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 Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 1:01 pm
lovely was writing a heart-wrenching poem on her computer about the horrific death of jarvinin, when she saw jarvinin passing on the sidewalk outside her window.
"It can't be!" she cries, and she races out the door. She then sees the very man she wrote about in her poem. She stifles a scream, and tries to warn Jarvinin, but it's too late.
then she feels a cold hand on her shoulder.
"Come with me," a creepy voice whispers in her ear.
lovely awakes with a start.
"Whoa, i need to stop writing such awful stories," she says to herself. Then she notices that she's not in her own bed. The awful man with the lewd smile is sitting next to her. He pulls a pocket knife out of his pocket and says, "Good morning, sunshine." He stabs lovely through her heart and slowly carves away all her flesh until he gets to her bones.
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Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 10:24 pm
Jarvinin was the lucky winner of the McDonald's monopoly game. Happily, she arrived at the largest factory that they owned that produced the Big Mac. It was awesome! She got her picture taken with Ronald McDonald and his posse. The scary clown gave her a giant check for a million dollars. How could it get any better? Well, the weird duck-thing informed her that she had also won a special prize! And it was waiting for her in the back room.
But when she got there, the crazy purple-blob guy grabbed her. With assistance from the Hamburgarlar, they pushed Jarvinin into the machine and it ground her bones to make the bread.
(If you catch all of the references in this post, you will be the coolest person ever!)
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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 11:59 am
yea, i think everyone got all the references. stare but thnx for calling me the coolest person ever xp
as lovely and the McDonalds gang watched jarvinin being ground to death, toast ran up and shoved everyone into the machine, watched them all die, then stole some food. mrgreen
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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 5:14 pm
micro was a part of the news team that was covering jarvinin's lucky trip to the factory. micro snuck into the room where jarvinin was turned into bread, and while she was shoving everyone into the machine, the ghosts of jarvinin and lovely scared her into running into the machine and dying.
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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 10:14 pm
*hi-fives Jarvinin* Hurray for teamwork! By the way... *possesses a vacuum and sucks in Jarvinin's spirit to trap it forever in a bag of dust and bugs* Sorry. Had to be done. muhahahahahaaha
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 5:17 pm
if i'm dying, you're dying too! *grabs Lovely's hand and pulls her in too. grabs onto a pipe and pulls herself out. pushes "self destruct" button.
the altimate betrayal! HAHAHAHAHA!
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 8:54 pm
*is reincarnated as a kitten* Interesting *looks at Jarvinin, who has been reincarnated as a squirrel* Very interesting. *chases and kills the betrayer*
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Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2009 9:32 pm
Lovely the cat walks past a house after eating the squirrel (me) and a giant Rottweiler jumps out of the sky and eats her!
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Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:22 pm
When Jarvinin, the squirrel, arrived at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter decided to give her another chance at life and sent her back to earth. Cheerful about her re-rebirth, she joyfully ran out into the street and was run over by a little old lady driving a monster truck. Pwned.
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:30 pm
OUCH
Lovely is reincarnated back to her human self. she's walking down the street and she gets hit by a bus!
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 10:38 pm
We must be in Texas because these people do not know how to drive!
Jarvinin was walking by a construction site when she was hit by a dump truck.
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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 9:56 pm
Lovely was walking down the street when she fell down a sewer hole and was eaten by alligators.
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 7:21 pm
now we're in Louisiana? jk
Jarvinin was walking down the street. Her brim pulled way down low. No other sound but the sound of her feet. Machine gun ready to go.
Suddenly, the air was filled with bullets and Jarvinin was shot down. Guess you weren't as ninja as you thought wink
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:22 pm
oh really. are you listening to Queen?
okay, so Lovely was trick-or-treating with a few friends, and she got tons of candy. when she got home, she ate an almond joy, relishing in the taste so much she neglected the strange color of the candy. a few seconds after swallowing, she started twitching. she was found dead the next morning.
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Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 5:23 am
when jarvinin walked into lovely's house the next morning she saw her there dead on the floor. Then, she saw some candy lying around she took a hand full of almond joy's and stuffed them into her mouth. those were poisned too and she dropped dead instatly. xp
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