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 Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:17 pm
Kraun NINE SONGS OF CONCORDANCE. EIGHT HOUNDS OF DOOM. SEVEN BLOODY KNIFE WOUNDS. SIX BROKEN BONES. FIVE ANGRY GUNMEN. FOUR MOCKING JABS. THREE OOZING PUSTULES. TWO SHATTERED SCULLS. AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE.
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:22 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:23 pm
Well, I dont know how those would make good move names... except for maybe 'a partridge in a pear tree'.
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:25 pm
Movewhat? I was singing.
GET IN THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT. IT'S BLOODMAS.
edit: TWELVE TORTURED SOULS. :meanface:
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:26 pm
You mean that Holiday where Kraun kicks down your door and curbstomps you on the fireplace lip?
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:29 pm
Yes. Carrying a sack of PAIN as he rides from house to house on his DEATHMOBILE.
But no, he's not bringing you gifts (other than the PAIN). He's coming to collect. Collect your BLOOD.
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:33 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:36 pm
It's less epic. Epic can be expressed as a multi variable function with literacy being one of the key variables.
Less literate, less epic. Math doesn't lie.
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:40 pm
themightyjello It's less epic. Epic can be expressed as a multi variable function with literacy being one of the key variables. Less literate, less epic. Math doesn't lie. Nathan Sez:  "Math is Brutal."
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:42 pm
I wish I'd taken a scan of that Physics of Superheroes book I mailed to Ed.
"And what does all of this teach us? Don't mess with a physicist."
That was, of course, immediately beside a comic panel from 'Atom Man' or something showing a college professor lifting a star.
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:45 pm
We didn't start the fire.
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:55 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:58 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 11:10 pm
Why wouldn't he just let go of the sheath and let the sword slide out of it?
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 11:16 pm
Because his arms are too short. He'd have to get someone to hold the other side and pull.
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