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 Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:29 pm
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Granted! But now a world where button-ups and suspenders, with a lack of elvish anything, souds cool to you.
I wish I didn't doubt my ability to write so often.
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:43 pm
Granted! But now you do not have enough doubt to be careful with your writing, so it is a meandering mess of typographical errors and plot holes!
I wish I was whole.
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:46 am
Granted. But then you clash with my Swiss Cheese appearance.
I wish I didn't like eating so much.
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:48 am
Granted! But the otterpop feels neglected.
I wish that joke was not as immensely funny to me.
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:55 am
Granted! But then you don't ever use that joke again and I feel sad.
I wish I was able to come up with witty comebacks on the spot instead of them occuring half an hour after the fact.
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:01 am
Granted! But they make sense only to crazy people. On the upside, I get them and think you are glorious.
I wish I was a few inches taller.
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:07 am
Granted! But then you have to carry a stepping stool around for me to reach your mouth.
I wish looking decent in public was a lot less work.
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:09 am
Granted! Everybody is ugly and does not give a damn! Bonuses is that everyone is more laid back and happy.
I wish the stepping stool to have a carrying strap. wink
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:09 am
Granted! But it's bright pink with baby butts printed all over it.
I wish I had more confidence.
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:58 am
Granted! But with more confidence, you act on some of your impulses and end up in prison for a long time.
I wish I knew how to get where I want to in life.
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:04 pm
Granted! But with that knowledge comes great responsibility - you are now Guru Guy for the entire world so you never get any rest.
I wish there was an In'n'Out in Kansas.
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:08 pm
Only October Girl Granted! But with that knowledge comes great responsibility - you are now Guru Guy for the entire world so you never get any rest. I wish there was an In'n'Out in Kansas. Granted! But it is across the state in friggin' Elkhart. I wish I slept last night.
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:18 pm
Granted! But then you can't sleep tonight.
I wish the sun wasn't so bright.
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:27 pm
Granted! The sun declines and fizzles, killing off all life on Earth.
I wish people would be good to one another more often.
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 1:12 am
Granted. But then the French take over the world.
I wish I could get a copy of that picture I had taken of me in my gumshoe outfit in Art History class.
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