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 Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:25 am
Cloud: *standing over Aeris' body while she is praying* Should I do it?
Aeris: Do what?
Cloud: *sits down next to Aeris and scoots over* So, Aeris...
Aeris: Cloud...?
Sephiroth: *stabs Aeris* pirate
Cloud: DAMNIT SEPHIROTH!! Now next thing I know when I try to sit down and ask Yuffie where she hides her bubblegum you're gonna stab her too aren't you!! scream
Sephiroth: Yesh. ^.^
Cloud: Damn You!! *grabs Aeris' arm and beats Sephiroth to death with her dead body* YOU SICK b*****d!!! scream DIE DIE DIE!! scream scream domokun
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:06 am
Deaths Apprentice Cloud: *standing over Aeris' body while she is praying* Should I do it? Aeris: Do what? Cloud: *sits down next to Aeris and scoots over* So, Aeris... Aeris: Cloud...? Sephiroth: *stabs Aeris* pirate Cloud: DAMNIT SEPHIROTH!! Now next thing I know when I try to sit down and ask Yuffie where she hides her bubblegum you're gonna stab her too aren't you!! scream Sephiroth: Yesh. ^.^ Cloud: Damn You!! *grabs Aeris' arm and beats Sephiroth to death with her dead body* YOU SICK b*****d!!! scream DIE DIEDIE!! scream scream domokun -later- Cloud:*walks over to Yuffie on the Highwind* "Hey Yuffie...." Yuffie:"No don't ask me anything! Sephiroth will kill me!" Cloud:"Nope...I killed him for the last time he did that." Yuffie:"Ok then, ask away." Cloud:"Where do you hide your bubblegum?" Yuffie:"YOU WILL NEVER KNOW!" *stabs herself in the head and falls overboard.* Cloud:"NOOOOOOO! Oh wait..." *bends down and picks up some gum* "So she hid it on herself." *eats gum and skips away*
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 11:31 am
Backstabbed Deaths Apprentice Cloud: *standing over Aeris' body while she is praying* Should I do it? Aeris: Do what? Cloud: *sits down next to Aeris and scoots over* So, Aeris... Aeris: Cloud...? Sephiroth: *stabs Aeris* pirate Cloud: DAMNIT SEPHIROTH!! Now next thing I know when I try to sit down and ask Yuffie where she hides her bubblegum you're gonna stab her too aren't you!! scream Sephiroth: Yesh. ^.^ Cloud: Damn You!! *grabs Aeris' arm and beats Sephiroth to death with her dead body* YOU SICK b*****d!!! scream DIE DIEDIE!! scream scream domokun -later- Cloud:*walks over to Yuffie on the Highwind* "Hey Yuffie...." Yuffie:"No don't ask me anything! Sephiroth will kill me!" Cloud:"Nope...I killed him for the last time he did that." Yuffie:"Ok then, ask away." Cloud:"Where do you hide your bubblegum?" Yuffie:"YOU WILL NEVER KNOW!" *stabs herself in the head and falls overboard.* Cloud:"NOOOOOOO! Oh wait..." *bends down and picks up some gum* "So she hid it on herself." *eats gum and skips away* Cloud: Hey Tifa... Tifa: NO! *tries to punch herself* Cloud: No wait! *grabs her hand* I wanted to ask you if i could borrow one of your bras Tifa: Cloud... I don't use a bra... Cloud: You don't!? Then how the hell can we not see your breasts if all you wear is a white shirt? Tifa: ninja ... YOU WILL NEVER KNOW!!!! *jumps off the Sierra and ges cut in half by one of the propellers* Cloud: NOOOOOOO!!!! Sephiroth: *flies inside* Cloud... I am your father Cloud: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vincent: Hell no you aren't! Sephiroth: Yes I am! I did it with Cloud's mom! Vincent: What? I have a grandson? NOOOO!!! I'M TOO LD TO HAVE A GRANDSON!*jumps off the Sierra and gets cut in half by the propeller* Cloud: Wow... That's one deadly propeller... Cait Sith: AHHHHHHH!!! *comes into the room, jumps off the Sierra and gets cut in half by the propeller* Cid: NO WAIT! I'M NOT YOUR FATHER!!! *jumps off the Sierra to try and stop Cait Sith but gets cut in half by the propeller* Barret: Everyones jumping off the Sierra? All right! *jumps off the Sierra and gets cut in half by the propeller* Hojo: Wait... Didn't Vincent know that I'M Sephiroth's father? Sephiroth: ... *meanwhile, below* Random guy: Lalala... *gets hit by a shower of blood and dead bodies cut in half* What the hell!?
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 11:50 am
Cloud:i cast magic missle into the darkness
Aries,Barret,Cid: ahahahahahahahaha
Vincent:hi im vincent of ff7 who are you
Cloud: im cloud sword master of light
Vincent: then why did you cast magic missle?
everyone except Cloud: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 2:12 pm
Backstabbed Deaths Apprentice Cloud: *standing over Aeris' body while she is praying* Should I do it? Aeris: Do what? Cloud: *sits down next to Aeris and scoots over* So, Aeris... Aeris: Cloud...? Sephiroth: *stabs Aeris* pirate Cloud: DAMNIT SEPHIROTH!! Now next thing I know when I try to sit down and ask Yuffie where she hides her bubblegum you're gonna stab her too aren't you!! scream Sephiroth: Yesh. ^.^ Cloud: Damn You!! *grabs Aeris' arm and beats Sephiroth to death with her dead body* YOU SICK b*****d!!! scream DIE DIEDIE!! scream scream domokun -later- Cloud:*walks over to Yuffie on the Highwind* "Hey Yuffie...." Yuffie:"No don't ask me anything! Sephiroth will kill me!" Cloud:"Nope...I killed him for the last time he did that." Yuffie:"Ok then, ask away." Cloud:"Where do you hide your bubblegum?" Yuffie:"YOU WILL NEVER KNOW!" *stabs herself in the head and falls overboard.* Cloud:"NOOOOOOO! Oh wait..." *bends down and picks up some gum* "So she hid it on herself." *eats gum and skips away*
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 2:13 pm
Cloud: "Hey Tifa..."
Tifa: "Hello Cloud!"
Cloud, blushing redface : "Um... uh..."
Tifa: "What's on your mind?"
Cloud: "Uh, i was uh..."
Tifa: "Cloud... What do you want? You want something, don't you? Eh, eh? I'll be your friend!"
Cloud: "You are my friend!"
Tifa: "Fine, then i'm not your friend anymore. So how about now? I'll be your friend! Frienship for your thoughts!"
Cloud squeezes one of her breasts and runs away.
Barret: "Soooo??"
Cloud: "I did it!!!" Then the victory fanfare is heard...
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:21 pm
NishinAlchemist666 Sephiroth is in the background, siping tea while Cloud and Zack are fighting for Aeris's attention. Cloud: "Mine!" Zack: "I saw her first! You just fell throug her roof!" Cloud stressed : "Hey, i could kill you!" Zack: "No you can't!! I am a first class SOLDIER!" Cloud: "Eh? What'd you say? You wanna fight Zack?" Zack, putting his fists up: "Bring it on, b***h!" Zack and Cloud fist fight. Sephiroth puts down the tea and burries his face in his hands. Sephiroth sweatdrop : "Ugh... And i trained both of them..." ~~~~~~~ At the 7th Heaven... Barret: "Tifa, martini!" Tifa: "You had enough. Lay off." Barret hicupps: "MARTINI NOW!!!" Tifa, handing him the bottle: "Have it all then." Barret chugs it down. Cid sips tea. Cid: "I don't get it. You get tea for me, but Shera can't move her slow a**. Why IS that?!" Barret: "SHUT UP!!! CAN'T Y'ALL SEE I'M IN A DOWNWARD SLUMP?!!" Cid: "What happened?" Tifa: "He got charged for sexual assault on a 4-yer-old." Barret: "SCREW THE ******** PLANET!!!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cid: "Silver haired guys AGAIN?!!" Cloud: "Yeah, looks good on the resume." Red 13: "Now i just need apossable thumbs. Then i can get a REAL job." Tifa: "Yeah, this is getting older than Cid." Cid: "I HEARD THAT!!! I MAY BE OLD, BUT I CAN STILL HEAR!!! stressed " Barret: "For the planet!!" Vincent: "Whatever..." Yuffie: "Who cares!!! If i get materia, i'm fine!!" Reeve/Cait Sith: "Alright! Let's go!" Reno: "Wait! Can we stop at the bar before we go?" Everyone: "NO FLIPPING WAY!!!"
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:23 pm
Edge22 Sephiroth: Now my new apprentice show them are creation Cid: Yes Darth Sephi-Vader Cloud: CID WHY HAVE YOU TURNED TO THE DARKSIDE!!! Cid: Cause every tuesday is Free candy day Vincent: Free candy day!! I'm joining the darkside! Darth Sephi-Vader: Darth Cidious assign him a a name Darth Cidious: You can be Darth Assmaster Vincent: NO WAY! Darth Cidious: To late, your name already changed Darth Assmaster: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Darth Cidious: I PRESENT TO YOU..............THE SHINRA STAR!!! *cricket noises* Cloud: Is that a Death Star with a big S painted on it? Darth Cidious: ummmmm no......I'm totally not getting sued by George Lucas Reno: *In an R-Wing* This is the R-Wing squad going in for our attack run Cloud: THATS JUST AN X-WING PAINTED RED!!! Reno: Ummmm no this is called an R-Wing, the R stands for Reno, cause I'm Reno, and Reno's cool like that Rufus: Use the force Reno Reno: Yes master Obi Wan Rufus: No actually this is Rufus, just saying use the force, cause I felt like it, cause I'm cool like that, now I'm gonna go back to having a 4-way with me Tifa, Elena, Yuffie, and Aeris. Yuffie: HEY YOU LIE I'M RIGHT HERE STILL FULLY CLOTHED AND STILL A VIRGIN! Cloud: You soo lie I seen pictures on the internet, doing dirty things Yuffie: WHAT LET ME SEE!!! *goes on google.com and searches for Yuffie naked* THATS NOT ME, THATS MY HEAD ON SOMEONE ELSES BODY!! Cloud: sure.... Darth Sephi-Vader: FIRE THE SHINRA STAR!!! Darth Cidious: YES SIR!!! *blows up the planet Pop Star* Reno: Holy hell you just killed the planet where kirby lives!!
POOR KIRBY!!! gonk crying *flies to Pop Star remains to find Kirby at all* crying
BAD CID, BAD! scream *gonks Cidious*
And the George Lucas isn't gonna sue me thing was hilarious. rofl
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Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:50 pm
*FFVII meets Chrono Trigger*
Sephiroth: ZZZzzZZz...*wakes up*...aw, what a gorgeus day. The birds, the trees, the flowers. heart I shall destroy them all with my masamune! *tries to draw sword* HEY!!! WHERE IS MY MASAMUNE!?!?!?
*Meanwhile in 600 A.D.*
Frog: How hast thee found the masamune in such good condition?
Crono: We know a guy who knows a guy who mugs some guys. lol
Lucca: Would this mugger's name happen to be Crono? stare
Crono: SHUT UP! I HATE YOU! crying
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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:11 pm
*Final Fantasy meets a bunch of other stuff*
Master Chief: So I was all like give me the god damn pistol or I'm gonna kick your a**
Loz: Yeah Yazoo is always like that with his guns
Master Chief: He got his a** kicked pretty bad too
*elsewhere*
Ken Masters: So I was like "USE THE HADOKEN" but Ryu was all like "BUT IT WILL KILL US ALL" then I was all like "DON'T BE SUCH A p***y"
Scorpion: I would have ripped of their heads
Sephiroth: Now now Scorpion not all problems can be solved with ripping of some guys head
Scorpion:Yea I have a problem *rips off Ken's head* I think I need help *rips off Sephiroths head* but its just so fun *rips off Rufus's head*
Rufus: NO MY HEAD I NEED THAT TO THINK!!
*elsewhere*
Kasumi: I can't go anywhere without some guy wanting to get me naked
Tifa: Yea me too
Mai: Me three
Tifa: Oh shut up Mai
*giggity giggity*
Tifa: Hey whats that noise?
Mai: Its nothing probably
*giggity giggity*
Kasumi: I heard it too that time
Tifa razz robably a mouse or something
*Reno jumps from behind the curtains*
Reno: GOD DAMMIT I'M NEVER GONNA SEE SOME HOT ACTION I WASTED MY ENTIRE NIGHT!!! *jumps out the window*
Mai: That was weird
Tifa: Wanna compare breast sizes?
Kasumi: Sure!
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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 7:25 am
[Satan] * [satan]'s cut scene changer* Today's scenario: If Aeris knew Ninjutsu Sephiroth: Ha ha, Cloud, I have finally destroyed your true love. Cloud: lol Sephiroth: Why are you laughing...? confused *looks down to see who he stabbed* CAIT SITH?!?!? But how...I saw...she was...and I... Aeris: You are a fool Sephiroth. You have fallen for the substitution technique. surprised Sephiroth: SAY WHA???!?!?! Aeris: *beats Sephiroth to a bloody pulp with her staff* Sephiroth: You're mean! crying
Seph: f**k... eek *holding onto the other end of the sword* This can't be! gonk
*cait throws the other end of the sword with Seph holding onto it and Seph falls*
Seph: AAAAAH!! gonk *really loud splash*
Cloud: Hey, that was my line! mad
Cait Sith: Well I'm practicing to be just like you, so... wink
Cloud: stare
Aeris: C'mon Cloud, the least you could do is blush, your famous to a toy!
Cait Sith: Whats that supposed to mean!? sad *steals Cloud's Buster Sword*
Cloud: You actually think you'll be able to lift that? stare
Cait Sith: *straining himself trying to lift it* Yeah...I started...eating...four McDonalds...a day...! stressed
Aeris: I was wondering why you looked a lot bigger! surprised
*Cait lifts the sword over his head and spins it like Cloud, then the sword's weight beats him into the floor*
Seph: *comes back* You sad, sick little animal! *steals a Prisoner's Ball and Chain from Gaia Marketplace and locks it around Cait's foot*
Cait Sith: Whats the big idea!? eek
Seph: *pushes Cait into the water and he drowns after suffering and desparately yelling for help*
Aeris: Oh well, just as long as its not me!
Cloud: *looking around* HE TOOK MY BUSTER SWORD, WAAAAAH!!! gonk *dives in the water*
Vincent: HE TOOK LUCRECIA!! gonk *dives in after Cloud*
Cid: HE TOOK MY CIG!! gonk *dives in after Vincent*
Tifa: HE DIDN'T TAKE ANYTHING FROM ME!! blaugh *dives in*
Aeris: Oh well... rolleyes *dives in*
(Five minutes later)
Reeve: *shows up* HE TOOK MY CAREER!! gonk *dives in*
Cloud: This water is really cold! smile
Aeris: I know! gonk
Cloud: *swims with Aeris to a floating door*
Cloud: You're gonna die an old lady, not here, I won't let Seph stab you smile
Aeris: I love you Cloud! crying
*Cloud freezes to death*
Aeris: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gonk crying gonk crying gonk crying
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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 12:01 pm
The gayest, most retarded FF7 out take story:
Cloud: Ah... blaugh *jacking off with a bowling ball*
(At the YMCA)
Barret: *running on a treadmill that is off, he has burned 0 calories* HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF! gonk I gotta stop ordering five boxes of pizza at night too! gonk
(At Wutai)
Yuffie: But dad, I don't wanna do my homework! gonk
Godo: Do you homework or your grounded! mad
Yuffie: I hate physics...! stare mad
(At Gold Saucer)
Tifa: I'm always wondering whats behind this zipper! *unzips Cait Sith* Ooh, look, SKITTLES! xd
Cait Sith: Those were for my girlfriend... stare
Tifa: *pulling a bunch of candy out of him* You've got Kit-Kats and Reese's in here too! What girlfriend? confused
Cait Sith: Um... sweatdrop
Vincent: He doesn't have one...
Cait Sith: Its true! crying
(At Cosmo Canyon)
Nanaki: *chasing his fiery tail* Get back here! *bites his tail and he freezes* Crap! eek
Bugenhagen: Ho ho HOOOOOO! This DDR game is very fun! HOOOO!!
(Back at Cloud's house)
Cloud: *still jacking off with the bowling ball, he accidentally drops it on his nuts* stressed stressed stressed OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scream scream scream scream scream
*All the windows shatter*
*The Gold Saucer collapses*
*Yuffie's house caves in*
*Everyone rushes to Cloud's house which takes them two hours, when they get there...*
Cloud: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scream scream scream *stops*
Some guy: Congrats Cloud Strife, you just broke the world record for longest scream, here is a million bucks! smile
Cloud: Awesome! blaugh *forgets all his pain*
Cait Sith: I need some nuts... stare
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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 12:22 pm
ShadowLord99 The gayest, most retarded FF7 out take story:
Cloud: Ah... blaugh *jacking off with a bowling ball*
(At the YMCA)
Barret: *running on a treadmill that is off, he has burned 0 calories* HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF! gonk I gotta stop ordering five boxes of pizza at night too! gonk
(At Wutai)
Yuffie: But dad, I don't wanna do my homework! gonk
Godo: Do you homework or your grounded! mad
Yuffie: I hate physics...! stare mad
(At Gold Saucer)
Tifa: I'm always wondering whats behind this zipper! *unzips Cait Sith* Ooh, look, SKITTLES! xd
Cait Sith: Those were for my girlfriend... stare
Tifa: *pulling a bunch of candy out of him* You've got Kit-Kats and Reese's in here too! What girlfriend? confused
Cait Sith: Um... sweatdrop
Vincent: He doesn't have one...
Cait Sith: Its true! crying
(At Cosmo Canyon)
Nanaki: *chasing his fiery tail* Get back here! *bites his tail and he freezes* Crap! eek
Bugenhagen: Ho ho HOOOOOO! This DDR game is very fun! HOOOO!!
(Back at Cloud's house)
Cloud: *still jacking off with the bowling ball, he accidentally drops it on his nuts* stressed stressed stressed OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scream scream scream scream scream
*All the windows shatter*
*The Gold Saucer collapses*
*Yuffie's house caves in*
*Everyone rushes to Cloud's house which takes them two hours, when they get there...*
Cloud: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scream scream scream *stops*
Some guy: Congrats Cloud Strife, you just broke the world record for longest scream, here is a million bucks! smile
Cloud: Awesome! blaugh *forgets all his pain*
Cait Sith: I need some nuts... stare Yuffie: ninja *mission impossible song plays* Hehehe... *steals all of Cloud's money and his buster sword* Zack: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WIHT MY SWORD!?!?!?! Yuffie: Oh crap... *throws a smoke bomb* Cloud: *cough cough* Oh god... All this smoke... *remembers his pain* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! scream scream *when the smoke disperses Yuffie is still there* Zack: confused ... You really should've studied your Physics... Anyway *rips offf her head and then crushes it against a wall* *Zack gets crushed by big letters that say: Zack Wins
FATALITY
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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:34 pm
Marie-leah Sayneveralways -FFVII KINDERGARTEN- Cloud:*trips and his heads falls through drywall and gets stuck Barret:*playing army man, pretending his right arm got shot off* Aeris:*poking herself in the stomach with a stick* Tifa:*shoving watermelons in her shirt* Cid:*smoking candy cigarettes* Sephiroth:*poking Aeris with a stick in her stomach* Yuffie:*Taking Cait Siths toys.* Cait Sith:*yells like an obnoxious a** at Yuffie* Vincent:*doing drugs in the corner* lol teenage ff7 cloud- plukey guy chating up well endowed teenager barret- kid who says his bad grades are down to the fact hes black and the teacher is a racist Aeris- head cheerleader. Tifa- well endowed cheerleader Cid- behind bikeshed smoking cigarettes Sephiroth- a goth who wants to kill the head cheerleader (yay Sephiroth!) Yuffie- a kid who should be on rittalin Vincent- stilll doing drugs in the corner
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Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:07 pm
Sen Akumu ShadowLord99 The gayest, most retarded FF7 out take story:
Cloud: Ah... blaugh *jacking off with a bowling ball*
(At the YMCA)
Barret: *running on a treadmill that is off, he has burned 0 calories* HUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF! gonk I gotta stop ordering five boxes of pizza at night too! gonk
(At Wutai)
Yuffie: But dad, I don't wanna do my homework! gonk
Godo: Do you homework or your grounded! mad
Yuffie: I hate physics...! stare mad
(At Gold Saucer)
Tifa: I'm always wondering whats behind this zipper! *unzips Cait Sith* Ooh, look, SKITTLES! xd
Cait Sith: Those were for my girlfriend... stare
Tifa: *pulling a bunch of candy out of him* You've got Kit-Kats and Reese's in here too! What girlfriend? confused
Cait Sith: Um... sweatdrop
Vincent: He doesn't have one...
Cait Sith: Its true! crying
(At Cosmo Canyon)
Nanaki: *chasing his fiery tail* Get back here! *bites his tail and he freezes* Crap! eek
Bugenhagen: Ho ho HOOOOOO! This DDR game is very fun! HOOOO!!
(Back at Cloud's house)
Cloud: *still jacking off with the bowling ball, he accidentally drops it on his nuts* stressed stressed stressed OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scream scream scream scream scream
*All the windows shatter*
*The Gold Saucer collapses*
*Yuffie's house caves in*
*Everyone rushes to Cloud's house which takes them two hours, when they get there...*
Cloud: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scream scream scream *stops*
Some guy: Congrats Cloud Strife, you just broke the world record for longest scream, here is a million bucks! smile
Cloud: Awesome! blaugh *forgets all his pain*
Cait Sith: I need some nuts... stare Yuffie: ninja *mission impossible song plays* Hehehe... *steals all of Cloud's money and his buster sword* Zack: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WIHT MY SWORD!?!?!?! Yuffie: Oh crap... *throws a smoke bomb* Cloud: *cough cough* Oh god... All this smoke... *remembers his pain* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! scream scream *when the smoke disperses Yuffie is still there* Zack: confused ... You really should've studied your Physics... Anyway *rips offf her head and then crushes it against a wall* *Zack gets crushed by big letters that say: Zack Wins
FATALITY
Cait Sith: *pulls down Cloud's pants and rubs his nuts to make them feel better* That better? smile
Cloud: Ah... blaugh *sperms all over Cait's face*
Barret: WTF, we should've captured a picture of that and sent it to the Smithsonian Institute... xp
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