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In reference towards your signature. They're both stepped on. They're both property. They both have nice accoutrements, and they're both sexy.

Dislcaimer:

It's only poking fun.

What makes you think it's a "she?"

Well, there was this thread about a girl who was clearly being used by some guy only for sex, but she didn't realize it. She claimed that he kept getting together with her, breaking up, and than getting back together for a short time. She wanted to know if she should get back together with him.

I responded that she's clearly a booty call. She asked me if being a booty call was a good thing, and I responded that it was the highest thing a woman could ever aspire to be.

This enraged some other user who decided to get into an argument with me about my clear sexism. He told me that I only looked at women as doormats and that my view was wrong. He proceeded to name call at me, and threaten me. Anyway, my response was that he shouldn't be putting down the 'noble' door mat, as it clearly serves to help keep the house clean, much like women. And that I thought he was the sexist one because he was removing woman from the only role they were clearly good at (cleaning).

Appearantly my wonderful analogy pissed off some mod who decided to suspend me. But it also gave rise to my signature, so it's worth it, I guess.

Not so. Clearly you've heard of the term "friends with benefits."

No? The whole objective of the "friends w/ benefits" from the guy standpoint is to mislead the women you're boinking into thinking there's a slight chance you'll get together. Hence, it'll only cause problems if you don't refer to the lady-friends as just "friends."

It's strategic analysis. And that was really at most only four ways.

lol spam.

It honestly wouldn't surprise me if you were famous one day.