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 Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:48 pm
*Scorpion's wall explodes*
Cid: Oops sorry about that Scorpion, just testing out Snake's C4 charges that he gave to me as a early Christmas gift, he also said if he comes within 5 meters of him, he'll "f*ck me up with a Stinger Missle"
Scorpion: THATS THE LAST STRAW CID!!, FIRST MY TV NOW MY WALL!!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT!
Cid: The what now?
Scorpion: YOU HEARD ME p***s WRINKLE, YOU AND ME IN MORTAL KOMBAT RIGHT NOW!!
Cid: I have no idea what the hel you are talking about
Scorpion: GET OVER HERE!!
*Scorpion uses the bloody spear move on Cid and kicks his a***
SCORPION WINS
ROUND 2
*silence*
ROUND 2
Scorpion: I don't think he's gonna get up
*In Cloud's apartment*
Scorpion: Yeah I slept with your sister and it sucked, then I slept with your mom and it sucked,
Cloud: I don't even have a sister
Tifa: Cloud I'm your sister!
Cloud: WHAT!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Scorpion: You got 10 seconds to shut up before I challenge you to Mortal Kombat
Tifa: Scorpion how many people have you challenged today
Scorpion: Alot of people, Megaman, Cid, Jann Lee, Sam Fisher, Zell, Kadaj, Sora, Auron, Naruto, Luffy, Spiderman, A ninja dog, Kirby, Luigi, Master Chief, Beat, Yo-Yo, Tak, Al, Kakashi, Spike, and some dude that tried to sell me pencil shavings
Tifa: Wow all those people?
Scorpion: Yeah, Beat, the ninja dog, Luffy, and Master Chief put up a good fight but all of them when down in the first round
Liu Kuang: Hey Scorpion I have a list of insults for you: you smell bad, your poop is unhappy, when you cook potato's they taste bad
Scorpion: Hold on to that thought *leaves then comes back 10 minutes later all sweaty* hey Cloud, I slept with your girlfriend and it was nice
Aeris: The best sex I ever had!
Tifa: But....but....what about all those special nights we spent with each other Aeris?
Aeris: Those were nice too ^^
Cloud: Wow sounds like I've been missing out on some action
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:25 am
Edge22 *Scorpion's wall explodes* Cid: Oops sorry about that Scorpion, just testing out Snake's C4 charges that he gave to me as a early Christmas gift, he also said if he comes within 5 meters of him, he'll "f*ck me up with a Stinger Missle" Scorpion: THATS THE LAST STRAW CID!!, FIRST MY TV NOW MY WALL!!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT! Cid: The what now? Scorpion: YOU HEARD ME p***s WRINKLE, YOU AND ME IN MORTAL KOMBAT RIGHT NOW!! Cid: I have no idea what the hel you are talking about Scorpion: GET OVER HERE!! *Scorpion uses the bloody spear move on Cid and kicks his a*** SCORPION WINS
ROUND 2*silence* ROUND 2Scorpion: I don't think he's gonna get up *In Cloud's apartment* Scorpion: Yeah I slept with your sister and it sucked, then I slept with your mom and it sucked, Cloud: I don't even have a sister Tifa: Cloud I'm your sister! Cloud: WHAT!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Scorpion: You got 10 seconds to shut up before I challenge you to Mortal Kombat Tifa: Scorpion how many people have you challenged today Scorpion: Alot of people, Megaman, Cid, Jann Lee, Sam Fisher, Zell, Kadaj, Sora, Auron, Naruto, Luffy, Spiderman, A ninja dog, Kirby, Luigi, Master Chief, Beat, Yo-Yo, Tak, Al, Kakashi, Spike, and some dude that tried to sell me pencil shavings Tifa: Wow all those people? Scorpion: Yeah, Beat, the ninja dog, Luffy, and Master Chief put up a good fight but all of them when down in the first round Liu Kuang: Hey Scorpion I have a list of insults for you: you smell bad, your poop is unhappy, when you cook potato's they taste bad Scorpion: Hold on to that thought *leaves then comes back 10 minutes later all sweaty* hey Cloud, I slept with your girlfriend and it was nice Aeris: The best sex I ever had! Tifa: But....but....what about all those special nights we spent with each other Aeris? Aeris: Those were nice too ^^ Cloud: Wow sounds like I've been missing out on some action Cait Sith: *walks in* Hey guys how's it going? Scorpion: Cait Sith! I challenge you to a Mortal Kombat! Cait Sith: What the hell are you talking about? Scorpion: Get over here! *Uses the bloody spear move on Cait Sith but can't move him because he's too heavy* Cait Sith: *takes the spear, pulls Scorpion toward him and then sits on him* Cait Sith WinsRound 2Cait Sith: *gets up and squashes Scorpion again* Cait Sith WinsCloud: How the hell did he win if he couldn't beat Megaman, Cid, Jann Lee, Sam Fisher, Zell, Kadaj, Sora, Auron, Naruto, Luffy, Spiderman, A ninja dog, Kirby, Luigi, Master Chief, Beat, Yo-Yo, Tak, Al, Kakashi, Spike, some dude that tried to sell him pencil shavings and me? Cait Sith: ninja Another Cait Sith: *walks in* Phew... *takes off his costume and a hobo comes out* Hey I want my money Cait Sith: DAMNIT!!!!!!!! scream
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:31 pm
WALL MARKET
Cloud: Does this dress make my butt look fat?
Aeris: No Cloud, I think you look cute too.
Cloud: I think I'm gonna keep wearing this. Although the bra could use a repair
Aeris: YAY let's go shopping
Cloud: *puts everything place* *looks in mirror* OOOOO I just love my curves
Aeris: I'm so jealous
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:40 pm
Sen Akumu Edge22 *Scorpion's wall explodes* Cid: Oops sorry about that Scorpion, just testing out Snake's C4 charges that he gave to me as a early Christmas gift, he also said if he comes within 5 meters of him, he'll "f*ck me up with a Stinger Missle" Scorpion: THATS THE LAST STRAW CID!!, FIRST MY TV NOW MY WALL!!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT! Cid: The what now? Scorpion: YOU HEARD ME p***s WRINKLE, YOU AND ME IN MORTAL KOMBAT RIGHT NOW!! Cid: I have no idea what the hel you are talking about Scorpion: GET OVER HERE!! *Scorpion uses the bloody spear move on Cid and kicks his a*** SCORPION WINS
ROUND 2*silence* ROUND 2Scorpion: I don't think he's gonna get up *In Cloud's apartment* Scorpion: Yeah I slept with your sister and it sucked, then I slept with your mom and it sucked, Cloud: I don't even have a sister Tifa: Cloud I'm your sister! Cloud: WHAT!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Scorpion: You got 10 seconds to shut up before I challenge you to Mortal Kombat Tifa: Scorpion how many people have you challenged today Scorpion: Alot of people, Megaman, Cid, Jann Lee, Sam Fisher, Zell, Kadaj, Sora, Auron, Naruto, Luffy, Spiderman, A ninja dog, Kirby, Luigi, Master Chief, Beat, Yo-Yo, Tak, Al, Kakashi, Spike, and some dude that tried to sell me pencil shavings Tifa: Wow all those people? Scorpion: Yeah, Beat, the ninja dog, Luffy, and Master Chief put up a good fight but all of them when down in the first round Liu Kuang: Hey Scorpion I have a list of insults for you: you smell bad, your poop is unhappy, when you cook potato's they taste bad Scorpion: Hold on to that thought *leaves then comes back 10 minutes later all sweaty* hey Cloud, I slept with your girlfriend and it was nice Aeris: The best sex I ever had! Tifa: But....but....what about all those special nights we spent with each other Aeris? Aeris: Those were nice too ^^ Cloud: Wow sounds like I've been missing out on some action Cait Sith: *walks in* Hey guys how's it going? Scorpion: Cait Sith! I challenge you to a Mortal Kombat! Cait Sith: What the hell are you talking about? Scorpion: Get over here! *Uses the bloody spear move on Cait Sith but can't move him because he's too heavy* Cait Sith: *takes the spear, pulls Scorpion toward him and then sits on him* Cait Sith WinsRound 2Cait Sith: *gets up and squashes Scorpion again* Cait Sith WinsCloud: How the hell did he win if he couldn't beat Megaman, Cid, Jann Lee, Sam Fisher, Zell, Kadaj, Sora, Auron, Naruto, Luffy, Spiderman, A ninja dog, Kirby, Luigi, Master Chief, Beat, Yo-Yo, Tak, Al, Kakashi, Spike, some dude that tried to sell him pencil shavings and me? Cait Sith: ninja Another Cait Sith: *walks in* Phew... *takes off his costume and a hobo comes out* Hey I want my money Cait Sith: DAMNIT!!!!!!!! scream *Scorpion gets up and rips off Cait Sith's head* SCORPION WINS
FATALITYScorpion: thats what you get for eating my Twix Hobo: But he didn't eat your Twix *Scorpion sets the hobo on fire* Scorpion: and thats what you get for questioning my reasoning, Cloud add hobo guy and Cait Sith to my PWN3D LIST, along with the other guys I've PWN3D, you know the guys I pwn3d, Cid, Megaman, guy that tried to sell me pencil shavings, you know those guys Cloud: Since when did I become your b***h ROUND 1Cloud: OH GOD NO *begging* I'M YOUR b***h I'M YOUR b***h!!
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:35 pm
Hey, could we get a mod to come and put some spaces into that giant page stretching no? All of the giant page stretching no's?
Anyways...
Biker Chick: Hello, my name is Biker Chick # 12.314159 I am here to ask you if you would like to join BACA.
Cloud: Why the hell would I wanna join idiots?
Biker Chick 12.314159: What do you mean sir? I am refering to BACA, Bikers Against Child Abuse...
Cloud: Oh... Does that mean that Bikers who are against child abuse are idiots? confused
Barrett: I'm against child abuse and I'm a biker! whee I'd love to join!
Cloud: I'll just take that as a yes... sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:22 am
When Cloud is hospitalised
Cloud: Finally, nobody is here. *puts on dress* I still think this makes my butt look fat.
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:17 am
Edge22 Sen Akumu Edge22 *Scorpion's wall explodes* Cid: Oops sorry about that Scorpion, just testing out Snake's C4 charges that he gave to me as a early Christmas gift, he also said if he comes within 5 meters of him, he'll "f*ck me up with a Stinger Missle" Scorpion: THATS THE LAST STRAW CID!!, FIRST MY TV NOW MY WALL!!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT! Cid: The what now? Scorpion: YOU HEARD ME p***s WRINKLE, YOU AND ME IN MORTAL KOMBAT RIGHT NOW!! Cid: I have no idea what the hel you are talking about Scorpion: GET OVER HERE!! *Scorpion uses the bloody spear move on Cid and kicks his a*** SCORPION WINS
ROUND 2*silence* ROUND 2Scorpion: I don't think he's gonna get up *In Cloud's apartment* Scorpion: Yeah I slept with your sister and it sucked, then I slept with your mom and it sucked, Cloud: I don't even have a sister Tifa: Cloud I'm your sister! Cloud: WHAT!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Scorpion: You got 10 seconds to shut up before I challenge you to Mortal Kombat Tifa: Scorpion how many people have you challenged today Scorpion: Alot of people, Megaman, Cid, Jann Lee, Sam Fisher, Zell, Kadaj, Sora, Auron, Naruto, Luffy, Spiderman, A ninja dog, Kirby, Luigi, Master Chief, Beat, Yo-Yo, Tak, Al, Kakashi, Spike, and some dude that tried to sell me pencil shavings Tifa: Wow all those people? Scorpion: Yeah, Beat, the ninja dog, Luffy, and Master Chief put up a good fight but all of them when down in the first round Liu Kuang: Hey Scorpion I have a list of insults for you: you smell bad, your poop is unhappy, when you cook potato's they taste bad Scorpion: Hold on to that thought *leaves then comes back 10 minutes later all sweaty* hey Cloud, I slept with your girlfriend and it was nice Aeris: The best sex I ever had! Tifa: But....but....what about all those special nights we spent with each other Aeris? Aeris: Those were nice too ^^ Cloud: Wow sounds like I've been missing out on some action Cait Sith: *walks in* Hey guys how's it going? Scorpion: Cait Sith! I challenge you to a Mortal Kombat! Cait Sith: What the hell are you talking about? Scorpion: Get over here! *Uses the bloody spear move on Cait Sith but can't move him because he's too heavy* Cait Sith: *takes the spear, pulls Scorpion toward him and then sits on him* Cait Sith WinsRound 2Cait Sith: *gets up and squashes Scorpion again* Cait Sith WinsCloud: How the hell did he win if he couldn't beat Megaman, Cid, Jann Lee, Sam Fisher, Zell, Kadaj, Sora, Auron, Naruto, Luffy, Spiderman, A ninja dog, Kirby, Luigi, Master Chief, Beat, Yo-Yo, Tak, Al, Kakashi, Spike, some dude that tried to sell him pencil shavings and me? Cait Sith: ninja Another Cait Sith: *walks in* Phew... *takes off his costume and a hobo comes out* Hey I want my money Cait Sith: DAMNIT!!!!!!!! scream *Scorpion gets up and rips off Cait Sith's head* SCORPION WINS
FATALITYScorpion: thats what you get for eating my Twix Hobo: But he didn't eat your Twix *Scorpion sets the hobo on fire* Scorpion: and thats what you get for questioning my reasoning, Cloud add hobo guy and Cait Sith to my PWN3D LIST, along with the other guys I've PWN3D, you know the guys I pwn3d, Cid, Megaman, guy that tried to sell me pencil shavings, you know those guys Cloud: Since when did I become your b***h ROUND 1Cloud: OH GOD NO *begging* I'M YOUR b***h I'M YOUR b***h!! Tifa: Wow... So stupid... Scorpion: Ok Cloud, now go add hobo to the list! Cloud: Ok Aeris: Errrrr... What do we do now? ROUND 1Aeirs: I didn't mean that! Scorpion: *falls down from above, stabs her with masamune and throws her body into a fire* SCORPION WINS
FATALITYSephiroth: MY SWORD!!!! ROUND 1Scorpion: *cuts off Sephiroth's head and then stabs his body until it's a bloody lump* SCORPION WINS
FATALITYTifa: ... ROUND 1Scorpion: *throws his spear at Tifa a hundred times, then takes Cait Sith's body and squashes Tifa, then takes Cait Sith off her and sets her body on fire, and then he whacks her with a bat until she's nothing* SCORPION WINS
BRUTALITY
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:33 am
Cloud: I will make it so you shall never be able to breed! *swings sword*
Sephiroth: Ow! my Sephydoodles! crying
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:49 am
Cloud: Who stretched the page!? stare
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:10 pm
*In hospital*
*Cloud in dress*
*Barret walks in, in sailor suit*
Barret: OOOOOO hot momma
Cloud: OOOOOO you like?
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:33 pm
Damn that is alot of page stretching...*tries to get it to the next page*
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:43 pm
*Final Battle against Sephiroth*
Cloud: YES! Throw materia! AHA! *throws 'throw' materia at Sephies head*
Seph: *Thonk* AUCH! That hurt you numbskull
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:16 pm
heres an idea, b**p! blaugh
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Posted: Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:45 pm
In the jerry springer show:
Cloud: Jerry, I have a confession to make. I am actually Marlenes real father.
Barret: Beep
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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2005 11:51 pm
sorry guys I think my post stretched the page xp
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