teeth?
The boobs are weak!
The boobs shall not know their true potential. This is sad.
<_<))
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:46 pm
((And I absolutely agree. With the boobs, that is.))
Lito chuckled. He had been thinking the same thing.
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:55 pm
((Agree with the boobs, or agree with me about the boobs?))
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:57 pm
((The boobs think that you have no idea what you are talking about, Venom. The boobs are not interested in pain of that magnitude, thank you very much.))
Jaclyn was clearly not impressed by the language. "What the ****? No damage? Was there or wasn't there an explosion that took out several buildings, jack***? And I heard from one of the cleanup people that you guys slid down a ****ing chute into the enemies arms. You can't blame a screw up like that on not being prepared."
((Please tell me if I'm messing something up; I tried to read everything, but it was a lot to get through.))
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:02 pm
((If it's "pain of that magnitude," your guy is clearly doing it wrong.
Either he needs instructions from a professional such as myself, or you need a guy who either
a) Has more experience
b) Gets it right on the first try because he's awesome
... I'm both, but unlike Joe, who would claim the same, I'm not an internet rapist.
<_<
>_>
In other news, CQB has the BEST. OOC. EVAR.))
"Yes. Yes, m'dear, that was the point," Devin replied iraetly. "There was no damage in the exact same sense that you you gave us any knowledge of the situation whatsoever. Damn it, we were taking guesses at who the hell we were fighting while we were pinned behind a barricade halfway through this operation!"
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:06 pm
((Damn you Venom, stop hitting on the chick I was gonna hit on! xp ))
Lito's chuckle died as he suddenly found something very interesting to look at on the ground.
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Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:14 pm
((I am uncertain of how to respond to that, Joe.))
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Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:19 am
((Damnit! I'm missing so much good OoC! I'm joining, today, probably xp
EDIT: I like how three fourths of the characters are snipers xd
I'm definitely not going in that direction.))
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Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:27 am
((Riiiiight. The boobs cannot be held responsible for the masochistic tendencies of other girls. You know how guys react when they see another guy get kicked in the balls? It is much the same thing with you talking about boobs and teeth. *shudder* Yikes.
Yes, OOC is much fun. What kind of psychic stuff do I get? ))
Jaclyn raised her eyebrows. "Oh, I'm sorry. Did you not volunteer for this mission? When you did, were you or were you not told that there would be a lot of unknown variables? And if you were taking guesses while taking cover, that only makes it more clear that Paul got a bunch of ****ing amateurs, because who you were fighting was precicely beside the point."
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Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:28 am
((Good gosh.))
Paul shrugged. "Let 'em off easy, Jaclyn. I screwed up on getting the info to them - they weren't gonna blow for hours yet I thought. And... yeah, that was my fault. If they had known what was going on they might have done better."
Alexandrov groaned and Paul kicked him. Hard. He didn't groan again for a little while at least.
"I should've told you earlier, but heck, I wasn't even sure if you'd believe me. Point is, we're going to be encountering the Spetznaz and their Special division very frequently in the upcoming future. I'll have to get you profiles on who they've got, besides Alexandrov. And maybe not Serkhov anymore, he might be dead.
"Anyway, Jaclyn, if you're done yelling at us, we'll go in."
((EDIT: Oh psychic things!
Be creative.
You might even get away with limited telekinesis.))
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