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 Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:21 am
((Okay seriously. I didn't beat FFXII yet, but I'm wondering...does Larsa die? I thought he did as far as I got with the game...))
This one's parody inspired.
FFX:
Yuna: *Lets out a loud fart right behind everyone.* *Pinches her nose and waves her hand in front of her face.* Woah, Tidus! Lay off the beans why don't you?
Tidus: What? That wasn't me.
*Everyone glares at Tidus.*
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:02 pm
"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
@Zero: Nice Zidane one, he's too nice for his own good. FFIXKuja: Yo! Wazzup, bishes?! I'm bout to blow yo @$$es up! Because Kuja is so elegant and poetic, I would die of disbelief and laughter. FFTAPrince Mewt: Mama, I want Marche found!!!! Stricter laws! All clans have to report to the palace! Queen Rememdi: *slaps* Will you shut up! I don't care what you want. I have to take care of the citizens, not a whiny brat!
"Oh, you ca'n't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. . . ."
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Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 6:42 am
Thanks, Hikari Bunni Tenshi. Nice Kuja one.
FFVII:
Barrent: I'm tired of this gun, foo! I'm just gonna get a claw like cap'n Hook!
Marleen: *praying* Oh please please PLEASE put Denzel out of his misery.
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Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:36 pm
Zerotheslayer Marleen: *praying* Oh please please PLEASE put Denzel out of his misery. Oh my God, that's awful! xd (By the way, as for your Larsa question? If you really want to know before you beat the game, [ he does live]. You'll have to find out yourself what happens to him, though!)
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Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 6:32 pm
@Thanks, Ravenwolf. You can delete your answer now if you want, or leave it up. And I know it's awful, but again, this is things that they'd never say (I hope).
Final Fantasy VII:
Aerith's Ghost appears to Cloud.
Cloud: Aerith. How's the promised land?
Aerith: Horrible, Cloud. It's always hot and always burning. It stinks terribly, and occasionally a red horned man pokes me with a pitchfork.
Cloud: *sweatdrop*
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 7:30 pm
"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
FFVIIISquall: I feel pretty, oh so pretty and witty and GAY! And I pitty any girl who isn't me!
"Oh, you ca'n't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. . . ."
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 8:41 pm
XD. Poor Squall.
I have a few for FFIX. These are for those of you who might fail majorly or maybe succeed majorly at some of the minigames and sidequests and stuff, but even if you don't, maybe you'll still find these to be pretty funny, or at least readable and tolerable, I hope.
First one:
You know how Vivi is the one who starts out learning to play and playing card games, if you play them right? Well...
Zidane: *Goes and gambles away all of the cards in card games that he just can't seem to win.*
Vivi: *Notices some time later that his cards are all gone and confronts Zidane.* Zidane you buttwipe! You stole all my cards! Give them back!
Zidane: I can't, I lost them all!
Vivi: You...you lost all my cards? I'm going to kill you for that! *Casts a fireball at Zidane.*
Zidane: *Sobs as he runs around, trying to put out the fire.* YEEEEOWCH! I'm sorreeeeeeeee!
The second one:
*Choco and Zidane finally find the last chocograph, the last chocograph piece, the last chocograph treasure, the last dead pepper treasure, and finished the sidequest completely. Choco is at his finest stage, the golden stage, and the Mognet Centeral and Chocbo's Paradise and other related sidequests that you need Choco for are finished.*
Quena: (Now this, maybe Quena would say. It's what Zidane says that you'll probably never hear him say.) "Zidane, I hungry. I eat chocobo now?"
Zidane: "Sure, why not? He's of no further use to me."
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 12:35 pm
xXlittlelula14Xx this happens in FFVII when cait sith says that cloud and aerith make a good couple::. aerith:hooray! Tifa: what do you mean "hooray"? how do you know he likes you?huh? aerith: thats easy! he agreed to come with me to gold saucer trolly! cloud: no i didnt. you forces me... aerith: oh so you dont like me all of a sudden?! cloud: its not That... Tifa: so you like me then? cloud:uuhm... Tifa & aerith: PICK ONE OF US NOW CLOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scream Cloud: ok you know what? that is IT. i pick Barret!
Funny thing is, you can actually go on a date with Barret...
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Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 12:55 pm
((You can? How is that possible? It doesn't matter, I guess. I lent out my FFVII game to someone and apparently it got thrown out. The same happened to two Kingdom Hearts games (I think it was both, the same thing happening to them, and a bunch of books that I expected to get back that were actually Christian books...I'm not happy about it.))
Anyway, I've got another one. I can picture Eiko saying this, but it's Zidane that's the one who'll say what I don't think you'll hear from him.
Eiko: I love you, Zidane! Leave Dagger and marry me!
Zidane: ...Eiko...*sweatdrops and points to a corner in the room*...go stand in the corner and think about what you just said.
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Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 2:49 pm
Zerotheslayer ((You can? How is that possible? It doesn't matter, I guess. I lent out my FFVII game to someone and apparently it got thrown out. The same happened to two Kingdom Hearts games (I think it was both, the same thing happening to them, and a bunch of books that I expected to get back that were actually Christian books...I'm not happy about it.)) Anyway, I've got another one. I can picture Eiko saying this, but it's Zidane that's the one who'll say what I don't think you'll hear from him. Eiko: I love you, Zidane! Leave Dagger and marry me! Zidane: ...Eiko...*sweatdrops and points to a corner in the room*...go stand in the corner and think about what you just said. Haha, nice. xd Yep, you can go on a date with Barret at the Gold Saucer (but it's tough). Wow, that's awful, though. confused I'd stop lending stuff to those people if I were you.
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Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 3:14 pm
Haha, thanks.
Yeah, well...I'll probably keep lending things out to people anyway. Besides, it wasn't the person who threw out the stuff I lent to him...I think.
Oh, this one's maybe more for those of you who've read walkthroughs or actually done this thing, but apparently there's an item that you can only get if you reach that last dungeon place on FFIX within 12 hours (I think), or some other time limit. If that's not the case, then oh well...but seriously.
Steiner: *It's his sword, I think anyway.* *Shows up at 12 hours and one minute into the game* "What do you mean I can't get Excalibur II?" *Jumps up and down with that clanking armor of his* I'm not late! Zidane, this is all your fault! *points at Zidane* If you hadn't kidnapped the princess, we could have been here by now!
Zidane: *sweatdrops* Steiner, if I hadn't kidnapped the princess, we probably wouldn't be here at all. Come on, let's just go kick the bad guy's butt so I can get home in the next three hours and pee. I only peed once during this whole entire game, I really gotta go!
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:40 am
Zerotheslayer I have another one I want to put on here, even though it's taking another turn. Final Fantasy X/X-2 Rikku: Do you think this skirt's too short? never Rikku, never too short
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:42 am
Ravenwolf ((Wow, I can totally imagine Tidus becoming this insanely intense golfer. He'd have some golf equivalent of the Sphere Shot... xd Oh crap! Now I'm imagining him dressed all golfer-y!)) Sephiroth: "But Mommy, I don't want to go to school today. I want to stay home and bake cookies with yoooou!" space jam!
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:18 am
I think i got a few.
Final Fantasy 10
Lulu: *burps and looks at Wakka.* Wakka, say excuse me, you dumb a** dont you have any manners?
Wakka: **looks at Lulu** What the ******** are you talking bout woman? Dont blame me, blame yourself.
Final fantasy 12
Balthier: Govment came and took my baby!!! *cries*
Fran: What are you talking about Balthier, you cant have babies
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:31 pm
"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
@Zero: It's the terrace of Memoria and you have to reach it in 12 hours to get Excalibur II. I've never done it, but I've read it on enough sites to know. Just because I thought of them today. FFIX (as you can tell, I'm obsessed with this one) *simultaniously* Zorn: Revenge we must get! Thorn: Gysahl pickles I want! FFX-2 (during perfect ending cutscene)Yuna: Tidus!!!! *runs to him* Tidus: *waves* Hey, Yuna. *Rikku jumps off ship* Tidus: *sees Rikku and runs past Yuna* Rikku, so dnia muja!!! Yuna: Either I picked up the wrong Al Bhed Primers or someone's getting a bullet in their a**. Al Bhed Translation: [ Rikku, my true love!!!]
"Oh, you ca'n't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. . . ."
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