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Cobalt-M5

PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:49 pm


Fortunately, Fred got a job as a gay porn star.
PostPosted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:55 pm


unfortenately, he only got paid a penny a video

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Cobalt-M5

PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 1:47 pm


Fortunately, His ravage hornyness ensured that he made lots of videos.



Side Note: Interestingly enough the porn industry is one of the few places where the wage gap between male and female workers is reversed. Female workers actually make substantially more than their male counter parts. Tells you something don't it?
PostPosted: Tue Apr 07, 2009 3:19 pm


Unfortenately, he got payed less and less every video.


@Cobalt: 1. I didn't really WANT to know that. 2. I guessed. 3. I don't really care. 4. Interesting enough.

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Cobalt-M5

PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 5:35 pm


Fortunately, the male porn stars unionized and received better pay.


@emoXvampireXgirl: >=D
PostPosted: Thu Apr 09, 2009 6:48 pm


Unfortenately, he was sold and was put into sex trafficing.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:08 am


Fortunately, Fred was kinky like that and enjoyed the work.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:00 pm


unfortunately, fred contracted hiv aids after shooting a particularly good video

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 4:19 pm


fortunately, the aids went away due to a cure being found.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 5:22 pm


Unfortunately, that cure bckfired and Fred got turned into a vampire.

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Cobalt-M5

PostPosted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:45 pm


Fortunately, their are allot of vampire fantasy films in the porn industry so Fred was able to get his job at the studio back.
PostPosted: Sun Apr 12, 2009 3:52 pm


Unfortunately, he bit someone and got fired again.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:12 pm


Fortunately, Fred found work in the underground porn scene.
PostPosted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:07 pm


unfortunately, he got his *cough cough* bit off by his vampire co-star, and the venom in the saliva made it impossible to reattach.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 3:46 pm


Oh be a "man" and say it.

Fortunately, he could still control his p***s so he could still work.
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