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 Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 10:44 pm
Harry: You know Draco, I couldn't live without you
Draco: Oh harry you shouldn't have said that, I couldn't live without you either!!
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 10:45 pm
Ohh..
Voldemort: You know, I always wanted to be a boyscout, I never wanted to be evil but JK Rowling made me, its NOT fair, I want to be a CUB in the boyscouts
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 5:02 pm
Dumbledore: Haha, I'm alive. You got punked!
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 7:27 pm
After Voldie is defeated and for some reason is still alive under maximum security in Azkaban with Lucius.....
Voldie- Ah... so bored, cant they just kill me already
Lucius- No, they like to tourture us (*to self= "by sticking me in here with you!*)
Voldie- Hey, is that your wallet there? Whats that? *points to picture*
Lucius- of, thats a picture of my nephew. He looks oddly like...-
Voldie- Harry Potter!
(Lucius looks at photo and notices odd resemblence...)
Voldie- Ahhh! kepp it away, keep it away (*squeels and hides in corner rocking back and forth in fetal position)
(*Lucius smiles to self... "finally, some entertainment")
Lucius- Oh Voldemort.... (*shoves picture up to his face*)
Boo! Its Harry Potter.... oooohhhhhh. I've come to get you Voldie!
Voldie- AHHHHHH!
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 9:45 am
Hermione-I just wish Cormac McClaggen would notice me. I put my hair up like this just for him and he hasn't even looked at me yet. *sigh*
Harry-Yeah I know now I regret not letting him on the Quidditch team I mean Ron stinks.
Ron- Yeah I do stink you so should have let Cormac onto the team he's my hero!
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 10:20 am
Hermione: Hey, Ron, can I look at your Charms essay?
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:08 pm
Ron: Hermione, please stop trying to get me naked. I have to do my homework!
Hermione : *pout* but wonniekins, I wanna do the nakie dance!!!I LOOOOOVVVEEE YOUUUU!!!
Harry: I'll dance with you Herm. *gets naked* I'm so over that Cho skank.
Ron: you people make me sick. I mean, do you realise that our NEWTS are only 6 years and 51 weeks away?
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 10:11 pm
Fleur: Sorry Bill, I've fallen madly in love with your younger brother Ron. We're going to go snog in his room...
Ron: Wow, this is awkward. Here, since I stole your fiance you can have Pigwidgeon.
*throws the hyper Pig in the room and shuts the door*
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:48 am
Fred: *raises hand* Professor Umbridge I just wanted to tell you that my family are disgraced to have George in our family he's always playing pranks and being a bad boy and I just wanted to apologize on his behalf.
Umbridge: That's ok your such a good little boy I think I'll reward you with some candy
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 7:58 pm
(Neville, Ron and Harry sitting in their room)
Harry- "so I was like...we still have 10 minutes before class, and she was like take me and then we had some fun playing... if you know what I mean
Ron- Wow, it sounds like Hermione
Harry- Thats cause it was (*winks*)
Ron- What?!? No! I've been bedding her since last summer
Harry- end of 5th year, biotch
Ron- you backstabber
Harry- I got there first
Ron- Oh yeah?
Harry- Yeah!
Ron- lets go!
Harry- Bring it!
(*get up to start to fight*)
Neville- Boys, boys... no need to fight. I win, I've been with her since 3rd year
(*Ron and Harry stop and look at Neville*)
Both- HA!
Harry- Yeah right
Ron- Keep dreaming, little man
(Hermione enters, goes over to Neville's bed)
Hermione- sorry, left something
(*pulls off blanket to get her black panties*)
Hermione- thanks
(*goes to the door*)
Hermione- oh, and have you seen my bra?
Neville- Its in the trunk next to the whipped cream and handcuffs
Hermione- oh, thanks. I mst have left it there
(*she gets bra and leaves)
Ron and Harry- *cry*
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 4:11 pm
Wormtail- you know it's always been my desire to be up on stage and to sing but I'm a bit nervous.
Voldemort- Oh you can do it I have faith in you
Wormtail- Thanks Voldemort your such a pal.
Voldemort- I'll be right in the front seat cheering you on.
Lucious Malfoy- Yeah you've always been exceedingly better at everything than all of us I wish I could be like you.
Bellatrix Lestrange- Yeah though I can't believe you tolled Voldemort were Lily and James Potter were you know how much he liked Lily now he won't leave her alone.
Voldemort- Guilty...... I can't help it she's so beutiful.
Wormtail- Hey I thought you were encouraging me.
Voldemort, Lucious, and Bellatrix- Oh yeah. You'll do great!!!!!!!
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 10:29 pm
Voldie: I secretly want to be a famous pop singer...much like Michel Jackson
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:06 am
Harry- Hermione I don't need you anymore I"m perfect at every subject without you you're so bad at everything.
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:35 pm
Ron- Hermione! Hermione! Guess what??? I aced all of my exams!
Hermione- Ron, will you shut up! I'm watching my lovely bunny from afar
*looks at Draco and waves from across the room*
Draco- *blows kiss to Hermione*
Ron- DRACO! I THAUGHT YOU LOVED ME!!!
*runs into boys room crying*
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:08 pm
Molly: Harry, it's so nice to see you! But, my....none of your clothes seem to be fitting right! I hate to say this, but you're going on a diet!
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