Envious Homunculus
Hurry! Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!!
Actually, it's...
Brother Maynarch, bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
*chanting which I can't actually type*
How does it, umm, how does it work?
I know not my liege..
Consult the book of armaments!
Armaments, chapter 2 versus 9 to 21.
And Saint Etilah raised the hand grenade up on high saying, "Oh Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it they may blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in they mercy. And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carps, and entropies, and orangotans, and breakfast cerials, and fruit bats, and li...
Skip a bit brother.
And the Lord spake saying, "First shalt thou take out the holy pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch toward thy foe, being naughty in thy sight, dare snoff it.
Amen.
Amen.
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