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Anonymous 01/23/10(Sat)00:11 No.3419396 [Reply]
Holy s**t, /x/....
You asscocks always flip out when someone talks about Ouija boards. I was always like... it's a ******** board game. It's fun.
Anyways, my cousin is very sensitive. He's a little younger than I am, but every time we hang out, I always suggest that we use the Ouija board. We go down into the basement and turn off all the lights. We have a little lantern/flashlight thing that projects eerie shadows all over the room. I always play jokes on him and say things like "OMG DID YOU HEAR THAT?!?!" or "I JUST SAW SOMETHING MOVE OVER THERE!!" and he freaks out.
Well we did that tonight. We were just sitting there with our hands on the thing. I was thinking about how I was gonna scare him this time, when all of a sudden, the planchette jerked a little. I thought it was just his nerves that made him shake but he looked at me with a bit of a frightened look on his face so I started to ponder about what could have caused that to happen.
All of a sudden, the eerie shadows on the walls disappeared. Why? BECAUSE THE ******** FLUORESCENT LIGHT TURNED ON ABOVE US. It's one of those long, thin lights with a whitish glow to it. Only it wasn't like the light switch had turned it on. It started off flickering and dim and gradually increased until it was a ******** blinding, eerily blue-ish kind of glow. It was making this loud, high-pitched screeching electrical noise. We both just kept looking up with blank stares on our faces.
Then, it started getting unnaturally bright. It kept getting brighter and brighter and bluer until IT ******** BLEW UP. Well, not like in a giant explosion, but it shattered a little and we both got showered in white powder. It was dark again, and holy ********, my cousin and I flew up the ******** stairs. We went to his house and cleaned up.
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>> Anonymous 01/23/10(Sat)00:57 No.3419678
Brool story co.
>> Anonymous 01/23/10(Sat)01:41 No.3419916
IT WAS SATAN. HE OWNS YOUR LIGHTS.
>> Anonymous 01/23/10(Sat)01:45 No.3419938
>>3419672
you sound like a moron if you say "oh-ee-ja"
Everyone and their sister knows its "wee-jee"
>> Sealthepaint !yjyXXm2JGI 01/23/10(Sat)01:50 No.3419970
>>3419938
WRONG, it's an Ooga Booga board. Sheesh.
Holy s**t, /x/....
You asscocks always flip out when someone talks about Ouija boards. I was always like... it's a ******** board game. It's fun.
Anyways, my cousin is very sensitive. He's a little younger than I am, but every time we hang out, I always suggest that we use the Ouija board. We go down into the basement and turn off all the lights. We have a little lantern/flashlight thing that projects eerie shadows all over the room. I always play jokes on him and say things like "OMG DID YOU HEAR THAT?!?!" or "I JUST SAW SOMETHING MOVE OVER THERE!!" and he freaks out.
Well we did that tonight. We were just sitting there with our hands on the thing. I was thinking about how I was gonna scare him this time, when all of a sudden, the planchette jerked a little. I thought it was just his nerves that made him shake but he looked at me with a bit of a frightened look on his face so I started to ponder about what could have caused that to happen.
All of a sudden, the eerie shadows on the walls disappeared. Why? BECAUSE THE ******** FLUORESCENT LIGHT TURNED ON ABOVE US. It's one of those long, thin lights with a whitish glow to it. Only it wasn't like the light switch had turned it on. It started off flickering and dim and gradually increased until it was a ******** blinding, eerily blue-ish kind of glow. It was making this loud, high-pitched screeching electrical noise. We both just kept looking up with blank stares on our faces.
Then, it started getting unnaturally bright. It kept getting brighter and brighter and bluer until IT ******** BLEW UP. Well, not like in a giant explosion, but it shattered a little and we both got showered in white powder. It was dark again, and holy ********, my cousin and I flew up the ******** stairs. We went to his house and cleaned up.
16 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click Reply to view.
>> Anonymous 01/23/10(Sat)00:57 No.3419678
Brool story co.
>> Anonymous 01/23/10(Sat)01:41 No.3419916
IT WAS SATAN. HE OWNS YOUR LIGHTS.
>> Anonymous 01/23/10(Sat)01:45 No.3419938
>>3419672
you sound like a moron if you say "oh-ee-ja"
Everyone and their sister knows its "wee-jee"
>> Sealthepaint !yjyXXm2JGI 01/23/10(Sat)01:50 No.3419970
>>3419938
WRONG, it's an Ooga Booga board. Sheesh.
