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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:51 am
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:56 am
 According to my family history, my life is already almost half over.
I can't decide whether that's depressing or comforting. I mean, the parts I'd be missing would just be gradual deterioration, but I don't ever think I'll live to meet my grandchildren.

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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:00 am
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:00 am
Lady Psycho Sexy  According to my family history, my life is already almost half over.
I can't decide whether that's depressing or comforting. I mean, the parts I'd be missing would just be gradual deterioration, but I don't ever think I'll live to meet my grandchildren.
 ._.
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:02 am
The Rawk Hawk Lady Psycho Sexy  According to my family history, my life is already almost half over.
I can't decide whether that's depressing or comforting. I mean, the parts I'd be missing would just be gradual deterioration, but I don't ever think I'll live to meet my grandchildren.
 ._.  I don't think anyone has any leeway to complain about their life expectancies. If you live the duration, that's amazing enough, what with all the external ways to die in the world.

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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:08 am
Lady Psycho Sexy The Rawk Hawk Lady Psycho Sexy  According to my family history, my life is already almost half over.
I can't decide whether that's depressing or comforting. I mean, the parts I'd be missing would just be gradual deterioration, but I don't ever think I'll live to meet my grandchildren.
 ._.  I don't think anyone has any leeway to complain about their life expectancies. If you live the duration, that's amazing enough, what with all the external ways to die in the world.
 Yeah!
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:11 am
 I once saw this clip on 1000 Ways to Die, a couple of Ozzy fans snorted fire ants. Uuuugh that was so disgusting, when they were explaining exactly how it killed them. I am SO GLAD the most outrageous thing my favorite band's fans have been dared to do is throw their used tampons onstage. Hell I would even walk around in tube socks if I could find a way to attach one to my v****a.

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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:13 am
Lady Psycho Sexy  I once saw this clip on 1000 Ways to Die, a couple of Ozzy fans snorted fire ants. Uuuugh that was so disgusting, when they were explaining exactly how it killed them. I am SO GLAD the most outrageous thing my favorite band's fans have been dared to do is throw their used tampons onstage. Hell I would even walk around in tube socks if I could find a way to attach one to my v****a.
 Eww Fire Ants.
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:17 am
Lady Psycho Sexy  I once saw this clip on 1000 Ways to Die, a couple of Ozzy fans snorted fire ants. Uuuugh that was so disgusting, when they were explaining exactly how it killed them. I am SO GLAD the most outrageous thing my favorite band's fans have been dared to do is throw their used tampons onstage. Hell I would even walk around in tube socks if I could find a way to attach one to my v****a.
 My friend had us watch that show at her Christmas party... I only watched like 10 minutes, but that is the part I saw.
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:21 am
-Dessynea- Lady Psycho Sexy  I once saw this clip on 1000 Ways to Die, a couple of Ozzy fans snorted fire ants. Uuuugh that was so disgusting, when they were explaining exactly how it killed them. I am SO GLAD the most outrageous thing my favorite band's fans have been dared to do is throw their used tampons onstage. Hell I would even walk around in tube socks if I could find a way to attach one to my v****a.
 My friend had us watch that show at her Christmas party...  Jarrod made me watch it, along with a very gory and descriptive Manswers.
I covered my ears and he turned it up. crying Jerk.

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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:24 am
Lady Psycho Sexy -Dessynea- Lady Psycho Sexy  I once saw this clip on 1000 Ways to Die, a couple of Ozzy fans snorted fire ants. Uuuugh that was so disgusting, when they were explaining exactly how it killed them. I am SO GLAD the most outrageous thing my favorite band's fans have been dared to do is throw their used tampons onstage. Hell I would even walk around in tube socks if I could find a way to attach one to my v****a.
 My friend had us watch that show at her Christmas party...  Jarrod made me watch it, along with a very gory and descriptive Manswers.
I covered my ears and he turned it up. crying Jerk.
 That is exactly the kind of thing Zachary does, I am terrified of anything remotely scary and when I cover my eyes he holds my hands behind my back.
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:28 am
Agh, I fail@not being scared by horror films.
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:29 am
 XD Men are such dicks. I don't get how they can be into all that mutilation s**t and then go OH OH GOD EWW THATS GROSS OH GOD EWW IT'S LIKE A CRIME SCENE as soon as you say the word 'period'.

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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:30 am
Zachary really isn't grossed out by that any more, but he has had primarily chicks for best friends for the last 4 years.
And obviously we don't care about his feelings on the matter so he had to adjust.
Edit: You know what grosses him out? My birth control, for no reason that I can see.
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:38 am
-Dessynea- Zachary really isn't grossed out by that any more, but he has had primarily chicks for best friends for the last 4 years. And obviously we don't care about his feelings on the matter so he had to adjust. Edit: You know what grosses him out? My birth control, for no reason that I can see.  Oh, you're on the ring, right? Internal methods weird me out too. My doctor wants me to go on an IUD because the Pill coupled with the medication I'm on might affect my heart, but I'm like 'isn't it a machine? Isn't it... wet down there? What if it sparks or something?'
Also, why the hell is everyone still so shy about saying 'v****a'? I just read through a Cosmopolitan article - an article from a woman's sex magazine - where they made liberal use of the word 'p***s' and didn't say 'v****a' once, instead opting to refer to it as 'down there' or 'the V-zone'.
lol wtf

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