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You get the worst smell ever.

(I have gotten eppy 3.14, a head of cabbage, Suki's fans, a foggy swamp leaf hat, a penta-pus, a panda lilly, a slime bomb, a white lotus tile, Aang's noodle pic of Fire Lord Ozai, a free penguin sledding lesson, Lord Sonzin's hair, Appa, King Bumi's hat, an old Southern Water Tribe Comb, Sokka's carving for Yue [instaphail], a cup of Uncle's exotic tea, some fire flakes, a rabaroo, a platypus-bear egg, Haru's Moustache, cave wall goo, a subscription to Fire Nation Fashion Monthly, Zuko's makeup kit, Zuko, a sub powered by water bending, a successful java program made by air monks, a video of Azula and Fonda fighting each other (Go Fonda!), a plot resolving acorn, Fire Nation armor of Royalty, eye drops, Aang's glider metalized, the moon fish spirits, Sokka's Book of Insults and Sarcastic Comments (YAY!), a PO'd Adish (oh dead), a firebender's corpse (double oh dear), Kadaj wearing a Sephiroth wig screaming "LOVE ME MOTHER!!!" (I'll love you Kadaj!), an arm wrestling challenge from Jun, a get well soon card from TyLee, Tylenol: The Official Pain Reliever of the Avatar, severed head of those that complained of sore throats, bloodlust, Katara's ninja costume from trailer, Avatar Roku's dragon, one of Mai's blades, one of Dock's hats, a pass to leave the Royal Fire Academy for Girls early, a kiss from Sokka, Aang's hearing aid, Aang's dazed smile, Azula on caffeine (eep), a Sokka wig, a lecture from <3 Zuko <3 , a Momo smoothie, a burp from Sokka in my face, a burnt tongue, milk, a black eye, a pile of rocks, a sobbing monk, a charred corpse of an airbender(oh no!), a blood bender on antidepressants(that could be dangerous...), a piece of moldy, half-eaten cheese(ewww...), an angry Zuko, a scream from Katara, a suicide note from Azula(poor girl...), a poke in the eye from Sokka(ow...), greasy hands, a torn ligament, a vampiric Zuko, Fire Lord Ozai, a shiny silver coin, Appa's teeth in my arm(ow ow ow!), King Bumi, sky bison snot(ew!), iPod dip, a hungry tiger, tin poisoning, a non-Tinkerbell fairy, a swarm of sword-wielding germs, a gaping wound, a fainting person, a big rock, warm, mummified, Toph's hand, busted, and Zutara(nooooo!), a messy face, chapstick that Aang found in the secret tunnel, Avatar Roku, cheese puffs: Zuko's guilty pleasure, a cucumber slice for my eyes, Mai's zit-popping daggers, an airbender blowing himself backwards, scissors, 7-Up: Aang, Katara, Sokka, Toph, Appa, Momo, and Zuko!, a yelp from Sokka, the real reason for Toph's blindness, salt, wind, a shard, a sweater, a time bomb, an arrow on my forehead, the painting that Sokka is giving to Suki with the chocolate for Valentine's Day this year, blessed by the Avatar, Momo: the ultimate back scratcher, a swoon from Katara, a three-headed Appa, cough syrup from that crazy cat lady, a sick day, Iroh's "Leaves from the Vine" song, a cactus, Azula's deadly-explosive-lighting sneeze, the mystery of the two lovers, Katara's angst from episode The Southern Raiders, Zuko's deceased ponytail, Aang's new Glow worm stuffed toy, a Secret Secret Secret Secret Tunnel, Katara's Defeat-of-Fire-Lord-Ozai-and-Rebirth-of-the-Fire-Nation Day present from Zuko, Sokka's broken heart, a small slab of ice from the the Northern Water Tribe's Ice Palace (how did that get there?), Kuei's, the King of Ba Sing Se's, pair of glasses (how shiny and delightful!), a Lichee-flavored mint, and a battered hunk of metal from a destroyed air ship.)

*inserts phlem*

You get a chunk of ice from Azula getting a papercut. (Seeing as she is cold-hearted AND cold-blooded.)

(I have gotten a piece of the drill, a lame team name, a thunderstorm, a cream pie with Aang's face frosted on it to the face, a firework, a pipe fox spirit smoke, an unpleasant rainy evening, water, a little boy, a steam engine, Sokka's space rock sword, a dragon's egg, lots and lots of fog, a stolen waterbending scroll, one of them archer people who isn't Longshot, Jin's mole-horse thing, Jin's wip, Toph's space rock, "Sparky Sparky Boom Man", cactus juice, the crazy blood bender, fire flakes, the Beatles song "Number 9", Vampire Hunter Azula, the earth rumble champion belt, a foggy swamp flower, a wanted poster, the fortune teller lady's bowl, a rainstorm, Naruto's blood, a baby sabertooth, foiled, a swamp flower, an ant, a present I didn't want, Katara, the haiku lady's hair, a 'sold' sign, Book 2: Earth, 100 years, Toko, some space rock, spirit bending, a very happy Kataanger, Momo, Sokka's infatuation with me, the infamous headband, hot water, Zuko's breath of fire ability, the spirit world from Bleach, a badger-mole, Katara's rage, a note that says "I have never actually watched Ember Island Players", wounds, Ty Lee with her tongue stuck to the roof of her mouth, a question mark shaped scar, a smile, Toph's "space earth", a mineral, Katara's necklace, grain, my back thrown out - ow, the ashes of the Valentine for Zuko, Sokka and Suki, a thank you, an unfrozen frog, a bag of popcorn, a cob of corn, Azula, a cave, litchi nuts, an owlcat, a box to a puzzle, Toph's wrinkled kerchief, and General Zhao's fireball.)

*inserts mile-long tail*

You get Yue.

I have gotten eppy 3.14, a head of cabbage, Suki's fans, a foggy swamp leaf hat, a penta-pus, a panda lilly, a slime bomb, a white lotus tile, Aang's noodle pic of Fire Lord Ozai, a free penguin sledding lesson, Lord Sonzin's hair, Appa, King Bumi's hat, an old Southern Water Tribe Comb, Sokka's carving for Yue [instaphail], a cup of Uncle's exotic tea, some fire flakes, a rabaroo, a platypus-bear egg, Haru's Moustache, cave wall goo, a subscription to Fire Nation Fashion Monthly, Zuko's makeup kit, Zuko, a sub powered by water bending, a successful java program made by air monks, a video of Azula and Fonda fighting each other (Go Fonda!), a plot resolving acorn, Fire Nation armor of Royalty, eye drops, Aang's glider metalized, the moon fish spirits, Sokka's Book of Insults and Sarcastic Comments (YAY!), a PO'd Adish (oh dead), a firebender's corpse (double oh dear), Kadaj wearing a Sephiroth wig screaming "LOVE ME MOTHER!!!" (I'll love you Kadaj!), an arm wrestling challenge from Jun, a get well soon card from TyLee, Tylenol: The Official Pain Reliever of the Avatar, severed head of those that complained of sore throats, bloodlust, Katara's ninja costume from trailer, Avatar Roku's dragon, one of Mai's blades, one of Dock's hats, a pass to leave the Royal Fire Academy for Girls early, a kiss from Sokka, Aang's hearing aid, Aang's dazed smile, Azula on caffeine (eep), a Sokka wig, a lecture from <3 Zuko <3 , a Momo smoothie, a burp from Sokka in my face, a burnt tongue, milk, a black eye, a pile of rocks, a sobbing monk, a charred corpse of an airbender(oh no!), a blood bender on antidepressants(that could be dangerous...), a piece of moldy, half-eaten cheese(ewww...), an angry Zuko, a scream from Katara, a suicide note from Azula(poor girl...), a poke in the eye from Sokka(ow...), greasy hands, a torn ligament, a vampiric Zuko, Fire Lord Ozai, a shiny silver coin, Appa's teeth in my arm(ow ow ow!), King Bumi, sky bison snot(ew!), iPod dip, a hungry tiger, tin poisoning, a non-Tinkerbell fairy, a swarm of sword-wielding germs, a gaping wound, a fainting person, a big rock, warm, mummified, Toph's hand, busted, and Zutara(nooooo!), a messy face, chapstick that Aang found in the secret tunnel, Avatar Roku, cheese puffs: Zuko's guilty pleasure, a cucumber slice for my eyes, Mai's zit-popping daggers, an airbender blowing himself backwards, scissors, 7-Up: Aang, Katara, Sokka, Toph, Appa, Momo, and Zuko!, a yelp from Sokka, the real reason for Toph's blindness, salt, wind, a shard, a sweater, a time bomb, an arrow on my forehead, the painting that Sokka is giving to Suki with the chocolate for Valentine's Day this year, blessed by the Avatar, Momo: the ultimate back scratcher, a swoon from Katara, a three-headed Appa, cough syrup from that crazy cat lady, a sick day, Iroh's "Leaves from the Vine" song, a cactus, Azula's deadly-explosive-lighting sneeze, the mystery of the two lovers, Katara's angst from episode The Southern Raiders, Zuko's deceased ponytail, Aang's new Glow worm stuffed toy, a Secret Secret Secret Secret Tunnel, Katara's Defeat-of-Fire-Lord-Ozai-and-Rebirth-of-the-Fire-Nation Day present from Zuko, Sokka's broken heart, a small slab of ice from the the Northern Water Tribe's Ice Palace (how did that get there?), Kuei's, the King of Ba Sing Se's, pair of glasses (how shiny and delightful!), a Lichee-flavored mint, a battered hunk of metal from a destroyed air ship, and Appa's snot.)

*inserts gray feather*

You get an aebleskiver.

(I have gotten a piece of the drill, a lame team name, a thunderstorm, a cream pie with Aang's face frosted on it to the face, a firework, a pipe fox spirit smoke, an unpleasant rainy evening, water, a little boy, a steam engine, Sokka's space rock sword, a dragon's egg, lots and lots of fog, a stolen waterbending scroll, one of them archer people who isn't Longshot, Jin's mole-horse thing, Jin's wip, Toph's space rock, "Sparky Sparky Boom Man", cactus juice, the crazy blood bender, fire flakes, the Beatles song "Number 9", Vampire Hunter Azula, the earth rumble champion belt, a foggy swamp flower, a wanted poster, the fortune teller lady's bowl, a rainstorm, Naruto's blood, a baby sabertooth, foiled, a swamp flower, an ant, a present I didn't want, Katara, the haiku lady's hair, a 'sold' sign, Book 2: Earth, 100 years, Toko, some space rock, spirit bending, a very happy Kataanger, Momo, Sokka's infatuation with me, the infamous headband, hot water, Zuko's breath of fire ability, the spirit world from Bleach, a badger-mole, Katara's rage, a note that says "I have never actually watched Ember Island Players", wounds, Ty Lee with her tongue stuck to the roof of her mouth, a question mark shaped scar, a smile, Toph's "space earth", a mineral, Katara's necklace, grain, my back thrown out - ow, the ashes of the Valentine for Zuko, Sokka and Suki, a thank you, an unfrozen frog, a bag of popcorn, a cob of corn, Azula, a cave, litchi nuts, an owlcat, a box to a puzzle, Toph's wrinkled kerchief, General Zhao's fireball, a weapon used by ancient firebenders: the tail-whip, and one of Uncle Iroh's grey hairs.)

*inserts empty belly*