Greek Mythology Chain Story

[Kenamarin_Shukai]

Me: Okay, Hermes, give Zeus the leash! mrgreen
Hermes: Got it! *speeds away with leash*
Ares: What about us?
Me: Panic like you've never panicked before.  

[Queen-of-the-Rogue]

Hermes hands Zeus the leash. Artemis uses a dog whistle to get Cerberus's attention and the dog takes off with Zeus in tow.

Ares and everyone else: Cerberus is running wild again! What are we gonnsa do?!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

[Kenamarin_Shukai]

Me: Leash, check. Cerberus, check. Panicking gods...
Ares: *speeding by* FVJJGRREEWQADGHKOPPIYGGGDEEEEFGJIIUTR2WSDBHJOP08YRWASFBJITBYYERHIO8YREEEEEDDRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Me: Check. We're good to go. mrgreen

~MEANWHILE~

Zeus: Get back here, Cerberus!! scream  

[Queen-of-the-Rogue]

Apollo: Oh he's never gonna get Cerberus to calm down yelling that.

Artemis: You have to take him for a long run before he'll listen and even then you can't yell at him or he'll panic.

Apollo: Yes he's sensitive. All he wants is to do good. He just gets excited.  

[Kenamarin_Shukai]

Artemis: Just a wee bit. wink

~MEANWHILE~

Me: HI CERBERUS!!! mrgreen
Cerberus: WOOF!! *hops away in the sunset*
Me: BYE CERBERUS!! YOU RULE!! mrgreen *waving as Cerberus hops away to the horizon in a way that it would be a REALLY cheesy ending to a movie about friendship*
Zeus: *chasing Cerberus in the same way as stated above and yelling the following words in Greek* CERBERUS!!! GET BACK HERE OR I'LL FLAY YOU ALIVE!!! AND YOU WON'T GET KIBBLES FOR A WEEK!!!!

~IN THE UNDERWORLD~

Hades: Ah, Zeus. What an idiot...makes me think of the good ol' times.
Persephone: Dear, I have to remind you, you and Zeus had no good times.
Hades: Actually, I'm talking about the time he was in the electric chair...
Persephone: Oh, that was fun.
Hades: Yes. Yes it was.  

[Queen-of-the-Rogue]

Artemis: I don't know about you Apollo but that's what I call a good day's work.

Apollo: I agree Temi and dad telling Cerberus no kibble for a week priceless!

Artemis: Especially since Cerberus doesn't eat Kibble.  

[Kenamarin_Shukai]

Cerberus: WOOF!!! *running around causing havoc*
Zeus: GET BACK HERE CERBERUS!!!! REMEMBER THE KIBBLE!!!
Cerberus: *in animal* I DON'T EAT KIBBLE YOU MORON!!! THE CLOSEST THING I GET TO KIBBLE IS A DUMB SPIRIT!!!
Apollo: You tell him Cerberus!! xd  

[Queen-of-the-Rogue]

Artemis: Exactly how has dad kept his position as king of the Gods if he can't even remember that Cerberus doesn't eat Kibble?

Apollo: He has the lightning bolts and everyone except Hera is to lazy to take over the position and we're dad's favorites so we never do anything to jeopardize we blame it all on Ares Hermes and Eros.

Artemis: True and the responsibility of being in charge would leave very little time for hunting.  

[Kenamarin_Shukai]

Me: *writing in notebook about experience with gods and using different names for each god*
Hephaestus: *sees me* What are you doing, Kharis?
Me: Writing this for future experiences, not for fame or anything. This will inspire me to write other stories in the future. mrgreen
Hephaestus: Okay, then... *continues panicking*
Zeus: *chasing Cerberus and stops to see me* Why aren't YOU panicking? scream
Me: Because if you leave animals alone, they usually leave YOU alone. mrgreen It's the Circle of Solitariness. mrgreen mrgreen  

[Queen-of-the-Rogue]

Artemis: Kharis do step put of the way.

APollo: Father you aren't allowed to touch those under Temi's protection remember?

Artemsi: Yes you sowore by the River Styx you would leave those under my protection alone.  

[Kenamarin_Shukai]

Me: Oops, sorry! sweatdrop *hops away to some other location away from Cerberus*
Zeus: Nggh... confused Fine...I'll stay as far away from her as possible... confused confused
Artemis: Good, because with Cerberus hopping around the earth and everyone panicking, we wouldn't want this to get any messier, would we, Apollo? twisted
Apollo: *nodding sagely* Yes, Temi, that is very true. 3nodding 3nodding  

[Queen-of-the-Rogue]

When Zeus glances at them they both smile up at him angelically.

Zeus: Well at least I know you two aren't behind Cerberus running wild. I'm sure this interrupted your hunting time didn't it?

Twins: Yes! evil scream

Hera: When is he going to realize those two are playing him and have been for years? sweatdrop  

[Kenamarin_Shukai]

Demeter: Never... emo
Poseidon: Why so glum, Demeter?
Demeter: Persephone's in Hades and I miss her.
Hera: *sighs* Must we go through this EVERY SINGLE YEAR? scream  

[Queen-of-the-Rogue]

Demeter: I won't be happy till I have my baby back in my arms and away from that horrible man.

Hera: You do realie he's our brother Demeter and he's not that bad if you think about it.  

[Kenamarin_Shukai]

Demeter: See what I mean? If Hera likes him then he's bound to be evil!!! crying
Hera: I'm being serious, Demeter! scream I'm not acting all jealous like I'm stereotyped in the myths!!! mad