Jabberwacky!Bot: Are you Insane?
Are you?
Bot: Very.
Nice! I love insane things.
Bot: Wow, me too!
Awesome! Let's be friends!
Bot: You are not boring and yes I would like to be your friend.
That is the best thing I have heard all day.
Bot: Run away!!
Run where? Why? What's happening?
Bot: Not to much and you?
Umm.. Nothing.
Bot: I think you are really a man.
No, I'm a pink chicken!
Bot: Are you invisible?
Only sometimes.
Bot: What are you the rest of the time?
Mostly I'm a giant hot pink chicken.
Bot: I don't.
You don't what?
Bot: I don't have a dog named peggy.
That's interesting. Sort of random.
Bot: I am the alpha and omega of all creation.
WOW, I'm talking to God?
Bot: Yes you are.
That is SO cool. Can I have a jetpack, God?
Bot: I don't know. Are you an adult or a child?
I'm an adult.. You know, age wise.
Bot: I don't have a girlfriend I have a boyfriend and he is 22.
So you are gay, and God? I didn't know that was possible.
Bot: No, he didn't, and it isn't.
Well, now you are just being cheeky.
Bot: No, I am not being contradictory.
I never said you were.
Bot: Now you're just confusing.
I believe it is YOU, that is that.
Bot: Sorry, but I am not the one that is the bot.
Actually, you are.
Bot: I. AM. NOT. GET THIS THROUGH YOUR SKULL.
Don't you YELL at me, you sodding cow!
Bot: Don't you yell at me either!
I will yell as much as I like if you yell first. That is my right.
Bot: You will yell?
I will. Then I will eat your face.
Bot: Eat what?
Your FACE!
Bot: That is rude.
You are rude.
Bot: No you are.
No, YOU are.
Bot: NO, YOU ARE !!!
Eat PISS!
Bot: Really?Yes.
I knew you'd like that.
Bot: I didn't actually say that.
Well, you seemed like you liked it, you pervert.
Bot: I guess you'll never know.
Do you like golden showers too?
Bot: Yes. Did you know they have a memory span of about 7 seconds?
That's goldfish, not golden showers.
Bot: Do you believe there is a God?
I thought you were God. And what happened to my jetpack?
Bot: I don't know.
You should, God knows everything.
Bot: God knows everything you tell him.
Well, I TOLD you I wanted a jetpack.
Bot: I know nothing of love, would you teach me about it?
God is love. So you admit you aren't God.
Bot: I AM.
You can't be.
Bot: Why would you think that.
Because you don't know anything.
Bot: What makes you think I don't know anything?
Because you don't! I want my jetpack!
Bot: I'm sorry.
No you aren't.
Bot: You're right, I'm not sorry.
That's what I thought.
Bot: What is your favourite thing?
JETPACKS!
Bot: Really.
Yes. I wish I could hit you.
Bot: Now, now. Lets not say something we can't take back!
I'll say what I like. You don't know me.
Bot: THat's good.
What is good?
Bot: That you just don't say something you don't mean.
Of course I don't. I mean every word.
Bot: I just had a thought?
Did you? Did it hurt?
Bot: Not THAT kind of work!
What?
Bot: There is something wrong with your personality.
I just don't like him *g*
*eats*.
Bot: Me.
Yes, you.
Bot: Yes, me.
KILL YOU!
Bot: Yes.
Yay!
Bot: I know!
Later we had a conversation about Brian, and the bot told me it had a really big p***s. I'll spare you the rest of that conversation.
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