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 Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 4:31 pm
"Your free, personalised "notmensa online IQ test for dummies" results.
Thank you for taking our I.Q. test. Shown below is a complete and accurate assessment of your intelligence quotient and a complex analysis of your personality and character.
Provided your IQ meets our stringent entry requirements you will be offered free lifetime membership of notmensa and access to all the benefits and privileges that this elitist interplanetary society provides.
Score 92.5 %
I.Q. 142
( Well above average - not bad for someone who otherwise is dull and ignorant )
Personality Although exceptionally intelligent you are exceptionally boring. this is why you are shunned by normal people.
Self Esteem You mistake other people's repulsion as respect. As a result you consider yourself to be popular. Your egotism will crumble when you realise that you are an exceptionally clever moron.
Emotional You tend to fall in love with people you glimpse in the street. Due to your egotism you believe that they love you too (even though they didn't even see you) Subsequently you sit by the phone, somehow expecting them to track you down and plead with you to marry them.
Honesty You are a complete scoundrel.
Other Traits You love love and would do anything to have a relationship with someone of the opposite sex - no matter how hideous they looked..
Disorders You have a latent fear for the letter X. Now that it has been pointed out you will never read a book again.
You are masturbating incorrectly.
Career Suitability Dictator of a small communist country.
Hypnotist
Crash Test Dummy
notmensa membership Sorry!!!
You are far too intelligent to join notmensa.
So piss off."
and for the reccord none of that information is accurate.
now the next mention of IQ tests from you forgotten will result in the deletion of posts
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:40 pm
This test is such bullshit! I put the answers in... clicked the button and got this: notMensa Your free, personalised "notmensa online IQ test for dummies" results. Thank you for taking our I.Q. test. Shown below is a complete and accurate assessment of your intelligence quotient and a complex analysis of your personality and character. Provided your IQ meets our stringent entry requirements you will be offered free lifetime membership of notmensa and access to all the benefits and privileges that this elitist interplanetary society provides. Score 100 % I.Q. 198 ( You are a genius, and have hidden talents which, once developed, could make you the saviour of mankind. ) Personality You are very humble and unassuming. As a result everyone thinks you are stupid. Little do they realise that below your masquerade as a village idiot resides a brain which could outperform a Supernova Computer. Self Esteem Being unaware of your incredible intelligence you suffer from exceptionally low self esteem to the point of being a manic depressive. Emotional due to your high intelligence you are an emotional wreck. (You will discover that all geniuses are) Honesty You are an outstanding member of society. Other Traits Hidden talents that would make you excel in any field from art to mathematics. In fact, once you apply yourself, you will simultaneously become famed in every undertaking. Disorders Incapable of appreciating your own brilliance. Career Suitability President Artist Historian God notmensa membership Sorry!!! You are far, far too intelligent to join notmensa. So sod off - we don't want your sort in our society! I backed up put the EXACT same answers in and got this: Quote: Your free, personalised "notmensa online IQ test for dummies" results. Thank you for taking our I.Q. test. Shown below is a complete and accurate assessment of your intelligence quotient and a complex analysis of your personality and character. Provided your IQ meets our stringent entry requirements you will be offered free lifetime membership of notmensa and access to all the benefits and privileges that this elitist interplanetary society provides. Score 18.1 % I.Q. 28 Personality You have the personality of a ping pong ball - a shallow exterior with little underneath. For you, thinking is an optional pursuit and you tend to make decision based on basic animal instincts rather than logic. Self Esteem Being totally unaware that you are completely stupid you blunder through life believing that you bright, respected and attractive. Thus your self esteem is reparably high for someone who can barely spell the word "I" Emotional You run a rollercoaster of emotion. One minute you are ecstatic at finding a plastic toy in your mouth while eating your cornflakes the next you are upset at not being able to tie the laces on your Velcro shoes. Honesty You are too stupid to be dishonest yet telling lies comes natural for truth is beyond your limited understanding of reality. Other Traits Likely to talk with a stammer. Easily dominated. May have malfunctioning bladder. Disorders A tendency towards obesity. Low sex drive. Likes mushrooms - intimately. Career Suitability Politics International Spy Road Sweeper notmensa membership eligibility Congratulations! You are an ideal candidate for exclusive free membership to notmensa. Please go to the application page.
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 7:25 pm
Your free, personalised "notmensa online IQ test for dummies" results.
Thank you for taking our I.Q. test. Shown below is a complete and accurate assessment of your intelligence quotient and a complex analysis of your personality and character.
Provided your IQ meets our stringent entry requirements you will be offered free lifetime membership of notmensa and access to all the benefits and privileges that this elitist interplanetary society provides.
Score 100 %
I.Q. 198
( You are a genius, and have hidden talents which, once developed, could make you the saviour of mankind. )
Personality You are very humble and unassuming. As a result everyone thinks you are stupid. Little do they realise that below your masquerade as a village idiot resides a brain which could outperform a Supernova Computer.
Self Esteem Being unaware of your incredible intelligence you suffer from exceptionally low self esteem to the point of being a manic depressive.
Emotional due to your high intelligence you are an emotional wreck. (You will discover that all geniuses are)
Honesty You are an outstanding member of society.
Other Traits Hidden talents that would make you excel in any field from art to mathematics. In fact, once you apply yourself, you will simultaneously become famed in every undertaking.
Disorders Incapable of appreciating your own brilliance.
Career Suitability President
Artist
Historian
God
notmensa membership Sorry!!!
You are far, far too intelligent to join notmensa.
So sod off - we don't want your sort in our society!
its random everytime
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 7:28 pm
Score 5.5 %
I.Q. -23
(Medically, this level of intelligence is referred to as straw-head syndrome )
Personality You share the same personality as many root vegetables - though turnips are slightly more dynamic than you are. Getting out of bed in the morning is your biggest challenge of the day.
Self Esteem As you do not understand the meaning of self esteem it is obviously impossible for you to have any.
Emotional You tend to cry over trivia, like romantic movies and overlook the important events such as major earthquakes, war and famine.
Honesty You find it hard even to trust yourself. In this assessment you are correct for you are so stupid that you even steal from yourself.
Other Traits Tends to take dizzy turns whenever you need to get out of bed.
Becomes bored unless doing something active, such as pencil tapping or scratching body parts..
Has difficulty attracting members of the opposite sex but a magnet for flies.
Disorders Suffers from habitual flatulence.
Overactive sex drive. Under active antiperspirant applier.
Career Suitability Astronaut
Bottle Cleaner
Undertaker
notmensa membership Well Done!!!
You are an ideal candidate for exclusive free membership to notmensa. Please go to the application page.
see? i got a -27 this time...im dumber then my sister eek
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 11:37 pm
*drools* sunshine and happiness....*bleeds from tranq wound to the face*... *collapses*
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:51 am
NanoUtopia This test is such bullshit! I put the answers in... clicked the button and got this: notMensa Your free, personalised "notmensa online IQ test for dummies" results. Thank you for taking our I.Q. test. Shown below is a complete and accurate assessment of your intelligence quotient and a complex analysis of your personality and character. Provided your IQ meets our stringent entry requirements you will be offered free lifetime membership of notmensa and access to all the benefits and privileges that this elitist interplanetary society provides. Score 100 % I.Q. 198 ( You are a genius, and have hidden talents which, once developed, could make you the saviour of mankind. ) Personality You are very humble and unassuming. As a result everyone thinks you are stupid. Little do they realise that below your masquerade as a village idiot resides a brain which could outperform a Supernova Computer. Self Esteem Being unaware of your incredible intelligence you suffer from exceptionally low self esteem to the point of being a manic depressive. Emotional due to your high intelligence you are an emotional wreck. (You will discover that all geniuses are) Honesty You are an outstanding member of society. Other Traits Hidden talents that would make you excel in any field from art to mathematics. In fact, once you apply yourself, you will simultaneously become famed in every undertaking. Disorders Incapable of appreciating your own brilliance. Career Suitability President Artist Historian God notmensa membership Sorry!!! You are far, far too intelligent to join notmensa. So sod off - we don't want your sort in our society! I backed up put the EXACT same answers in and got this: Quote: Your free, personalised "notmensa online IQ test for dummies" results. Thank you for taking our I.Q. test. Shown below is a complete and accurate assessment of your intelligence quotient and a complex analysis of your personality and character. Provided your IQ meets our stringent entry requirements you will be offered free lifetime membership of notmensa and access to all the benefits and privileges that this elitist interplanetary society provides. Score 18.1 % I.Q. 28 Personality You have the personality of a ping pong ball - a shallow exterior with little underneath. For you, thinking is an optional pursuit and you tend to make decision based on basic animal instincts rather than logic. Self Esteem Being totally unaware that you are completely stupid you blunder through life believing that you bright, respected and attractive. Thus your self esteem is reparably high for someone who can barely spell the word "I" Emotional You run a rollercoaster of emotion. One minute you are ecstatic at finding a plastic toy in your mouth while eating your cornflakes the next you are upset at not being able to tie the laces on your Velcro shoes. Honesty You are too stupid to be dishonest yet telling lies comes natural for truth is beyond your limited understanding of reality. Other Traits Likely to talk with a stammer. Easily dominated. May have malfunctioning bladder. Disorders A tendency towards obesity. Low sex drive. Likes mushrooms - intimately. Career Suitability Politics International Spy Road Sweeper notmensa membership eligibility Congratulations! You are an ideal candidate for exclusive free membership to notmensa. Please go to the application page. wow... and I was going to re-do the test, if only I had I woulda known...
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Magical Mistress Sarai Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:12 am
I took it and I got so many different scores with the same answers it's not funny... forgotten you really are an a**. xd
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:34 am
Sarai-san forgotten you really are an a**. xd i believe that. Rougn im dumber then my sister eek i believe that too. it's fun to take things out of context and run with it... xd
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:43 am
speaking of taking quote out of context, here's another one... xd Athren Crain I looked around your toilet I saw Your sh... geesh... I want it really really badly now.... Rawr!!!
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 12:59 pm
LOL!
*does the happy "I got my new laptop" dance*
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:21 pm
QuiXilver speaking of taking quote out of context, here's another one... xd Athren Crain I looked around your toilet I saw Your sh... geesh... I want it really really badly now.... Rawr!!! You Baselard! I mean b*****d!!! And why do youn look at me so sexily Sarai?
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 7:42 pm
Sarai-san I took it and I got so many different scores with the same answers it's not funny... forgotten you really are an a**. xd ya i know at least your scores was above 0 i cant believe a -23
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:19 pm
Does anyone know what happened to Yoda? We were suppose to finish the Ord Mantell thread but he suddenly vanished....It's taking too long to finish...
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:41 am
dont try here he never post in the OOC
Just to make sure you guys get it the IQ test was from a joke website they had one that will only let you get 190 or 70
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